[QUOTE=Touhou;20358543]real men use their dicks.[/QUOTE]
your dagger is no match for my broadsword
[QUOTE=Trilby Hat;20358557]your dagger is no match for my broadsword[/QUOTE]
Your broadsword is no match for my claymore.
[QUOTE=Jund;20358582]Your broadsword is no match for my claymore.[/QUOTE]
Your claymore is no match for my penis.
My brothers came back from the Air Force after 2 years away for Christmas. My mom got us a ton of nerf guns and ammo. The up stairs was a fucking [I]battleground[/I].
[QUOTE=OvB;20358615]My brothers came back from the Air Force after 2 years away for Christmas. My mom got us a ton of nerf guns and ammo. The up stairs was a fucking [I]battleground[/I].[/QUOTE]
Did you get the machine gun thingy? It bet it would be awesome to just unload that in a crowd of people.
Me and my friends make some bad ass swords out of wood and hit each other with them.
[img]http://i48.tinypic.com/xmshtd.jpg[/img]
Hurts like a bitch, but at least we don't look like fairies hitting each other with foam.
Ya, thats real leather. :smug:
I just saw the new NERF battleaxe at Walmart. That was fun to play with.
If it wasn't $20, I would have bought it in a heartbeat.
I own one of the small swords (got it back when it was all there was) and now I can't wait to see what else they come out with. Personally, seeing a NERF spear would be awesome. :v:
You don't even need plastic, man. My brother and I used to duke it out with those cheap plastic ninja swords when I was 6. Pain is badass.
Man up and get un-sissied.
I do this with lightsabers. Had this awesome 1 hour 4 way fight once.
Oh man, last night after work, a couple coworkers and I went to wal mart at like 4 in the morning and had some fun fighting with foam swords and battle axes.
Then I threw the battle axe halfway down the aisle and the blade smacked my friend in the sternum and floored him. I laughed so fucking hard.
[QUOTE=MedicWine;20356623][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVKnF26qFFM[/media][/QUOTE]
CoD: Modern Nerf War.
[QUOTE=Owen Lol;20356524]I got kicked out of a 5 Below store for doing this.[/QUOTE]
holy shit one of these just came to my neighborhood. they had this pirate nerf gun that i was going to steal but then i was like "how cheap can i get?"
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also, i saw two dudes having a nerf sword fight a few days ago, but when i got closer i saw that they werent dudes.
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;20362976]
also, i saw two dudes having a nerf sword fight a few days ago, but when i got closer i saw that they werent dudes.[/QUOTE]
bet they were fat chicks
[QUOTE=Hot_Wings;20357018]I was going to but I can't find anywhere near me that does them.
And fencing swords aren't actual swords, they are more of poles. It is a lot different then real sword fighting they bend and isn't it all pokes and stabs?[/QUOTE]
Sabre is the way forwards, any part of the blade can be used and the target area is waist and above (comes from the idea of mounted cavalry, hitting the horse was seen as bad form) which means groin hits are not allowed (thank god). Is a lot more like sword fighting than the other two (foil and epee which are both way too camp for me to take seriously).
[QUOTE=spengbob;20363244]bet they were fat chicks[/QUOTE]
yea
Real men use real swords.
[QUOTE=Owen Lol;20356524]I got kicked out of a 5 Below store for doing this.[/QUOTE]
Lets be honest everyone has at one point in their lifes.
I think it's amazing at how they can be so rigid, yet not hurt like a bitch.
The battleaxes, Oh god they fucking hurt when you get hit in the crucials. Y'know what crucials I'm talkin' 'bout. :frown:
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;20362179]CoD: Modern Nerf War.[/QUOTE]
I'd buy it.
I did this once with my friend, I managed to knock him over but he grabbed a Nerf Maverick off the table and emptied it into my chest :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Wii60;20358536]real men use real swords.[/QUOTE]
I only have one real sword
But it is the masters sword so I am content with that
[QUOTE=Auster;20366188]Lets be honest everyone has at one point in their lifes.[/QUOTE]
has 5 below been around for a while? why am i just now discovering this place
Pussies, my friends I ordered wooden kendo swords and sparred with them. There was a period where we practiced practically everyday and beat the shit outta eachother. Good times.
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Normally anyone older then 12 years old wouldn't really think anything of these swords unless they LARP (which I don't) But yesterday I decided while browsing through Toys R Us with my friends (for shits and giggles) I ran across the exact Banzai Samurai Dueling Sticks in the picture above and decided to purchase them. There was also a wide variety of nerf weaponry. Me and my friends today had a great time fighting each other with them. Since I only had 2 we rotated in and out with the loser of each match. We set up our own rules for our new game too.
Rules:
1. 2 shots to arms or legs and you lose or 1 shot to the body/neck
2. Head shots don't count unless the rounds judge says otherwise
3. Whoever is not fighting that round is a judge
4. To start round you touch swords then take 2 steps back before you can engage (to cut out the cheap shots)
5. Sudden death results in a joust where first shot wins
6. Score is kept in kill streaks not kills. For example if I beat 2 people then died. But then next time I went up I beat 3 people in a row. My score is 3 not 5.
7. The first 2 people to reach 7 points have a 3 round duel to decide overall winner
It was a lot of fun. While a round was going on however me and my friend Alex had a conversation about what we were doing. He said it was very similar to LARPing (which we both think is kind of lame) but I disagreed. What we are doing is in no way role playing. We do not have characters, don't dress up or really do anything that LARPing is. I think it is just a couple of guys having fun by beating the crap out of each other with foam swords. We plan on buying more misc. foam weapons and having tournaments in my backyard. I highly recommend trying this because it is a lot of fun.
So what is your opinion on this?
Have you ever fought with nerf guns or swords?
Do you think it is like LARPing?
Any ideas of other games / rules for our fighting?[/QUOTE]
I have the first set. They win. Anyone want to talk strategy?
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[U][B]"Let us gingerly touch our tips!"[/B][/U]
Back when I was a little kid, my dad and I used to try and hit eachother with small logs. One day he actually got past my log and thwacked me right in the face. It was funny as hell looking back :P
I want to walk around town with one of these
My friend and I used to fight with those pool noodles back in the day.
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