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Talked to an Australian chap who said his worst fear was the Funnel-web spider. He was absolutely terrified of them. A bite can be deadly if anti venom aren't given in time.
And to add insult to injury! Their fangs are large and powerful, capable of penetrating fingernails and soft shoes.
Apparently there is an ode dedicated to this creature of terror.
[B]Always Deadly. Always Ugly. Always Angry.
.... and waiting in a shoe near YOU[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seTzkbHRT40[/media]
Takes balls to tame an unstoppable machine of pain and suffering.
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Talked to an Australian chap who said his worst fear was the Funnel-web spider. He was absolutely terrified of them. A bite can be deadly if anti venom aren't given in time.
And to add insult to injury! Their fangs are large and powerful, capable of penetrating fingernails and soft shoes.
Apparently there is an ode dedicated to this creature of terror.
[B]Always Deadly. Always Ugly. Always Angry.
.... and waiting in a shoe near YOU[/B][/QUOTE]
We have these on our property, I see their little holes all the time and have witnessed a couple darting back in on occasion when exploring our creeks. These critters fall more so into the variety of 'it won't bother you if you don't bother it'.
But the wasps... those pricks will come after you just because you exist.
[QUOTE=JustGman;41077521][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seTzkbHRT40[/media]
Takes balls to tame an unstoppable machine of pain and suffering.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck?
[QUOTE=JustGman;41077521]Takes balls to tame an unstoppable machine of pain and suffering.[/QUOTE]
I would go for stupidity, but that's me.
[QUOTE=Sobek-;41069081]That's bad but, terrifying? Oooh noo no no... I had one of these hornets (we call them hornets in Australia, it makes them sound scarier I guess) the size of a matchbox chase me across an entire property then proceed to sting me dead center in the back of my neck.
There's nothing worse than sheer extended terror followed by relief followed by sheer terror when you realise you were never getting away anyway... Fuck these creatures.
It's a damn good thing I'm not allergic or a sting in that location could have easily killed me. I'm allergic to some things, like this tiny breed of paper wasp we have. Whenever I play with the dogs outside they come and sting me, and one got me right in the middle of my eyes once - right on the nose, that area. Didn't hurt much but before long by face swelled up until I looked like a damn chinaman.
These creatures do not need to exist.[/QUOTE]
Take some flame to those cocksuckers nest and show them whose king of the food chain
I used to be seriously allergic to both bees and wasps when i was a kid.
Went through a vaccination process that took five years, two shot's a month. So now i don't have to fear for my life whenever i walk barefoot in grass, and i will never be afraid of needles again!
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Talked to an Australian chap who said his worst fear was the Funnel-web spider. He was absolutely terrified of them. A bite can be deadly if anti venom aren't given in time.
And to add insult to injury! Their fangs are large and powerful, capable of penetrating fingernails and soft shoes.
Apparently there is an ode dedicated to this creature of terror.
[B]Always Deadly. Always Ugly. Always Angry.
.... and waiting in a shoe near YOU[/B][/QUOTE]
I recently saw a video of a giant spider, covered in smaller spiders.
I'm not sure what video it was, but it sure creeped me the fuck out.
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;41080647]I recently saw a video of a giant spider, covered in smaller spiders.
I'm not sure what video it was, but it sure creeped me the fuck out.[/QUOTE]
A few species of spiders carries the offspring on their back.
Not a bug but wolfs, i was about 12 years old and i was walking in the wood with my father, and whe heard many noise behind us for a while, whe climbed a large rock and whe watched, there was about 7-8 wolf stalking us, my father had a gun to kill them but i had a useless .22 rifle, but still too much wolf whe couldnt stop them no matter what, but they didnt bothered to attack us thank god
I can't remember the last time I was stung by a bee,wasp,hornet etc; but I do remember getting bit by a nymph assassin bug, got me on the finger when I picked up a brick. That shit fucking hurt, and of course it was on the brick I decided to pick up.
I once slipped on my shoes which were outside at the door, when I put my left foot inside of it a wasp stung my little toe 5 times in a row. I crushed the wasp with my toes inside of the shoe.
After a while a huge blister like bubble on my small toe, it was huge and looked infected as hell. Later that day that particular bubble was even bigger than my small toe, so I popped the fucker up and tons of liquid streamed out of it.
It was painful and looked horrible.
I was about 7 or 8 years old an a hornet landed on my face as I rounded a corner and stung me.
People thought I has broken something, the swelling got so bad, and I am not even allergic.
