• Daily Life V3 - Shit Nobody Cares About Edition
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So i made it my personal mission tonight to only communicate with my mother using Deus ex JC denton quotes. This was the result: "SO, did you like dinner?" "What a shame." *Punches me in the arm* "But i've got nerves of steel. Take your best shot flatlander woman." "Flatlander woman?" "You'll stay behind in the base reving your servos while the more advanced models get the job done." "What the hell are you talking about?" "A BOMB!" I put on my airsoft goggles. "Going SCUBA diving?" "My vision is augmented." "My GEP GUN is augmented." "That sounds dirty." "You'll sit at the base reving your servos while the more advanced models get the job done." "Why are your fists clenched?" "You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but i've got nerves of steel."
why do u guys like the soviet union it was shit
Where the fuck have you been
dead i revived my self
So, work was p. badass today. We were making Italian Wedding Soup, two Lasagnas, and cheesecake, so I was expecting a bunch of Italians to be coming in the doors in a bit. However, what I got was a bunch of Native Americans who just looked like Guidos. Best part, $12.50 an hour, about four hours a day a few days a week.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;32313297]So, work was p. badass today. We were making Italian Wedding Soup, two Lasagnas, and cheesecake, so I was expecting a bunch of Italians to be coming in the doors in a bit. However, what I got was a bunch of Native Americans who just looked like Guidos. Best part, $12.50 an hour, about four hours a day a few days a week.[/QUOTE] can i work with you pl0x?
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;32313404]can i work with you pl0x?[/QUOTE] No, the only ossumsauce I want in my kitchen is the kind I make.
So I'm most likely going to get fired because I walked out when a manager was making ridiculous demands of me when I had literally 30 seconds left in my shift. Luckily she was going on a smoke break right as she told me to do it so I left when she wasn't even in the building. I should have left a real nasty surprise for her and wrote offensive messages to her on the walls in ketchup, but then I would definitely be gone.
shit on the grill
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;32312983]why do u guys like the soviet union it was shit[/QUOTE] I don't think anyone here does? I find it really interesting thats all.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;32306154]Got a job working in the kitchen at weddings. EDIT: [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/HPIM2102.JPG[/IMG] SWAG[/QUOTE] hahaha oh god you kinda look like my former best friend [IMG]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4338/150/59/1117336397/n1117336397_30294373_1168256.jpg?dl=1[/IMG] [editline]15th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Stupideye;32314618]I don't think anyone here does? I find it really interesting thats all.[/QUOTE] I like how they tried to be cool nation for poor people (like me) and before they knew it, Stalin :v:
oh god tumblr is really addicting
looking for MOPP 4 gear on google images stumble upon loadsaemone [img]http://www.channelnewsasia.com/cna/gulfwar/gallery/images/pic4.jpg[/img]
[21:08] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: Excuse me? [21:08] Milk: I HAVE NO IDAE [21:08] Milk: NO IDEA [21:08] Milk: x_x [21:08] Milk: I didn't mean to.. [21:08] Milk: What do I do u__u? [21:08] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: Is he okay? [21:09] Milk: She's calling dad and saying how fucking sick I am [21:09] Milk: Yes. [21:09] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: Apologize like fucking crazy for one. [21:09] Milk: SHe doesn't listen [21:09] Milk: She just came in, kicked my door down and started screaming at me. [21:09] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: Could he have jumped in when you weren't looking or something? [21:09] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: More importantly: did you? [21:10] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: You're the only one who knows what happened orsomething didn't [21:11] Milk: She says she's going to call the cops and send me to the police or a mental hospital [21:11] Milk: She says I'm going to be a serial killer. [21:11] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: Defend yourself you idiot. I'm not there, I can't do anything. [21:12] Surge: TURN OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT'S AROUND YOU. [21:12] Milk: She pushed me back into my room when I tried to talk to her :x [21:13] Milk: Now she's downstairs yelling and saying she's going to call the school and have me "locked up for good" [21:13] Milk: She said she isn't going to stand by and have a crazy person in her house.. [21:13] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: Stop talking go me and do something about it. [21:13] Milk: Can I be honest with you? [21:13] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: As always. [21:13] Milk: You know pictures online of a little dog with his head stuck in something, and it's really cute and funny? [21:13] Milk: I did that because it was adorable, and then... I forgot about him :x [21:14] Milk: Sister's yelling and saying "I don't care" [21:14] Milk: brb.. [21:14] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: Why are you telling me? I'm not there. [21:22] Milk: Mrph.. [21:22] Milk: My dad called.. [21:23] Milk: He was on my side.. [21:23] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: