[QUOTE=cardfan212;32734182]My school's internet filter is really messed up. I'm ahead in my keyboarding class (like I finished all the crap in the first 3 weeks) so the teacher lets me do whatever. I go to play some QWOP and it's blocked because it's a game, but Facepunch isn't blocked and it has porn and games and language and stuff.[/QUOTE]
My school's internet filter is fucking random. Tommorrow I'll paste the keywords it somehow finds on some Redwolf pages (and blocking it).
my high school blocked anything based on keywords like, "sex, nigger, porn, fuck, etc"
also it blocked worldguns.ru because of "weaponry" :I
Facepunch is blocked because its "Web Chat".
But this is why I have Ultrasurf :D
[QUOTE=FPKawaii]My school block Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff for "pornography". [/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hfJzJ.jpg[/IMG]
At my high school, physics-forums.com was blocked for reason: Education. We had a wacky blocker.
Last year Facepunch and 4chan were both blocked. Now they aren't anymore. And our blocker doesn't even say why the site is blocked. It just says "THIS SITE HAS BEEN BLOCKED BY THE MEDICINE HAT CATHOLIC BOARD OF EDUCATION FOR NOT CONFORMING TO CATHOLIC VALUES" our something like that.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;32734950]Last year Facepunch and 4chan were both blocked. Now they aren't anymore. And our blocker doesn't even say why the site is blocked. It just says "THIS SITE HAS BEEN BLOCKED BY THE MEDICINE HAT CATHOLIC BOARD OF EDUCATION FOR NOT CONFORMING TO CATHOLIC VALUES" our something like that.[/QUOTE]
You go to a catholic school?
Why have you not fucked over 9000 chicks yet?
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;32734984]You go to a catholic school?
Why have you not fucked over 9000 chicks yet?[/QUOTE]
Because He's ~Atheist~
Whoosh!
And just like that, $409.00 was whisked away from me by newegg. And all i got were two graphics cards and 2 free copies of Batman Arkham City.
Hey, we're on the popular section right now. Hi the rest of FP!
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And we're gone. :v:
Huh, just learned that if you put https:// in front of any URL on my school's server, you can do whatever and they'll never know.
And i see nobody comments on vastly improved drawing. In any case, apparently i run a 7 minute mile, flat. Tonight was PT night for CAP.
My best time for a mile was 6:15
time I need to beat to get into track and field was 6:00
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[QUOTE=FPKawaii;32734984]You go to a catholic school?
Why have you not fucked over 9000 chicks yet?[/QUOTE]
Because the hockey guys get to all the slutty ones too fast.
Also this week is spirit week, AKA, we do a bunch of dress up days, AKA excuse to wear gear.
I made a terrible gif of stephen colbert punch an iMac
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14329594/StephenColbertpunchesanimac.gif[/img]
whuzgud?
Wow the firearm chat thread turned into a total drama-fest.
just remembered that I have a 1000 word paper due tomorrow
woe is me
Facepuke dammit man get online, have the money and want that g36 :(
[img]http://i.imgur.com/SN5M8.jpg[/img]
preach it
The way the american flags on the new ACUs look like a sticker or something.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/36/Rifle_AK-47.jpg/300px-Rifle_AK-47.jpg[/img]
The AK-47 is a gas operated magazine fed assault rifle conceived into the world by the gynecologist we all know and love, Mikhail Kalashnikov. Fitted with a heavy machined metal receiver and laminated wood furniture, the AK-47 is not only a tool used to persuade the different people with shiny things to sit the fuck down and die, but is also a work of art.
Operating the rifle is one of the most simple things one can do, and should be taught along with reading and basic motor skills in all school districts. A user willing to fire the tenderizer at the enemy's soft, virgin flesh must first insert a fully loaded magazine into the AK-47, filled to the brim with up to an impressive 30 rounds of the beautiful 7.8 gram 7.62x39mm round. Before the operator can diagnose his enemies (or innocent women and children) with a terminal case of death, the rifle's bolt must be pulled back via the easily accessible handle, indicated in the below image.
[img]http://www.legionarms.com/product_images/x/874/IMG_2773__96657_zoom.jpg[/img]
After the initial boltpull, the rifle is almost ready to rain death upon anyone, from paper targets and bottles to the man that cheated on your wife. Before the trigger can be used to send a volley of painful tiny holes created by a powerful round into your (hopefully) intended target, the selector switch must be set accordingly.
[img]http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/reviews/ak47/photos/fireselect.jpg[/img]
Although the above image is that of an airsoft replica of the AK-47, it serves the same purpose needed for the instructions that you will ingest into your brain and might one day utilize in the time of need. When the selector switch is at the top position, like the picture above, your weapon is on safety and cannot kill anything unless used as a blunt weapon or used to intimidate your enemies to the point of death, where their bowels completely exit their bodies via the anus due to the excessive amount of bricks shat. The bottom position is used to fire semiautomatic death at anyone stupid enough to venture in front of your muzzle. Much like a dog, your weapon's muzzle can not only kill people painfully in a mist of red, but offer affection to those that your tool of love and pain protects.
[img]http://images.wikia.com/military/images/2/25/Ak-47_assault_rifle_soldiers_afghanistan_Afghan_army_001.jpg[/img]
Most importantly of all is the middle selection on the selector switch area. The position is labeled "AB" in Russian, which obviously is translated to "Automatic." However, a more suitable title for this function would be "Automatically Blast," because any motherfucker that is in your way is dead. The AK-47 fires at an astonishing 600 rounds per minute. Coupled with a muzzle velocity of 715 m/s (2,346 ft/s), the firearm's operator can potentially make 600 unlucky individuals have a very bad day. A day so bad, in fact, that they may or may not cease to exist in the world that birthed this wonderful rifle in the first place.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/SirChuc/ak47gp25.jpg[/img]
There's no escape from the wrath of the AK-47. An average human being on Earth will be shot at by at least thirty seven AK-47s firing 7.62 rounds, and in some anomalous cases, .46 ACP. Mikhail's child will forever be engraved in the wet, historic concrete, and will be remembered as the true estranged grandfather of all modern assault rifles, as well as the best videogame assault rifle for getting hella headshots.
[I wrote this in like 20 minutes for no reason]
[editline]11th October 2011[/editline]
Yes, .46 ACP is intentional
Bravo.
But that's one ugly looking model, or at least wood texture really.
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Was this off the top of your head or did you look up some info because knowing some of you guys, you actually do remember the muzzle velocity down to fps.
Reference for the muzzle velocity and RPM so I could get an exact number, and images and spelling of Micky Kalashy from Wikipedia.
So instead of using my money on games or some other worthless shit, I'm saving up to order this:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/y1ZFK.png[/IMG]
ALL that for only 50 dollars. That's a fucking steal.
ooh, both fascism AND communism, so edgy
You can't deny that they're all books that have changed the world.
I've always wanted to read Capital, I'm guessing it would be a pretty slow read but still interesting. There's a course in my university for studying it or something I believe. If I had the money I'd probably get those same books.
[QUOTE=Stupideye;32740010]I've always wanted to read Capital, I'm guessing it would be a pretty slow read but still interesting. There's a course in my university for studying it or something I believe. If I had the money I'd probably get those same books.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. I was reading a Biography on Lenin and when it began discussing Karl Marx's writings I started to get interested. I would think the Communist Manifesto would be a fantastic read.
I read the Communist Manifesto a really long time ago, it's incredibly interesting especially when you consider it was written in the 1800's and Marx's theories are still very relevant today.
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