Then I changed my avatar for no good reason.
[editline]3rd October 2011[/editline]
fuck shit cache.
[QUOTE=Stupideye;32602331]a BAMF on youtube known as protopod, look him up[/QUOTE]
Now that I know the source...
why.
I officially got completely owned at chess in intro to engineering a few minutes ago. I love this class, we're bringing in pennies and stuff to flatten them. We just flattened a pencil too, it was so cool.
So yeah, i'm kinda happy/pissed. For starters i managed to download chrome for every machine that i've been on at school and not get in trouble, i downloaded Portal 2 backgrounds too, AND volume 3 of the Portal 2 soundtrack and listened to it as i worked. Shit was so cash.
But i'm sick of being treated like a 5 year old when it comes to computers, i assure you they have never defended a network against malicious hackers using D-DOS, and buffer and ping overflow attacks. I know how to open a god damned video file. I know how to use the internet. I CAN FUCKING TELL IF A WEBSITE IS CREDIBLE OR NOT!
Jesus man, and the people they have running the computers could lose about 200 pounds and are probably 50. I should contract myself to teach these hippos how to properly maintain the system and do whatever, because i can tell they could barely operate downloading ANYTHING from the internet, or make professional power points, i'm sick of fucking Comic Sans and shitty GIFs. I outta also put a ban and delete IE, and a bunch of other shit.
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;32609857]So yeah, i'm kinda happy/pissed. For starters i managed to download chrome for every machine that i've been on at school and not get in trouble, i downloaded Portal 2 backgrounds too, AND volume 3 of the Portal 2 soundtrack and listened to it as i worked. Shit was so cash.
But i'm sick of being treated like a 5 year old when it comes to computers, i assure you they have never defended a network against malicious hackers using D-DOS, and buffer and ping overflow attacks. I know how to open a god damned video file. I know how to use the internet. I CAN FUCKING TELL IF A WEBSITE IS CREDIBLE OR NOT!
Jesus man, and the people they have running the computers could lose about 200 pounds and are probably 50. I should contract myself to teach these hippos how to properly maintain the system and do whatever, because i can tell they could barely operate downloading ANYTHING from the internet, or make professional power points, i'm sick of fucking Comic Sans and shitty GIFs. I outta also put a ban and delete IE, and a bunch of other shit.[/QUOTE]
I hate to say this and it's only coming out of my words because i've been their and done it so don't take offence to any word I say but hopefully you will realise.
Get used to it. Your young a teenager, I get treated at work like crap even though I hit the top leeds and pull doubles every chance I get.
Your young and dumb your stereotyped that you don't give a shit and no way in hell would you ever use a computer for work just for looking at porn and youtube. Learn to deal with it now and life will get easier and when you hit my age you're gonna look at teenagers just as those teachers look at you now... yeah it sucks but thats life and it aint gonna change.
If you act cool say sorry and try and talk with the teacher out of class about his lesson and state that you spend time on computers and you know how they work maybe you will get a hellla alot more respect and trust from him.
Good luck brother it's only gonna last a few more years and the years go quick trust me.
[QUOTE=Ccharlton;32610648]I hate to say this and it's only coming out of my words because i've been their and done it so don't take offence to any word I say but hopefully you will realise.
Get used to it. Your young a teenager, I get treated at work like crap even though I hit the top leeds and pull doubles every chance I get.
Your young and dumb your stereotyped that you don't give a shit and no way in hell would you ever use a computer for work just for looking at porn and youtube. Learn to deal with it now and life will get easier and when you hit my age you're gonna look at teenagers just as those teachers look at you now... yeah it sucks but thats life and it aint gonna change.
If you act cool say sorry and try and talk with the teacher out of class about his lesson and state that you spend time on computers and you know how they work maybe you will get a hellla alot more respect and trust from him.
Good luck brother it's only gonna last a few more years and the years go quick trust me.[/QUOTE]
Makes sense, but i know ALLLLL about the hating teenagers part; i ALREADY hate them! Thanks, i'll try not to piss off the librarians too much, and one last parting word, its funny, they act like we don't know shit about computers, but treat us like we know ALLLL about major literature, even though i know these dumbfucks i go to school with can barely read, which is why we had to take reading tests at the beginning of the year, lol.
