• A Vegan/Vegetarian Dystopia
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[QUOTE=Laissez!Laissez!Laissez!;24361507]So, earlier the other day, while reading Gibson's Neuromancer, I came across the phrase "vat-grown meat". It's meat that has been artificially grown, identical in nature to real meat. If you are a vegan/vegetarian, would you object to eating such meat?[/QUOTE] this reminds me of that one episode of better off ted
Hmmm, meat in a vat for eating is one thing... but what about creating vaginas? Fuck fleshlights, you can get the real deal!
[QUOTE=BAZ;24361691]I'm not vegetarian for ethical reasons, so no. I wouldn't.[/QUOTE] why are you rating him dumb. [editline]04:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Earthen;24362330]fish can't feel pain[/QUOTE] lol
Survival of the fittest, motherfuckers... sorry.
Also, if we can grow test-tube meat, could we also grow test tube fingers? And hands? Whole arms? Holy fuck. I would so amputate my hand for a test-tube one.
[QUOTE=Laissez!Laissez!Laissez!;24362821]for humans, everything is prey ;)[/QUOTE] hey everyone, this fagola is just trolling. ignore him.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24363093]Hmmm, meat in a vat for eating is one thing... but what about creating vaginas? Fuck fleshlights, you can get the real deal![/QUOTE] It would need a life-support system, total turn off.
[QUOTE=bravehat;24362901]I'd like to see a human hit something with the force of a bison. [/QUOTE] I think over the years of our existence it has been proven that being able to hit something hard is jack shit in comparison to hunting in groups and the utilization of tools. We are the apex predator.
[QUOTE=Anthophobian;24363141]Also, if we can grow test-tube meat, could we also grow test tube fingers? And hands? Whole arms? Holy fuck. I would so amputate my hand for a test-tube one.[/QUOTE] if we find a way to reattach nerves and shit (if we can create meat from test tubes, well, by then we probably will be able to) then sure, bro. [editline]04:35PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Carbon Knight;24363173]I think over the years of our existence it has been proven that being able to hit something hard is jack shit in comparison to hunting in groups and the utilization of tools. We are the apex predator.[/QUOTE] we are an intelligent apex predator. we don't just fuck up shit just because we can. well, most of us don't.
Vegans are fags.
ITT and every other related thread, Facepunch hates on and are intolerant of vegetarians and vegans for no better reason than that they have a different lifestyle.
[QUOTE=Rasrap Smurf;24363265]ITT and every other related thread, Facepunch hates on and are intolerant of vegetarians and vegans for no better reason than that they have a different lifestyle.[/QUOTE] Mostly because they are fatties. :colbert:
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24362518] so just because something isn't as evolved as you are, you should kill and consume it?[/QUOTE] If it tastes good, fuck yeah.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24361539]I am a vegan and I would not eat the meat because I'm [B]hardcore[/B]. :regd08: Edit: Who voted me dumb? I will kick your arses with a dull, dirty carrot you pieces of shit. Edit 2: OK, now this is getting fucking ridiculous. Stop giving me fucking boxes. What are you all, 12? Just because I eat parsnip all day because I have some strange, unjustifiable prejudice against meat doesn't mean I deserve this ridicule in the form of ratings on a public forum - THIS IS RUINING MY LIFE. Edit 3: Look you cunts, I told you to stop and you kept on going. [B]STOP FUCKING DOING IT[/B]. You might think it's funny but it's actually really fucking immature. Edit 4: Oh go murder some pigs and eat their flesh you barbarous wankers. Edit 5: Hey cocksuckers, I just went down town and guess what I bought? That's right, a notepad and a fucking machete. Whoever voted me dumb say so, and I will add your scummy name to the list. You think you can be all hard on the internet, stating your opinion anonymously? Well have fun with that you pussies. As soon as you grow some balls come talk to me and then we can find out who is a meek piece of crap (protip: it's you).[/QUOTE] :frogbon:
[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;24363173]I think over the years of our existence it has been proven that being able to hit something hard is jack shit in comparison to hunting in groups and the utilization of tools. We are the apex predator.[/QUOTE] Again, just because we can, doesn't mean we should. If we worked like that, then we would have destroyed every ecosystem on the planet by hunting keystone predators to death.
