• Daily Life V3 - Shit Nobody Cares About Edition
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Now my mom wants to put me in counseling. That's not going to go over very well if she actually does, because the way I see it, it's just sending me to someone I can rage on for an hour or so.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;32382474][img]http://i.imgur.com/updm4.png[/img] also this[/QUOTE] fdsfsad
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;32382906]Now my mom wants to put me in counseling. That's not going to go over very well if she actually does, because the way I see it, it's just sending me to someone I can rage on for an hour or so.[/QUOTE] Been there done that. Psychologists are actually p. cool people (in my experience) just hang out and talk to them for an hour. nbd. It is actually helpful to just rant to someone once and a while btw.
taep you sound depressed, maybe a psychologist would be helpful to you
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;32382770]What if she asks me what I do for fun? Do I tell the truth about sitting in front of the computer all day? Do I make up some total bullshit lie? Or do I say something believable like "I play airsoft but the airsoft season is over right now" even though I haven't played airsoft for a year and probably won't again until the end of May.[/QUOTE] I find the best way to talk to girls is to try and be funny, make them laugh. Bitches love humor. Then you can just talk comfortably after breaking the ice.
[QUOTE=Derubermensch;32383277]I find the best way to talk to girls is to try and be funny, make them laugh. Bitches love humor. Then you can just talk comfortably after breaking the ice.[/QUOTE] I'm the most unfunny person ever.
:I [editline]19th September 2011[/editline] so learn some fucking jokes
I'll figure something out eventually. So far I have ask her stuff about herself and if she asks what I do for fun lie about playing airsoft because I'm going to start playing again in a few months anyway. Any other suggestions?
Tell her you airsoft. No point in lying. Chances are she won't know what it is. So you describe it as being like paintball, and go into it a bit. Believe it or not, most girls don't run away from paintballers. It's a pretty manly sport.
[QUOTE=catbarf;32383884]Tell her you airsoft. No point in lying. Chances are she won't know what it is. So you describe it as being like paintball, and go into it a bit. Believe it or not, most girls don't run away from paintballers. It's a pretty manly sport.[/QUOTE] Well it is a lie saying I currently play airsoft because I haven't for over a year. Either way yeah I'd just tell her I play airsoft but I'm just taking a break from it because my gun is down and I'm saving up money for a new one or because the season is over or something like that.
I've had a fucking amazing weekend, as well as taking today off for my birthday. It really reminds me that I have a lot of great friends who care about me. I hope all of you are doing well. :love:
Roast of Charlie Sheen.
Hey guys i totally forgot about monday night shit fanfic, we'll do it tomorrow k? I was busy playing an old PS2 game for the nostalgia, its a rockstar game. Yeah, its gonna be a while before i beat it.
When's the roast? [editline]20th September 2011[/editline] nevermind lol
So i was in intro to engineering today, and my teacher, who is a total boss, said that Zcorp., the people that sold us the 3D is coming to fix it tomorrow, and we can start making stuff, and i was super happy, cause i thought i could make sum airsoft shit, but my happiness disappeared when i heard that we dont use the tough polymers that other 3D printers use, its more like a plaster thing. So i was sad, but then figured i could just make some mini Aperture Science Portable Quantum Tunneling Devices. Then i was happy.
Painstakingly model a big, fat cock complete with bugling veins and print it out. Hand it in for a grade.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;32385433]Painstakingly model a big, fat cock complete with bugling veins and print it out. Hand it in for a grade.[/QUOTE] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, this reminds me, in the same class, we was watching a vidya on the technological developments of war over the medival age leading up to nuclear weapons(BEST. CLASS. EVER.) And in the vidya there was tits openly, shit was so cash. teacher didnt even say anything.
thats because like most teachers, yours assumes you have the maturity above a twelve year old
[QUOTE=Stupideye;32385536]thats because like most teachers, yours assumes you have the maturity above a twelve year old[/QUOTE] Just saying, any other teacher in this school would fucking punish US if THEY showed us that. The fucking administration here is more bullshit than on FP. Its the rules: Nothing remotely violent, nothing remotly sexual, nothing remotely fun, which is why we dont have any field trips anymore. Technically, My teacher could be fired for showing us that video. and knowing my principal, he probably would get fired.
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;32385513]HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, this reminds me, in the same class, we was watching a vidya on the technological developments of war over the medival age leading up to nuclear weapons(BEST. CLASS. EVER.) And in the vidya there was tits openly, shit was so cash. teacher didnt even say anything.[/QUOTE] I bet your teacher didn't mind you fapping in class either. Special needs teachers must have infinite patience.
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;32385599]Just saying, any other teacher in this school would fucking punish US if THEY showed us that. The fucking administration here is more bullshit than on FP. Its the rules: Nothing remotely violent, nothing remotly sexual, nothing remotely fun, which is why we dont have any field trips anymore. Technically, My teacher could be fired for showing us that video. and knowing my principal, he probably would get fired.[/QUOTE] thats pretty stupid, the teacher put on Jackass in grade 12 in math class one day cause there was nothing to do
[QUOTE=Dark Descent;32385624]I bet your teacher didn't mind you fapping in class either. Special needs teachers must have infinite patience.[/QUOTE] Yeah man, i dont know how they do it. I mean, he must have what, cleaned cum from the desk 5 times, and cleaned my drool 12 times. That patience, that respect, makes me feel so special.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;32382199]Felix is such a bro in real life too [editline]19th September 2011[/editline] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/38922_1363456094213_1465940962_30878300_5250116_n.jpg[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/181597_1583748721391_1465940962_31315204_4883371_n.jpg[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/285088_1935565116581_1465940962_31742074_4262520_n.jpg[/img] pimp my codemonkey [editline]19th September 2011[/editline] oh my god im so bored[/QUOTE]i can uh do more if you want [editline]19th September 2011[/editline] like, they wont even be all hitler mustaches, either
mix it up a bit and give him a stalin mustache and a castro beard
Do more. I like where this is going.
okay, i gotta finish my essay on airsoft first
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;32386342]essay on airsoft first[/QUOTE] wait. wat?
More songs need to be translated into Simlish. [editline]19th September 2011[/editline] [url]http://new.music.yahoo.com/malbec/tracks/given-the-times-simlish-version--176913631[/url]
[QUOTE=felix the cat;32386379]wait. wat?[/QUOTE]Descriptive essay about what airsoft is for my english class.
"airsoft is like call of duty except you cant realyl die which is cool becaus eme and my friend jeremy like to play it in our drieway and one time he shot me in the arm and it hurt really bad and beld but in real life i would have probably really bleed to death so airsoft is better than paintball in conclusion airsoft is really neat - Fish Muffin, Age 8."
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