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;32609857]So yeah, i'm kinda happy/pissed. For starters i managed to download chrome for every machine that i've been on at school and not get in trouble, i downloaded Portal 2 backgrounds too, AND volume 3 of the Portal 2 soundtrack and listened to it as i worked. Shit was so cash.
But i'm sick of being treated like a 5 year old when it comes to computers, i assure you they have never defended a network against malicious hackers using D-DOS, and buffer and ping overflow attacks. I know how to open a god damned video file. I know how to use the internet. I CAN FUCKING TELL IF A WEBSITE IS CREDIBLE OR NOT!
Jesus man, and the people they have running the computers could lose about 200 pounds and are probably 50. I should contract myself to teach these hippos how to properly maintain the system and do whatever, because i can tell they could barely operate downloading ANYTHING from the internet, or make professional power points, i'm sick of fucking Comic Sans and shitty GIFs. I outta also put a ban and delete IE, and a bunch of other shit.[/QUOTE]
You're so cool and edgy man!
Stop being so full of yourself and look where you are. You are in a highschool, while it's true that the teachers may not know much about computers themselves, they are learning and are doing things by the books. The rest of the kids in the class are in the same boat, they don't know this and they're doing things by the books because that's all they know. So while you may been leagues ahead, don't get all self centered and start thinking about how much better you are than they are. Get over it.
It's a fucking school computer, you just go there to type a report not play games or browse the internet, school computers are for work. You can suck it up and deal with IE for a bit, it's not THAT BAD. While it is pretty bad it's still usable and i know it's slow. Going from what you said before your computers sound like my schools computers in that they're virtual machine all running into one server. Of course they're going to be slow too.
All of the "gamers" at my school are blatant codfags and it's driving me nuts. I had a discussion at lunch today with some kid who played the BF3 beta on his Ecksbawcks. He said, and I quote, "The graphics were nowhere near to what Em Dubya Tree (he said it just like that) graphics are, and are even worse than Black Ops too. Also, why is there such a big focus on vehicles? Our military doesn't use vehicles too much. Trust me, my cousin is a Marine." He also asked why Battlefield games have so many "terrorist" guns (he was referring to all of the Russian weapons). He also played the "BF is a CoD rip-off" card. I walked away before I exploded.
everyone here thinks BC2 is
[img]http://www.junkbrosnews.com/bf2/images/BF2-logo.jpg[/img]
I just fell in love with Vegetata again. Looks pretty cool with OD gear, It has a sort of multicam color scheme to it, but digital and classier.
[QUOTE=cardfan212;32613509]All of the "gamers" at my school are blatant codfags and it's driving me nuts. I had a discussion at lunch today with some kid who played the BF3 beta on his Ecksbawcks. He said, and I quote, "The graphics were nowhere near to what Em Dubya Tree (he said it just like that) graphics are, and are even worse than Black Ops too. Also, why is there such a big focus on vehicles? Our military doesn't use vehicles too much. Trust me, my cousin is a Marine." He also asked why Battlefield games have so many "terrorist" guns (he was referring to all of the Russian weapons). He also played the "BF is a CoD rip-off" card. I walked away before I exploded.[/QUOTE]
Same boat here with the added fact that there are only about 10-20 people in my entire school that play any kind of video game on a regular basis.
Honestly i stopped giving a fuck. I let people play what they play and i don't rub things in their face unless they rub things in my face. I've been applying this rule of thumb to everything and it's been helping me out quite a lot.
To be blunt, they're both pretty generic fps games by today's standards anyway and i'm completely bored of them.
[editline]3rd October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=the_killer24;32613744]everyone here thinks BC2 is
[img]http://www.junkbrosnews.com/bf2/images/BF2-logo.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I don't really see the difference between the two. I've played both and i just don't really see a difference.
They should make a video game that's co-op. Two soldiers standing on a wall. The staircase collapsed years ago and since than they have no idea which side is the civilization that they're protecting and which side is wilderness. Their uniforms have faded after so long they don't even know what side they're on.