Imagine a nation of vegans, everyone would be fainting all the time. Nothing would get done.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24361539]I am a vegan and I would not eat the meat because I'm [B]hardcore[/B]. :regd08: Edit: Who voted me dumb? I will kick your arses with a dull, dirty carrot you pieces of shit. Edit 2: OK, now this is getting fucking ridiculous. Stop giving me fucking boxes. What are you all, 12? Just because I eat parsnip all day because I have some strange, unjustifiable prejudice against meat doesn't mean I deserve this ridicule in the form of ratings on a public forum - THIS IS RUINING MY LIFE. Edit 3: Look you cunts, I told you to stop and you kept on going. [B]STOP FUCKING DOING IT[/B]. You might think it's funny but it's actually really fucking immature. Edit 4: Oh go murder some pigs and eat their flesh you barbarous wankers. Edit 5: Hey cocksuckers, I just went down town and guess what I bought? That's right, a notepad and a fucking machete. Whoever voted me dumb say so, and I will add your scummy name to the list. You think you can be all hard on the internet, stating your opinion anonymously? Well have fun with that you pussies. As soon as you grow some balls come talk to me and then we can find out who is a meek piece of crap (protip: it's you).[/QUOTE] People can't take a joke.
I have a vegetarian friend who is an annoying vegetarian. I was eating a ham sandwich once and he was all like "Eew ham gross you should not eat meat chuck that away" I was like "Fuck you I'll eat ham if I want, eating meat is natural" And he was still all like "Eating meat is not natural it is wrong" He's not my friend anymore. Some what related [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:undkhrEwVbM7cM:http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo178/Kincyr/tofulion.jpg&t=1[/img] "we made this lion vegetarian!"
[QUOTE=The golden;24363870]Couple weekends ago I got to watch a family of owls rip apart a bird and eat it while it's still alive. Everything from the legs to the intestines. Any person that thinks our methods of obtaining meat is "wrong" needs to get their fucking heads out of their asses.[/QUOTE] Yeah, we're fairly clinical in our attacks, fuck if you ever see a venomous snake bite then that shit is fucking hell. Haemotoxic venoms and the like are fucking nasty. :ohdear:
Vegetarians annoy me both my sisters are one for some reason and believe all the PETA bullshit, all of the alternative food I've eaten tasted crap and the "chicken" I had once made me feel nauseas for the rest of the day.
I'm not vegantarian, but if the quality and price are right along with it not being any worse for me than normal meat, I'd eat tube meat.
If they believe the PETA bullshit then they're gullible fucks with not much better to do. But if they don't eat meat for moral or ethical issues and leave people to their own eating habits then fair play to them.
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24362518]so just because something isn't as evolved as you are, you should kill and consume it?[/QUOTE] No creature is more/less evolved than another it is just filling a niche, you should kill and consume it because it is tasty and provides the nutrients you need. I eat meat because it's tasty, and for no other reason so if this vat grown meat is tasty (and safe) I'll happily eat it. I also have nothing wrong with vegetarians.
I want PETA to die.
[QUOTE=one free man;24362590]I don't really like things that're overly chewy So, things like sausags that're basically mush in a skin, those're just fine[/QUOTE] If it's overly chewy It's cooked wrong. I nice rare steak is some meat you need to try.
[QUOTE=lockdown6;24361554]artificial meat? pfft be right back, eating a cow[/QUOTE]Fuck cow, I eat Horse because I'm a hardcore carnivore
[QUOTE=The mouse;24364379]Fuck cow, I eat Horse because I'm a hardcore carnivore[/QUOTE] Fuck horse, I eat elephant, whole.
[QUOTE=Kingy_who;24364349]No creature is more/less evolved than another it is just filling a niche, you should kill and consume it because it is tasty and provides the nutrients you need. I eat meat because it's tasty, and for no other reason so if this vat grown meat is tasty (and safe) I'll happily eat it. I also have nothing wrong with vegetarians.[/QUOTE] I'm not a vegetarian, I was just making a point on how he was saying that we should eat fish because they are idiots. [editline]11:57AM[/editline] On the actual topic of vat meat, I'd eat it if that means it will be cheaper, safer, and maybe tastier.
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24364556]I'm not a vegetarian I was just making a point on how he was saying that we should eat fish because they are idiots. [editline]11:57AM[/editline] On the actual topic of vat meat, I'd eat it if that means it will be cheaper, safer, and maybe tastier.[/QUOTE] Maybe I should of quoted him when said that, It was aimed at both sides.
[QUOTE=bravehat;24362803]No it's not killing it because all you are growing is a muscle.[/QUOTE] It's alive, therefore it's killing.
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