Good. [21:23] Milk: I think I only hated him before because he gets angry sometmes.. [21:23] Milk: I told him what happened, and he said he wished he was here so he could hug me and help me sort this all out.. [21:23] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: I told you several times before that he loves you. [21:23] Milk: He says he doesn't think I'm crazy, he just thinks it was poor judgement.. [21:24] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: Bing. That waaas a dumb thing to do. [21:24] Milk: I saw this adorable picture of a dog in a ceral box or something, and I put the dog in the fridge with the door open, and ran up to get my camera.. [21:24] Surge: Then sat down in front of the computer and forgot. :| [21:24] Milk: and the camera wasn't there, and I searched for a bit, and then I went on Trillian to talk to you abut it.. and then I heard the screaming :x [21:24] Milk: It was 1 minute u_u [21:25] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: You need to learn priorities [21:25] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: Camera first. [21:25] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: Messengers absolute last [21:25] Milk: I left it OPEN [21:25] Milk: that's the thing. [21:26] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: That's a bad thing to do with or without dog [21:26] Milk: u__u [21:26] Milk: Mom and sister think I'm crazy now.. [21:26] Milk: They were like "WHY IS HE NOT CRYING AND FEELING UPSET?" [21:26] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: They're assholes anyway. [21:26] Milk: I only cry to myself :c [21:27] Milk: I'm starting to kind of flip my view.. [21:27] Milk: At first I loved my mom and hated my dad.. [21:27] Milk: But it's the other way around. [21:28] Milk: Fucking hell.. [21:28] Milk: Mom came in to get the phone, and when I stood up and handed it to her, she backed up and looked afraid like I was going to shoot her or something.. [21:28] Milk: Then she opened the door again and went "You think that's funny? Do you see me laughing?" [21:29] Milk: ... opened again, and went.. [21:29] Milk: "You can flunk out of school, fail your classes, but when you abuse animals... You've got another thing coming. I'm calling the shrink tomorrow" [21:29] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: :| [21:29] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: So go. Talk to the psychologist. [21:29] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: I went to one. [21:29] Milk: I've had therapists and shit before, and they're all the same. [21:30] Milk: THEY TOLD MY PARENTS WHAT I SAID [21:30] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: Do you want to know what happened? [21:30] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: That is -very- illegal. [21:30] Milk: I told my psychologist that I'm starting to trust my parents less and less and that I find more love from people on the internet.. [21:30] Milk: And my mom mocked me about that in an argument a day later.. [21:30] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: ... okay when you do THAT... [21:30] Milk: It's still illegal. [21:31] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: Here's what happened when I went to a psych. [21:31] Milk: She specifically said that the only time she'd tell is if I threatened to bomb something or kill someone. [21:32] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: I told some stories from when I was younger. Mostly involving grandma, things she did, how I wanted to meet my real dad, how she wouldn't let me... [21:33] [EMAIL="electrosurge@hotmail.com"]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/EMAIL]: The psych didn't want to talk to me after that. He wanted to talk to her. I didn't go after that. She pulled me out. [21:34] [email]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/email]: Be prudent about how you word things. [21:34] [email]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/email]: See, here's how what you said comes off as. [21:34] [email]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/email]: "I'm opening myself up to online predators." [21:35] Milk: I even said I know the dangers of giving up personal information, and I never tell them my address or phone number or any way to contact me besides internet friend only emails and messengers.. [21:35] [email]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/email]: Talk about me at all? [21:35] [email]electrosurge@hotmail.com[/email]: Just curious. [21:35] Milk: Yeah.. [21:35] Milk: I said there's this one guy, James.. [21:36] Milk: And how I met him recently and he really listened to my feelings and didn't once ask for money or games or pictures or anything in exchange for attention.. [21:36] Milk: And I said how I had the gut feeling that you were a good man, were in my situation, and just want someone that reminds you of yourself not to go down a bad path.. tl;dr dumb idea lead to almost dying forever [editline]15th September 2011[/editline] tl;drer tl;dr: put dog in fridge for 30 seconds with the door open, ran up to get the camera, typed on MSN "can't find the camera" and then my mom found him and apparently thought i trapped him in there because of my insane serial killer insane ideas [editline]15th September 2011[/editline] So basically, I made a really stupid mistake and my family (minus my dad) think I was trying to kill the dog. I'm concerned that they're going to call the police or something and not listen to my side of the story. You've all made stupid mistakes in the past before, right? Yeah, I'm stupid too.