And the entire game is like that. Nothing interesting happens. But if you pull something like this off, the players will probably begin to suspect something bigger that they can't see. The harder they look for it, the more they'll imagine is true. But don't give them [i]anything[/i].
Make sure everything you do give them is mundane. Whenever a situation arises where they find or come across something or anything, make sure it's nothing that would be out of place at all and that it's completely boring.
You may find that they turn the ordinary into the extraordinary and epic in their search for the real meaning of the game.
For example, they may take to thoroughly searching the surface of the wall for markings. Rather than giving them scribblings or prints or anything, tell them things like "you find a patch where the bricks don't quite match up," or "You see a weed growing out of the cracks in the masonry."
These things are completely normal and boring, but I'm sure they'll apply every bit of necessary energy to those uneven bricks or that weed.
Clouds in odd shapes. Nothing interesting, but if they examine the sky and demand detailed description, "One of the clouds is lopsided, it's bigger on the left than the right." They'll go crazy analyzing stuff like that.
"The wind is stronger today."
"You see a scorpion."
"A spider has caught a butterfly."
"Your left foot itches."
And if they actually slaughter each other, once there's only one left, people show up for 'routine maintenance' explaining away all of the stuff that's been weirding the players out- "Yeah, those stairs haven't been maintained in years, surprised they took so long to collapse." "The guy who's been sending you supplies was talking about how he's been sending you random stuff across the pulley as a prank. That dick."
[editline]3rd October 2011[/editline]
I'll call it. [i]The Experience.[/i]
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;32614182]They should make a video game that's co-op. Two soldiers standing on a wall. The staircase collapsed years ago and since than they have no idea which side is the civilization that they're protecting and which side is wilderness. Their uniforms have faded after so long they don't even know what side they're on.
And the entire game is like that. Nothing interesting happens. But if you pull something like this off, the players will probably begin to suspect something bigger that they can't see. The harder they look for it, the more they'll imagine is true. But don't give them [i]anything[/i].
Make sure everything you do give them is mundane. Whenever a situation arises where they find or come across something or anything, make sure it's nothing that would be out of place at all and that it's completely boring.
You may find that they turn the ordinary into the extraordinary and epic in their search for the real meaning of the game.
For example, they may take to thoroughly searching the surface of the wall for markings. Rather than giving them scribblings or prints or anything, tell them things like "you find a patch where the bricks don't quite match up," or "You see a weed growing out of the cracks in the masonry."
These things are completely normal and boring, but I'm sure they'll apply every bit of necessary energy to those uneven bricks or that weed.
Clouds in odd shapes. Nothing interesting, but if they examine the sky and demand detailed description, "One of the clouds is lopsided, it's bigger on the left than the right." They'll go crazy analyzing stuff like that.
"The wind is stronger today."
"You see a scorpion."
"A spider has caught a butterfly."
"Your left foot itches."
And if they actually slaughter each other, once there's only one left, people show up for 'routine maintenance' explaining away all of the stuff that's been weirding the players out- "Yeah, those stairs haven't been maintained in years, surprised they took so long to collapse." "The guy who's been sending you supplies was talking about how he's been sending you random stuff across the pulley as a prank. That dick."
[editline]3rd October 2011[/editline]
I'll call it. [i]The Experience.[/i][/QUOTE]
That sounds like a great physiological/sociological experiment. I love games like those, kind of like stanely's parable that i think stupideye got everyone on.
I should make a pixel art game and post it in the Paint Forum and have you guys bump it occasionally to see if they find anything or keep coming back.
Reminds me of
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5tRNs2X5Q4[/media]
We'll tell them it's a horror game like paranoia, set em all up with sanity points, etc. Except it's not. More or less nothing will happen the entire campaign. They'll all be dumped on an isolated frontier somewhere, and they'll just have to live out their boring, turgid lives, BELIEVING that the game is edgy horror. With any luck I'll be able to drag it out for WEEKS, until the guards kill each other out of sheer frustration.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;32614293]That sounds like a great physiological/sociological experiment. I love games like those, kind of like stanely's parable that i think stupideye got everyone on.[/QUOTE]
yeah they're making the next one, dunno what it will be called, someone else got the level designer position :(
I have an idea. There'll be a crude sort of bell system, that runs off ropes pulled tight and suspended off poles.
