[QUOTE=squids_eye;41117461]Fuck, there was one of those in my kitchen yesterday.
My all time biggest fear is to go to bed, pull back the duvet and find that my sheets are filled with jam and wasps.[/QUOTE]
What flavour jam?
[QUOTE=a-cookie;41117532]What flavour jam?[/QUOTE]
DOES IT MATTER?!!?
[QUOTE=squids_eye;41117461]Fuck, there was one of those in my kitchen yesterday.
My all time biggest fear is to go to bed, pull back the duvet and find that my sheets are filled with jam and wasps.[/QUOTE]
Why? It won't sting you! I'm pretty sure you can just hold the stinger-vagina, pull your way up to the wasp and crush it with your fingers.
As long as it won't hurt you, you are free to slap it! That's my mentality.
Except if they are in your bed, then I'd sleep on the couch!
One time when I was 7 or 8 I was sitting on the side of a pool and a wasp came out of nowhere and stung me in the face.
I used to not mind bees or wasps
Until one summer on the bus home from kindergarten something flew into the open window AND DAMN NEAR STUNG ME IN THE CROTCH
it wasn't quite ON it, just... on the inside of my right thigh very close to my crotch
Now I'm absolutely terrified of anything that stings
Oh yeah I'm deathly afraid of every spider I can't easily identify too, I'm very afraid of a brown recluse or a black widow biting me and I end up dying a very slow and painful death
Especially in my sleep
A hornet got into my room once, I think i screamed like a girl when i saw it.
I threw a book at him and repeatedly stomped the bastard.
He lived through it so i set him on fire.
[sp]He Ain't laughing now is he.[/sp]
Not even close to the same family of insects and/or arthropods, and only mildly related, but I got stung right in the left earlobe by a scorpion when I was 2. It's still ever-so-slightly bigger than the other one, and it has a mole for no real reason I can find.
you guys are pussies.
[QUOTE=cucumber;41120564]you guys are pussies.[/QUOTE]
No just rational. No one likes to be stung. If you do, you have issues.
I'm lucky Mother Nature likes me, I don't know about you guys... Seems like She wants to get rid of you.
[QUOTE=Steamjunke;41120842]I'm lucky Mother Nature likes me, I don't know about you guys... Seems like She wants to get rid of you.[/QUOTE]
Nah just tormenting us. The evil bitc****
[QUOTE=Rastifan;41110810][IMG]http://piximus.net/media/6859/the-ugliest-insect-in-the-world-10.jpg[/IMG]
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What the flying fuck is this?[/QUOTE]
oh look its the new pokemon
I live in an attic under the roof, so my ceiling is slanted and irregular. This offers various spiders a lot of optimal places to set up their webby homes. I usually let them undisturbed.
Why, you may ask? Because one time I saw one the size of a 2€ coin (may not sound that big, but spiders here are usually smaller than Australian or American ones) making his web in a corner of my bedroom, and I went looking for a broom to pick him up and throw him in the garden.
When I returned, it had caught and killed a bigass hornet that was undoubtedly filled with murderous intent.
Spiders: the unsung heroes of the bug world. Watchful protectors. Horrifying dark knights.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;41124458]-[/QUOTE]
Around the area of Italy I live in, we have these gigantic black hornets flying around.
Whenever my windows are open and I hear a "buzzz" noise, I feel quite uneasy
[QUOTE=NitronikALT;41124670]Around the area of Italy I live in, we have these gigantic black hornets flying around.
Whenever my windows are open and I hear a "buzzz" noise, I feel quite uneasy[/QUOTE]
Find a Lidl near you and buy the large cans of bug spray they have there.
5 meters of highly poisonous, highly flammable, hornet-removing deathray.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;41124458]I live in an attic under the roof, so my ceiling is slanted and irregular. This offers various spiders a lot of optimal places to set up their webby homes. I usually let them undisturbed.
Why, you may ask? Because one time I saw one the size of a 2€ coin (may not sound that big, but spiders here are usually smaller than Australian or American ones) making his web in a corner of my bedroom, and I went looking for a broom to pick him up and throw him in the garden.
When I returned, it had caught and killed a bigass hornet that was undoubtedly filled with murderous intent.
Spiders: the unsung heroes of the bug world. Watchful protectors. Horrifying dark knights.[/QUOTE]
Damn straight...