im sorry but that is hilarious, why would you put your dog in the fridge
i saw a video of a dogs head in a cereal box and i wanted to recreate it and become internet famous im stupid
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;32313590]So I'm most likely going to get fired because I walked out when a manager was making ridiculous demands of me when I had literally 30 seconds left in my shift. Luckily she was going on a smoke break right as she told me to do it so I left when she wasn't even in the building. I should have left a real nasty surprise for her and wrote offensive messages to her on the walls in ketchup, but then I would definitely be gone.[/QUOTE] Heres what you need to do if your manager is pissing you off. You need to hold it all in until it is time. The time is when you have a large group of people about to come in and she needs everyone working, like if a bus or two pulls up. the conversation should go like this: "ALRIGHT I NEED EVERYONE WORKING!" "Hey [manager name here], I quit." "WHAT?! You cant quit!" "Bullshit i cant. I quit." "Cant you at least stay until after this?" "I suggest you remember how to operate a grill cause i'm out." Now, weeks later, when you go in to pick up your last check, wait until she asks if there is anything she can do. say this: "Yeah, i'd like a number 2, no onions, tomatos, or pickles, and hold the mustard." Your co-workers will applaud you.
I'm up to here in my work, today a security guard asks if there's an outlet to charge his cell phone and me, being polite and shit, watches over his cell phone because there a spare outlet at every register so then the supervisor finds the charger and gets mad both at the guard and me stating that we're, "using unauthorized company electricity" srsly wtf? also we're having an retarded event where we sell ~exclusive~ special foods and all it is are deep fried fish and a 6x4in lunchbox with some crab and rice with the latter going between $30-$40 and the former going for like $5 for a fucking tiny piece of fish half the size of a hotdog and it becomes sold out within minutes even though EVERY SINGLE EMPLOYEE KNOWS IT'S OVERPRICED AS FUCK faith in humanity -40, faith in workplace -95 [editline]16th September 2011[/editline] also when I quit this place I'm gonna fucking vandalize the ceo's place, I swear here's how I feel: [img] http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Anti-capitalism_color.jpg[/img]
Sup guys, postin' from school. They tryed to make me use IE and i said fuck dat shit.
[QUOTE=Kill001;32317008][editline]16th September 2011[/editline] also when I quit this place I'm gonna fucking vandalize the ceo's place, I swear here's how I feel: -snip- [/QUOTE] [video=youtube;5DTbashsKic]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DTbashsKic[/video]
why do you have a picture of stalin as your avatar :pwn:
[QUOTE=Stupideye;32322549]why do you have a picture of stalin as your avatar :pwn:[/QUOTE] I'd do it, but I got another Russian :v:
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;32314930]i saw a video of a dogs head in a cereal box and i wanted to recreate it and become internet famous im stupid[/QUOTE] Your mother is retarded broskie. Kthxbai. Also you're not stupid, you're just 15.
People complained that I should change my Steam avatar and I had Stalin's wiki page up because of some school project. Peoples reaction to me having it is pretty lolz and that's why I keep it. I still hate the retard as he is one of the greedy dictator fucks who ruined every 'communist' country.. More OT: Still a year untill I can actually buy something but I'm very torn on whether I should get an AK47 or G36K. Both are awesome and I cannot decide at all.
Just found out I'll probably be forced to go to Christian counseling and my mom's lost all trust in me because she found a scar on my wrist. Even after I've explained, she's still convinced I'm a huge emo and everything. Also, both of my parents think I smoke weed. [sp] I've never touched any drugs in my life, and I cut once to scare my friend from doing it to herself again. [/sp]
YOURE IN DENIAL YOU NEED HELP Its okay, my mom wanted me to get counseling and meet with a pastor because I sad "fuck"
Your guys parents suck. My mom is going senile and is crazy but within reason. My dad is a hardass at times too but they're all understanding. My dad isn't a Hypocrite so he wouldn't go apeshit if he found me or my brother or sister doing drugs because he fully admitted that he used to drop acid in the 70's. He'd just tell us to be wise and not do dumb shit. My mom is an old school catholic and sent my brother, sister and me to catholic school for 8 years. These days all three of us are no longer practicing catholics and more or less renounced our faith. While this disappoints my mom, she completely understands.
My parents are as foul mouthed as I am :v:
Is it really THAT hard to just say "No I do not want to attend church" or something? Can they really force you to go? [editline]16th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Dark Descent;32323653]My parents are as foul mouthed as I am :v:[/QUOTE] This :v: And my parents accept that I am an Atheist and a Communist, why would they even care about that? Okay if they care about you in person, so you don't go out killing yourself by drinking/smoking/doing drugs/stealing shit or whatever, but they shall not care what you believe in.
I already don't go to church, but you wouldn't believe the response atheists get in the Deep fucking South. My atheist friends get yelled at and nearly nobody wants to be friends with them once they learn they're atheist. My mom would kill me if she knew. And now I get to go to Christian Counseling...for helping a close friend? :downs:
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