Every day more and more i want to move to sweden, hot chicks, good internet and weeks off
[QUOTE=DarkZero135;33049038]Every day more and more i want to move to sweden, hot chicks, good internet and weeks off[/QUOTE]
Hot chicks yeah right lol
every one says Swedish chicks are hot :c , maybe to americans they hot :v:
[QUOTE=DarkZero135;33049150]every one says Swedish chicks are hot :c , maybe to americans they hot :v:[/QUOTE]
Like sure some chicks are hot, but far from all of them are, maybe 60% hot 40% not :v:
I would move to any of the following countries when America inevitably hits the septic tank(We're already down the shitter):
Ukraine
Sweden
Switzerland
Finland
Russia
Slovenia
And a bunch more i can't remember.
I'd go to Canada. But Russia sounds cool too.
[QUOTE=scotty1;33049283]I'd go to Canada. But Russia sounds cool too.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but i would have to sell all my gunz becuz ghey canadia guns rules.
Okay after a bit of facebooking I realize, Swedish chicks are pretty hot after all :v:
I was reading randum articlez on space exploration
make me sad that I prolly won't see the day where I land on jupiter with rly kewl spacesuit and fly rocket to next galaxy :C
Airsofting in Sweden:
No orange tip unless in public,
You need to be 18 to play on "official" fields no matter what (unless you're not babyface like me, with beard you can get in by just saying "I forgot my ID" or similar they are cool like that),
Carry it in whatever the fuck you want as long as you can't see any parts of the weapon,
If you are caught with a weapon and you're under 18 without license (like from mom/dad that you can have it) you will receive a warning or a ticket, and the police will seize the weapon. If 18, no license at all as long as you can prove it isn't a real weapon,
You do not need a weapons locker,
They can hang visible on your wall in your home and no one can do shit.
And probably something more, it is p. chill rules here.
[QUOTE=jomt1234;33049580]Airsofting in Sweden:
If you are caught with a weapon and you're under 18 without license (like from mom/dad that you can have it) you will receive a warning or a ticket, and the police will seize the weapon. If 18, no license at all as long as you can prove it isn't a real weapon[/QUOTE]
I'm 19 but that's prolly the only thing that sucks
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;33049181]I would move to any of the following countries when America inevitably hits the septic tank(We're already down the shitter):
Ukraine
Sweden
Switzerland
Finland
Russia
Slovenia
And a bunch more i can't remember.[/QUOTE]
That's pretty much my list of places to move as well. Except replace Finland with Norway because Finnish is like moon language to me.
Well, good night buddys! <3
Oh yeah, Norway, that was one.
[editline]30th October 2011[/editline]
Good night jomt!
Thinking of possibly pursuing a career in the FBI
Come to Poland.
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;33049181]I would move to any of the following countries when America inevitably hits the septic tank(We're already down the shitter):
Ukraine
Sweden
Switzerland
Finland
Russia
Slovenia
And a bunch more i can't remember.[/QUOTE]
Economy wise we're not very viable at the moment :v:
All of our innovators and brilliant minds are moving out for a reason, our politics and economy are built so that they can't do anything.
you can fuck around a lot though, so yeah come on over we'll get smashed and shout at churches at 4 in the morning :v:
[QUOTE=felix the cat;33051053]Thinking of possibly pursuing a career in the FBI[/QUOTE]
you'd be my favourite cop in the whole world
:siren:INCOMING ANGST:siren: Why do so many people have to be fucking immature fucktards? I swear to god, i'm ready to drop this one bitch. I will literally be walking out to the track to do our daily run, never interacted with her, never looked at her, never had anything to do with her, and she'll come up behind me and just randomly hit me, and accuses me of being a scumbag loser who talks shit about her all the time, even though i don't even know her name and forget about her until PE, and after many threats i tell her that i actually hold myself to a standard of integrity and respect and don't hit girls, but really i'm ready to say fuck it to my morals and split her fucking skull open with a tennis racket. Holy shit, i'm so fucking tired of shit today, when i got home i didn't even bother getting out of my school clothes, i'm just lounging, not willing to do anything in my shoes, socks, and worn jacket still. I was PLANNING to be awesome tonight and make a Cave Johnson outfit, but i don't give a shit about anything right now. What the fuck man, we're in fucking high school and she acts like she's a 3rd grader, holding random grudges, saying i talk shit about her even though I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME, and one of these days she's going to catch me really pissed off about something and i'm not even going acknowledge her, i'm just going to turn around and split her head on the pavement. I mean shit, i'll be playing tennis with some people, not even talking about her, to her, and looking at her, and she'll just randomly walk up spouting the same bullshit. I honestly don't think i could describe all this in one post. I need people who won't judge me or piss me of even more about this and god help me i turned to you guys. Please don't piss me off today. Really, i have done NOTHING to deserve it.
jerk off in her face
you're top dog round here
Ossum, I mean this in the nicest possible way, because clearly you've gotten enough shit already: Why are you just taking it? Tell her how it is, tell her to fuck off or there'll be consequences. She hits you, you hit back- if she's actively picking a fight, all pretenses of chivalry go out the window. Or, really, just ignore it. So some random girl is talking shit about you, who cares? Set it straight with people you know, and move on with your life.
Do what I did.
Make everyone think I am a homicidal maniac
no one talks shit.
I wore those Tripp bondage pants from day 1 of freshman year. I got mean looks from everyone who didn't know me. I gave not a single fuck. When kids decided "Hey, lets bully the weird looking kid" I gave them a month. After a month, fights. I guarantee you, not one of those kids who thought it was fun to bully me ever tried to fight back. I never lost a fight, and by the end of senior year, kids knew not to fuck with me at all, and the entire time in school I only had to throw about 2 punches and put one kid in a headlock. Helped me make friends too oddly enough.
[QUOTE=Back_Slash;33058849]Do what I did.
Make everyone think I am a homicidal maniac
no one talks shit.[/QUOTE]
True fact. This works
hey I wasn't the most popular guy.
But I had great friends not fucking cop outs and pussies.
[QUOTE=Back_Slash;33059026]hey I wasn't the most popular guy.
But I had great friends not fucking cop outs and pussies.[/QUOTE]
Same. I had a solid group of a few close friends.
People may not have liked me, but I only had to put one in their place and nobody gave me any shit anymore
I just shot people dirty looks and told them they were worthless when they gave me shit :V
Ossumsauce Rehabilitation Team Activate!
First week of school I got in a fight with the biggest mother fucker their. He hit my head so hard he broke his hand, as far as i'm concerned i won that fight.
[QUOTE=wewt!;33053312]Economy wise we're not very viable at the moment :v:
All of our innovators and brilliant minds are moving out for a reason, our politics and economy are built so that they can't do anything.
you can fuck around a lot though, so yeah come on over we'll get smashed and shout at churches at 4 in the morning :v:[/QUOTE]
There's no way you can be doing worse than America. The only way your country can be worse than America is if it's North Korea or some fuckup in central Africa, which Slovenia is neither.
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