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[B]You wanna piece of me you hornet cunt?[/B] [B]Bring it![/B]
Spiders just fuck bugs up. I don't think I've ever seen an insect kill a spider, or even heard about it. (Probably has happened)
SHIT MAN I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE A HEAVY DUTY STAPLER IN MY HOUSE
NO FUCKING WASPS ARE GETTING ME THIS SUMMER
Back during summer vacation one year when I was but a wee teenager, I spent quite a few days cooped up in my room playing video games, masturbating, and pigging out on various snacks. Back in those days I would fap whenever I got bored, which was usually anywhere from 3-5 times a day. I used to keep a towel next to my desk to jizz into, which I would replace every other day or so with another towel that I kept in rotation to prevent myself from using any of said towels to dry off with.
So anyways, on one particularly hot day, I'm jacking off for maybe the 2nd or 3rd time. I'm about to bust, so I grab the towel and drape it over my lap. I'm grimacing in anticipation for the orgasm, eyes fixated on the porn in front of me, when I realize that something's tickling my balls. Confused, I look down and pull back the towel... and find my cock, balls, and thighs COMPLETELY COVERED IN ANTS. I reeled back in horror, my desk chair flying back across the room before toppling over and knocking over a stack of CDs. I stumble naked out of my room, cock waving side to side, and run bare assed past my confused parents into the bathroom where I immediately jumped into the shower. Once I calmed down for a second, I realized that the ants must have been attracted to the sucrose in my semen.
I never used jizz towels again after that.
I'd say the most horrifying encounter I've had was with something very different from a wasp, but just as much a spawn from hell.
I was sitting at my computer desk, minding my own business, browsing the net. Suddenly, as I shift, my hair falls in front of my eyes, and I brush it back without putting much thought into it.
Now it took me a few moments to realize that my hair had been recently cut. It was extremely short, as it tends to be after a haircut. There is no way it could have fallen over my face, over most of my left eye.
And that's when I see a thousand legger (a centipede, for those not familiar with the term) scuttling underneath my desk.
I will never be the same.
When we were young, my two brothers and I went with my mother for a little ride in my uncle's truck. My brother screamed his ass off about a huge fucking wasp chilling behind his back and all three of us barged our way into the passenger seat crying and screaming our heads off while we were tangled. My mother killed it with her bare hands. I am now officially afraid of wasps. My reaction to them is either fighting it with a newspaper or anything that I could grab ahold of (even a knife) or just sprinting away as fast as I can without turning back.
My worst time was when we were in the car, this bumble bee came up inside. We were using the drive up atm at a bank and this was before i realized that THE BIG bumble bees dont sting my 5 year old sister got the worst. It would not leave her alone and we couldnt get her out of the car. I jumped out and we started screaming and hollering. A cop came over and said is everything all right. And he got a scream at him HELP BEE. He smirked and tried to hold a smile and laugh and came over and as soon as he came over the bee flew out. Even though it was a kind that didnt sting it still freaked me out, my sister more.
These live in my garage, I dont really mind them
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Bee's I don't mind. But wasps, wasps can fuck right off.
I love wasps because they tend to eat the massive influx of insects that strive here where I live.
Sure the wasp are kinda unnerving at times but I rather have them than a load of other insects everywhere.
I somehow managed to get stung by a wasp while going quite fast on a bike. I felt it fly into my hand and get stuck there then I felt the sting, I pretty much instantly flew off the bike which hurt a lot more than the sting. That same day I manged to sunburn only my eyelids too.
Like.. What the fuck?!
You had a bad day.
[QUOTE=MrFishcake;41158471]I somehow managed to get stung by a wasp while going quite fast on a bike. I felt it fly into my hand and get stuck there then I felt the sting, I pretty much instantly flew off the bike which hurt a lot more than the sting. That same day I manged to sunburn only my eyelids too.
Like.. What the fuck?![/QUOTE]
Good grief. Some days are really best spent in bed.
When I was really young, somewhere before middle school, I was following some friends through the woods. We were having fun, traversing the forest just outside of the playground at my old grade school, when suddenly, right after a friend goes through the trees in front of me, I decide to look down.
On the ground, sitting on about 3 leaves or so piled up, is some kind of Bee. I don't know what kind. All I know is that the next moment it was flying in my face. It stung me on the bottom of my nose, right between the nostrils.
I literally ripped it off, threw it on the ground, and stepped on it.
I then proceeded to run to my mom crying.
It didn't help that earlier that same day I had been stung on the finger in class.
I pretty much run away screaming when I see bees now, It's worked so far, haven't been stung since.
A bunch of wasps recently built a nest above my doorway while I was sick. They were territorial. They got a bunch if stings and bites in, but I'm a 6'5" 220 lb skinny ape. They shoukdd have seen the butane torch coming
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