I have also had them in my hair before. Not pleasant, but the stings aren't as bad as I remember.
I shot a wasp nest with a 12 gauge once, best feeling in the fucking world. Bastards.
[url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=821486&highlight=]This[/url] might be relevant :v:
I've never had problems with wasps or bees. For some reason they seem to congregate on me before buzzing off elsewhere. Bees usually just follow me wherever I go.
it sucked being in the marching band; being afraid of bees and having marching practice outside did not mix
everyone kept asking why I would suddenly veer the opposite direction out of formation and all I could say was "BEEEEEES NO"
[QUOTE=junker154;41100092][url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=821486&highlight=]This[/url] might be relevant :v:[/QUOTE]
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[B]Ichneumon Wasp, a very large cousin in the wasp family. The good news is that it doesn’t sting...[/B]
Awesome:dance:
[B]The bad news is that its long “tail” is an ovipositor. To lay those eggs in your stomach.[/B]
Well thank you National Graphics. That did not help at all:pwn:
How is it possible to lay eggs in human stomach? Does it pierce through your chest or what?
[QUOTE=junker154;41100492]How is it possible to lay eggs in human stomach? Does it pierce through your chest or what?[/QUOTE]
I think it must have been a joke!
[B]The wasp finds a nice fat caterpillar, and stings it. This does not kill the bug, but paralyses it.
She lays her eggs in the body of the caterpillar, and flies off.
After a few days, the wasp eggs begin to hatch inside the bug.
The wasp larvae begin to eat the caterpillar's flesh for nourishment. But they don't just go around eating everything willy-nilly. If they kill the bug, the flesh will start to decay. So they start with the fat cells.
Once they've eaten the fat, they move on to the muscle.
Once they've eaten the muscle, they move on to other non-vital organs.
Once they've eaten the non-vital organs, they finally eat something the bug needs to survive, like the heart, and put the caterpillar out of its misery. [/B]
Like something right out of a fucking horror movie. Where is your god now?
I remember a time at the Hobby store where I work, I saw that big ass fly, about the size of my thumb flying around. I can also hear the buzzing it was making, flying around the kite area. So i grabbed a rubber band gun we sell over there, loaded it up and shot the little fucker ( I felt like the Sniper from TF2)
Turns out, it was just a large piece of lint stuck on his legs that made him appear huge :v:
Still he is ded
[editline]19th June 2013[/editline]
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[B]Ichneumon Wasp, a very large cousin in the wasp family. The good news is that it doesn’t sting...[/B]
Awesome:dance:
[B]The bad news is that its long “tail” is an ovipositor. To lay those eggs in your stomach.[/B]
Well thank you National Graphics. That did not help at all:pwn:[/QUOTE]
If I ever saw that I would move out of the country :v:
Was about to sit down on my bike seat when I was little when I noticed there was a giant ass wolf spider clinging to the seat.
He just kind of sat there, though. Eventually he dropped himself of the bottom of the seat and just walked away into a nearby rhubarb bush.
I have a phobia of all loud flying insects. I can't fucking take it.
Everytime I hear a wasp, bee or anything of that kind I just immediately get alert and want to kill it or run the fuck away.
I got stung last summer eating and playing vidyogayms. "They dont attack unless you provoke them" they said ..
So giant-ass mosquitoes are not scary at all?
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What the flying fuck is this?
Camouflage as blueberries?
I saw tons of weird animals and insects, but that is really unusual. I guess it's camouflage of some sorts and those things are probably poisonous.
I got stung in the ass by a fucking wasp once
it was not a great experience
I remember when I was twelve or thirteen I was with my dad for the weekend at my stepmom's parent's house. We go swimming in the pool and as we're leaving I step on a bee and it stings me in the foot. I started crying because I was worried I was allergic like my mom was and ran to the nearest place I could sit down and got a playing card to get it out. My dad complained that I was crying for no reason. Turns out I'm not infected but it still scared the crap out of me because of the chance that I was.
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[B]Ichneumon Wasp, a very large cousin in the wasp family. The good news is that it doesn’t sting...[/B]
Awesome:dance:
[B]The bad news is that its long “tail” is an ovipositor. To lay those eggs in your stomach.[/B]
Well thank you National Graphics. That did not help at all:pwn:[/QUOTE]
Fuck, there was one of those in my kitchen yesterday.
My all time biggest fear is to go to bed, pull back the duvet and find that my sheets are filled with jam and wasps.
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