[QUOTE=cardfan212;33306392]I want to fondle your Asian boobies.[/QUOTE]
permission granted
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[sp]yes I dressed as a chick once[/sp]
How to light a barbecue :v:
[video=youtube;8RAz3fKQomo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RAz3fKQomo[/video]
Also today I helped a girl work on her essay for social studies. I will prove myself worthy of a girl's attention yet.
[QUOTE=Kill001;33306500]permission granted
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[sp]yes I dressed as a chick once[/sp][/QUOTE]
You actually don't look that bad...
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;33306608]You actually don't look that bad...[/QUOTE]
wanna toch my nonexistent boobies
[QUOTE=Kill001;33306701]wanna toch my nonexistent boobies[/QUOTE]
I already am.
Wow that's really creepy, Kill.
Also I may be late to the party but ossum has some sort of weird fascination/fetish over the girl from Portal?
Why? She doesn't even have a personality.
[QUOTE=Kill001;33306500]permission granted
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[sp]yes I dressed as a chick once[/sp][/QUOTE]
elbows too pointy would not fuck
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;33307559]Wow that's really creepy, Kill.[/QUOTE]
took more balls than all my friend's balls combined to dress like that on halloween :v:
oh the irony in that statement
[editline]16th November 2011[/editline]
I hit on guys and teachers with the manliest voice possible
did I win
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;33307559]Wow that's really creepy, Kill.
Also I may be late to the party but ossum has some sort of weird fascination/fetish over the girl from Portal?
Why? She doesn't even have a personality.[/QUOTE]
I'm just gonna C+P from the Portal 2 Megathread. The statement in question was about how if i have a fetish for Chell, was that the reason i made my figurine, and what do i do with said figurine. Oh, and also about Chell related porn: No, no, no, i would never think of my figurine like that. Besides, i'm all about the classy-ness. I hate what jiggly girls did to her. Those bastards. That's why i'm so hard to "entertain" with porn, i'm very stubborn about this kind of thing. I'm not all "OMIGOD CHELL IS SO FUCKING HOT UNFUNFUNF" I think of her......highly, i suppose you could say, borderline respectfully, i like her because she's so.......real. Valve never intended her to be sexy, and that's like 90% of the reason i find her so sexy. She's smart and tenacious and beautiful and just plain REAL. So Jiggly girls and those faggots that do that stuff can fuck off, i'm more normal than a lot of people on the internet. Besides, i find a lot of what makes her so attractive to me is her face, so the figurine thing wouldn't work because her face isn't exactly picture perfect.
I am now in the plane
12 hour flight
:suicide:
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;33307936]...Besides, i'm all about the classy-ness... I think of her......highly, i suppose you could say, borderline respectfully, i like her because she's so.......real. Valve never intended her to be sexy, and that's like 90% of the reason i find her so sexy. She's smart and tenacious and beautiful and just plain REAL.[/QUOTE]
You are playing as Chell, so that means that you're basically jerking yourself off right now.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;33307976]You are playing as Chell, so that means that you're basically jerking yourself off right now.[/QUOTE]
I lol'd. Honestly there's no point arguing, i'll let you all have your fun.
So I've got a new bike helmet. Just plain blue/purple. Was thinking of putting Black Mesa logo on it. Anything else? Mebbe something symbolic from fallout.
[QUOTE=Kill001;33306500]permission granted
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[sp]yes I dressed as a chick once[/sp][/QUOTE]
FUCK YOU, YOU ARE A DAMN GOOD TRAP
[QUOTE=Derubermensch;33308695]FUCK YOU, YOU ARE A DAMN GOOD TRAP[/QUOTE]
You fapped to it, then checked the spoiler tags, didn't you?
gonna be flying for like 12 hours saturday
tomorrow is my birthday, hoping for LOADSEMONEY so i can buy my sr7 sexmachine
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;33307559]Wow that's really creepy, Kill.
Also I may be late to the party but ossum has some sort of weird fascination/fetish over the girl from Portal?
Why? She doesn't even have a personality.[/QUOTE]
thats how he likes his women, with no souls
that way they don't question him when he puts it in their pooper
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;33308750]thats how he likes his women, with no souls
that way they don't question him when he puts it in their pooper[/QUOTE]
Did you just say Chell has no soul? Alright, battle to the death bitch.
deleted all my source games, even gmod. Just worried that I'll lose portal because I snabbed the last time it was free.