• Daily Life V3 - Shit Nobody Cares About Edition
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You're not truly living in the east coast till you're in northern New England.
I got laid.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;33290405]I got laid.[/QUOTE] Congratulations! Sex is overrated, can't you agree? But it's still wonderful!
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;33290315]You're not truly living in the east coast till you're in northern New England.[/QUOTE] Naw, but New England's pretty sweet. Winter does not fuck around up there though. I liked the look of the beaches a lot, and the Boston Aquarium is a cool place to go.
[QUOTE=jomt1234;33290439]Sex is overrated, can't you agree? [/QUOTE] Lol'd
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;33290405]I got laid.[/QUOTE] YEEEEEEEEEAH! I had a great time too. :v:
i had sex with an empty coke can once [editline]15th November 2011[/editline] i hadnt even bought the coke myself
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;33290568]i had sex with an empty coke can once[/QUOTE] Did you have to keep telling her not to use her razor sharp lips?
it was a trick question my dick fell of ages ago remember?
i aint moving out of michigan for nothin rich white boy~
So anyways Fishy and Felix, you can have the guest room until you get a job. It's a one bed room. Hope you like each other.
Oh, dont worry. Well find ways to entertain ourselves ;) [editline]15th November 2011[/editline] just gonna go ahead and rate myself a gaybow on that one
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;33290725]Oh, dont worry. Well find ways to entertain ourselves ;)[/QUOTE] No sex, i remember how i could never sleep at nights because my sister and her boyfriend went at it, and these walls(and floors, even) are like paper thin.
i am so depressed because sailing season is over for the most part, just when i was getting more interested in it
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;33290499]Lol'd[/QUOTE] It is, really.
...okay i'll come down for a few days just to see felix's WA but that's it
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;33290742]No sex, i remember how i could never sleep at nights because my sister and her boyfriend went at it, and these walls(and floors, even) are like paper thin.[/QUOTE] you can tell your soon to be nephew what you experienced when he/she/it was concieved
[QUOTE=jomt1234;33290752]It is, really.[/QUOTE] You must have shitty sex.
he lives in sweden, its really cold so his dick is too small all of the time
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;33290725]Oh, dont worry. Well find ways to entertain ourselves ;) [/QUOTE] I... I...have to go home now.
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;33290761]you can tell your soon to be nephew what you experienced when he/she/it was concieved[/QUOTE] If it is a boy, my mom is dead fucking set it's a girl, but i propose this: If the universe really has a sense of humor, then it HAS to be a boy. But she had these "Visions" and "dreams" about this "little girl that told her that she's pregnant, and to make sure she got born" and some other bullshit that is probably some product of her immensely fucked up mind. I say it HAS to be a boy. Has to. And of course they are coming up with some of the worst names i've ever heard, fucking Chell would be better than some of the shit they came up with. Although i'm almost at the point where i can make them a bet: If its a boy i get to name him.
I'm just off to hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers.
[QUOTE=felix the cat;33290860]I... I...have to go home now.[/QUOTE] you can come over here :)
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;33290861]If it is a boy, my mom is dead fucking set it's a girl, but i propose this: If the universe really has a sense of humor, then it HAS to be a boy. But she had these "Visions" and "dreams" about this "little girl that told her that she's pregnant, and to make sure she got born" and some other bullshit that is probably some product of her immensely fucked up mind. I say it HAS to be a boy. Has to. And of course they are coming up with some of the worst names i've ever heard, fucking Chell would be better than some of the shit they came up with. Although i'm almost at the point where i can make them a bet: If its a boy i get to name him.[/QUOTE] Oh god, are they picking some retarded new age names for it?
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;33290771]You must have shitty sex.[/QUOTE] I've had sex once. Cmon, first time you must've expected something way better? I did, but I wasn't disappointed either :v:
I could've when I went to Amsterdam but I didn't want to get all kinds of strange
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;33291065]Oh god, are they picking some retarded new age names for it?[/QUOTE] Yes. My name suggestions are way better. Chell is at least unique, as much as it is a living, walking representation of my fetish, which would be enormously weird since i'm the kid's uncle. At least Caroline is classy as shit.
Codemonkey before he got laid: [video=youtube;wbfxGN3AxGg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbfxGN3AxGg&feature=related[/video]
[QUOTE=deathmog;33291425]Codemonkey before he got laid: [video=youtube;wbfxGN3AxGg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbfxGN3AxGg&feature=related[/video][/QUOTE] They filmed that recently for the documentary about my life. Behind The Music: Codemoney Codebitches
Hey guys, would anyone give me some topics for some cinquains i have to do? I can't think of any. Any will do really, within limits of course.
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