In honor of your birthday, buy me an Enfield, since I didn't buy one on my birthday. Kay thanks :downs:
[QUOTE=mysteryman;32437105]So yeah , it's my birthday guys, shower me with love.
Also i can legally buy guns now.[/QUOTE]
Get a nugget.
Happy birthday
I had my 18th two days ago, over here you're of age at 18 rather than 21 which is
kewl
[QUOTE=mysteryman;32437105]So yeah , it's my birthday guys, shower me with love.
Also i can legally buy guns now.[/QUOTE]
Buy yourself a nice Slinky, you'll enjoy it.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;32437988][img]http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/ww2_4/w21_00725131.jpg[/img]
crazy brits.[/QUOTE]
This thread
So I had a dream last night about my ex. Reminded me how lonely I am, which kinds of sucks.
Welp, I'm tired of being single.
Time for Operation: Better than Batman, Superman, The Incredible Hulk, The Thing, The Fantastic Four, Spiderman, Captain America and Ironman combined.
I add a bunch of girls that are friends with my friends. They'll either accept without question or if not I make something up about adding friends of friends or something stupid, doesn't matter.
After some time I send a girl of my choice a message. Basically a "L" or something like "o" just something random. Than I go through "Sorry, wrong chat" or something and from there try and strike up a conversation. See if any click.
[b]TACTICS[/b]
[i]Slayin' Friggin' Ladies. Good-to-Go?[/i]
If they end up being a bitch than I just clear that chamber and do a [i]Fast-Reload[/i] and get that weapon back into the fight.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;32438897]Welp, I'm tired of being single.
Time for Operation: Better than Batman, Superman, The Incredible Hulk, The Thing, The Fantastic Four, Spiderman, Captain America and Ironman combined.
I add a bunch of girls that are friends with my friends. They'll either accept without question or if not I make something up about adding friends of friends or something stupid, doesn't matter.
After some time I send a girl of my choice a message. Basically a "L" or something like "o" just something random. Than I go through "Sorry, wrong chat" or something and from there try and strike up a conversation. See if any click.
[b]TACTICS[/b]
[i]Slayin' Friggin' Ladies. Good-to-Go?[/i]
If they end up being a bitch than I just clear that chamber and do a [i]Fast-Reload[/i] and get that weapon back into the fight.[/QUOTE]
Here's a key line for those awkward times:
"Hey, how much does a panda weigh?"
Then you play it off as wrong chat, but if she does attempt to answer your question, you say
"Just enough to break the ice!" Bam, you've just kicked in the door to conversation land.
[QUOTE=notrabies;32439733]Here's a key line for those awkward times:
"Hey, how much does a panda weigh?"
Then you play it off as wrong chat, but if she does attempt to answer your question, you say
"Just enough to break the ice!" Bam, you've just kicked in the door to conversation land.[/QUOTE]
I'd knock down Heaven's door for you. Enlighten me.
More of my early morning delusions? Okay!
"How the fuck did they always have a net handy in Scooby Doo?"
Seriously, that one will get anybody.
Actually, scratch this one, because if you don't have an answer handy she could end up actually pissed off, its far too critical a question.
I'll get some more stuff later for ya, I like goofy stuff like this.
I think it's amusing. Cute girl accepted a friend request. Listed as single. Accepted it within a few hours of me sending it so I'm sure I'll see her on chat.
Also on a different subject I was reading a thread about NEET's this morning. I can't help but find that lifestyle fascinating but ultimately retarded. I like parts of it, but I can see myself getting a career once I figure out what I want to do.
I don't think I'm cut out to be a NEET. I can't really imagine not doing any kind of serious work.
I thought this comment was fucking hilarious for some reason:
"Spend it on Pachinko and apply for welfare benefits.
I am Osakan."
to be honest im not too fond of pachinko
in ishinomaki there were at least 3 to 4 pachinko parlors that I saw. Every single one was pretty much packed, even during work hours. Apparently almost everyone there is now out of a job, so a lot of them blow time and money gambling. It's their decision and all, but it just really irks me.
Well, gambling aside I think I'll stay where I am. Live at home for another year, work at Target, look into becoming a Security Guard. Hold those two jobs for another year maybe than really lock into going to school or something.
A decade of flat economic indicators and a shaky job market makes the pre-existing system requiring years of competitive schooling for elite jobs appear like a pointless effort to me.
So we'll see what the future holds. Until than I'm going to spend all my money on airsoft.
[editline]23rd September 2011[/editline]
On another note Halloween is going to be [i]awesome[/i] for us Airsofters.
So I was sad last night, and so was one of my friends, so I drew these 30 second sketches.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ctdVF.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/sq6gZ.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7AZH7.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/5GuiZ.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/UbTOP.png[/img]
azn stuff I didn't understand and furries...interesting development
Today it was proved, that our English teacher is the [I]coolest[/I] fucking teacher ever.
He is always nice, he is like a brother to all of us, he is funny, he is always chilled out, acts like he is high as fuck all the time (his eyes are always red as well, coincidence???).
And today, IN CLASS, he tried Counterstrike for the first time, going vs some bots (as said, first time).
We all fucking love him, he's great.
[video=youtube;Ps2TcNaO010]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps2TcNaO010[/video]
Pointless Waste of Code-Money #342:
I want Samurai Armor to wear.
Just because. Airsoft in it would be badass, as would going to McDonalds.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;32442359]Pointless Waste of Code-Money #342:
I want Samurai Armor to wear.
Just because. Airsoft in it would be badass, as would going to McDonalds.[/QUOTE]
Regarding this, have any one of you ever went to any kind of fast food "restaurant" with full gear, excluding the guns? Hint, it's hilarious.
No. I'm terrified I'll have some asshole in my Liberal state call the Police and everyone overreacts.
Tick-Or-Treating is great though.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;32442564]No. I'm terrified I'll have some asshole in my Liberal state call the Police and everyone overreacts.
Tick-Or-Treating is great though.[/QUOTE]
You can prove the mags and shit are fake so why bother lol.
Causing a public panic or some other bullshit thing they could ticket me with.
Aah. Well, just remove all marks that is not sewed on and can be confused with real forces, flags are a-ok I'd think.
The most attention by law-enforcement we got was two security guards just walking calmly up to us and asking where we was from, where we were going and what we were going to do there (We were from home, going to Svartbäcken to play Airsoft (our guns were already at the site(plain forest, not a real site)), a type of non-paint paintball was our answers, they were pleased with that) and a police car just slowing down to get a better look of us, they did not stop.
lol I regularly walk into restaurants in my M81 pants, boots, and with my kneepads on
at the meetup for HVA, we were all joking around about how we should breach and clear the playpen at McDonald's
deathmog, you look so young you could probably just go into the playpen
;)
jks babes
She broke up with me
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FISH YOU'RE A HANDSOME, ARTISTIC AND INTELLIGENT MAN
WHY WOULD ANYONE BREAK UP WITH YOU
i feel for you bro
She said college was too busy and it wasn't fair to me
I was fine with waiting
Goddamnit
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