Thing is, this rope is like an archaic telegram, from some other outpost on the wall. Every now and then the bell starts dinging out the semaphore codes as someone sends them messages, but none of the guards is an operator, so they can't translate it- in actuality it's a beurocratic error that didn't allocate them one, but I'm hoping they'll get all paranoid ("But the officers know we don't have an operator, so why would they send us messages? It must be someone else! Someone else on the damn wall! OH GOD!")
I hope they'll obsess over the ringing of the bell every day or so, and at the end it turns out just to be mundane news and weather reports.
So my dad and i ran down to radiohack to pick him up a new phone, and there was a marine, most likely stationed at Quantico, and he was showing one of the workers an Eotech, it was a replica and he turned out to be an airsofter, really nice guy, and he showed me a picture of his M16, only an AFG and an Aimpoint. I was proud. But the worker guy did the whole "Yeah i'm a big gamer, you know World at War, MW2, Black Ops that sort of thing, and its cool to see the holographic sight in person." I simply turned to my dad(he heard it too) and looked at him, clenched teeth, and he laughed.
[QUOTE=the_killer24;32613744]everyone here thinks BC2 is
[img]http://www.junkbrosnews.com/bf2/images/BF2-logo.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Battlefield 2 is awesome
Project Reality erryday (except only retarded people play nowadays)
[editline]3rd October 2011[/editline]
also us servers only ins maps
whyyyyy
yeah guys how dare other people enjoy different games from me
[QUOTE=Stupideye;32614796]yeah guys how dare other people enjoy different games from me[/QUOTE]
I'm fine with them liking other things, but when they shove them in my face along with other, very false statements, I cannot take it.
[editline]3rd October 2011[/editline]
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-50-ae-j[/url]
Aha, oh wow. Sounds kinda like some of us.
[QUOTE=cardfan212;32615427]I'm fine with them liking other things, but when they shove them in my face along with other, very false statements, I cannot take it.
[editline]3rd October 2011[/editline]
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-50-ae-j[/url]
Aha, oh wow. Sounds kinda like some of us.[/QUOTE]
AHAHAHAHA WHAT?! The funny thing is, Deagles are Isreali handguns, which would mean it's unpatriotic. Shouldn't SCP-50-AE-J-1 attack its own handgun?
deagle
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;32614591]I have an idea. There'll be a crude sort of bell system, that runs off ropes pulled tight and suspended off poles.
Thing is, this rope is like an archaic telegram, from some other outpost on the wall. Every now and then the bell starts dinging out the semaphore codes as someone sends them messages, but none of the guards is an operator, so they can't translate it- in actuality it's a beurocratic error that didn't allocate them one, but I'm hoping they'll get all paranoid ("But the officers know we don't have an operator, so why would they send us messages? It must be someone else! Someone else on the damn wall! OH GOD!")
I hope they'll obsess over the ringing of the bell every day or so, and at the end it turns out just to be mundane news and weather reports.[/QUOTE]
This is a fun idea, just do it as a Garry's Mod map and gamemode. Throw it onto gmod.org with some scary tags and you'll be set for life.
[QUOTE=Kill001;32614783]Battlefield 2 is awesome
Project Reality erryday (except only retarded people play nowadays)
[editline]3rd October 2011[/editline]
also us servers only ins maps
whyyyyy[/QUOTE]
I play the PR from time to time with a buddy of mine.
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;32616095]AHAHAHAHA WHAT?! The funny thing is, Deagles are Isreali handguns, which would mean it's unpatriotic. Shouldn't SCP-50-AE-J-1 attack its own handgun?[/QUOTE]
America did kind of create Israel and all that jazz, so no.
[QUOTE=cardfan212;32615427]I'm fine with them liking other things, but when they shove them in my face along with other, very false statements, I cannot take it.[/QUOTE]
agreed (I wasn't talking about you).
Hey everyone what is the best flavor of Gatorade in your opinion?
anything blue :v:
I always have liked lemon-lime, grape, and the light blue one... I forget its name.
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