[QUOTE=pansarkurt;41209206]Anyone ever been bitten by a horse-fly?
Those fuckers are on a whole other level. Imagine a common house-fly. Now enlarge it to the size of your thumb and then give it an appetite for blood. They are mostly attacking cows and other farm animals, but can just aswell bite and suck blood from humans.
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I've been bitten once, stinged like a bitch. Didn't give it enough time to drain me luckily.
My friend once had a wound on his leg from climbing a tree, and he felt something itching on it. He looked down and one of these were literally eating from him.[/QUOTE]
THESE CUNTS.
Okay I grew up on the country side of western europe, as soon as summer started a lot of hickers came by.. sometimes while they where in the woods you could hear em yelp n scream.
Fuckers hurt.. a lot.
Go swimming? Fuckers wait for you to surface and instantly land on your shoulders.
Go cycling? I do around 35 km/h on a mtb, fuckers kept up with me.. my cousin claimed I had over 30 on my back once.. luckily I had a thick coat on.. :/
Fuck wasps, they get pissed off when you fuck with them (they're just curious).. Horseflies people.. these hunt to kill.
Once at school, I was talking with my friends during lunch and then unexpectedly a cockroach crawled out my right sleeve and onto my hand. I noticed its legs on my hand, at one glance at it I ran off screaming like a girl, trying to shake it off at the same time.
I blame the school I go to, its filled with cockroaches.
i've found one of them too. Glad i have used the bible to smash it.
There used to be shittons of centipedes
Sadly for them, no puny insect can outsmart vacuum
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;41069048]I found a giant wasp trapped in my room one.
I shot it out of a cannon.
....Actually I don't think it was a wasp, it was orange and literally half the size of your hand. I see them nesting in the roof just outside my window so these fuckers are all over me in the summer.[/QUOTE]haha and you guys say come to canada
fuck that
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