• Daily Life V3 - Shit Nobody Cares About Edition
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Or just fuck her on the couch.
Fuck her outside. In the cold. Like a Nord.
[QUOTE=jomt1234;33320368]Yeah, I'd get condoms from online as well, if my lady didn't use them magic pills[/QUOTE] one of my friends got his girlfriend pregnant despite her using pills, there's a 95% chance apparently the guy is 16 :/ Also codemonkey, the idea of buying condoms online sounds hilariously stupid at first, but the whole glass case thing is even dumber so at best it's lose-lose :v: [editline]18th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ossumsauce;33321389]Okay, this is god damn bullshit. So my mom, apparently, has enough money to buy TWO christmas trees and put them in two different places, which costs upwards of $500, plus ornaments for both of them, so about $600, but she DOESN'T have the $250 to buy all the T-shirts and prints i want for christmas. Okay.[/QUOTE] [firstworldproblems] We reuse the same tree and ornaments every year Also my mom had surgery so technically she shouldn't be working but she doesn't have medical leave (she's a seamstress) or pay. Two days ago she was so tired that she couldn't go get her cellphone which she forgot at work, so I went there by foot (good 40 minutes) since she gets called by clients and has to network all the time. [/firstworldproblems]
Huge love to my English teacher, same guy who played CS with us [IMG]http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab91/jomt1234/IMAG0151.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab91/jomt1234/IMAG0150.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Ccharlton;33324309]Seriously no, for when you bring chicks back here's an idea. Single bed in the corner, some white walls for neutral, and just keep everything simple. Easy to keep clean and looks great when people come over. Cos honestly dude, can you picture any chick fucking you in a bunkbed?[/QUOTE] ahaha oh shit you're right. The only problem is that I have practically no space in my room, it sucks dick. My room is sort of rectangular, and my bed takes up almost a whole small wall, I have a place for it, it's just the desk part that sucks, I want to get more space in my room whilst having my shit and making it look good or some shit. I might do a futon, still gotta figure out the walls though.
Can't find a single airsoft store here fuck
Keep looking! Ask some locals or something! You can do it! /optimistic
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2efrD25HQw&feature=related[/media] WHAT THE FUCK
i like how it's all badly drawn dicks and then at the end it's a slideshow of old ladies
[QUOTE=jomt1234;33326300][IMG]http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab91/jomt1234/IMAG0151.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] "An ass" lol EDIT: just watched the video WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
I'd say "An Arss", as you really pronounce the r.
[b]EXCITING ADULT MEGA STORE[/b] [img]http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/315774_2574797340439_1569505973_32701435_1871895272_n.jpg[/img] not quite what I'm looking for...
[QUOTE=felix the cat;33302714] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - postal))[/highlight][/QUOTE] The assasins guild silently strikes
I cool drinks [video=youtube;7lENVfQEHIk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lENVfQEHIk[/video] Swedish style
[QUOTE=jomt1234;33326300]Huge love to my English teacher, same guy who played CS with us [IMG]http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab91/jomt1234/IMAG0151.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] I'm actually tempted to see how my language compares :v: not nearly as interesting: [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/oVWN5E.png[/img] [editline]18th November 2011[/editline] the interesting thing about scandinavian languages is that they can have one really long word that would otherwise be an even longer sentence
snuff is good
Paycheck bounced. Ass tits.
Fffuuuuccckkk yeeeaaaahhh generation kill on Saturday! But fuck that, got the house all alone with my lady.
I turn 18 Monday. :3
[QUOTE=Kman1;33332699]I turn 18 Monday. :3[/QUOTE] Going out?
[QUOTE=Kman1;33332699]I turn 18 Monday. :3[/QUOTE] Send us noodz
Skipping going airsofting for the first time in a while to go cheer up a close lady friend of mine. Feels good. :3:
You gun get sum
applied for 4 jobs being 16 is cool
Alright guys, here's my plan to get laid. When a bunch of Japanese exchange students come to my school next semester, I'm going to fuck one of the female ones. Wish me luck.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;33334226]Alright guys, here's my plan to get laid. When a bunch of Japanese exchange students come to my school next semester, I'm going to fuck one of the female ones. Wish me luck.[/QUOTE] Best of luck to you son! Go dip that dick in some pussy!
3 bags of bbs showed up at my door with the note on the invoice as "Happy Birthday!" cool
[QUOTE=jomt1234;33332728]Going out?[/QUOTE] I have no idea.
[QUOTE=Kman1;33335088]I have no idea.[/QUOTE] Fukkin do it !!!!!!
[QUOTE=Kman1;33332699]I turn 18 Monday. :3[/QUOTE] I turn 17 tomorrow :v:
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