[QUOTE=venom;33412299]yeah.. it was in my culinary cooking class, i made like 6kg of cake mix, added some fruit-all, juice and sliced fruits and made pineapple and strawberry flavored mix, then poured it into like eighteen muffin trays
it was in the oven when the class ended, hopefully get to see them tomorrow[/QUOTE]
I never got to do anything awesome like that when I took that class. The teacher always yelled at us and said we were doing it wrong and told us to not follow the recipe and do what she said so everything always turned out like shit. And she was also a total fatass who absorbed all of the food.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;33412394]I never got to do anything awesome like that when I took that class. The teacher always yelled at us and said we were doing it wrong and told us to not follow the recipe and do what she said so everything always turned out like shit. And she was also a total fatass who absorbed all of the food.[/QUOTE]
hah, one of my teachers is like that too actually, but we have four teachers that teach something different, so i only have to deal with him every fourth week
for example, i was making rolling fondant for a cake we were building, and he tells me to steam it to save some time
so i go grab some plastic sheets to cover it to toss it in the steamer, and when i came back the bowl was gone
he fucking tossed it into the steamer without covering it, and no shit, it came out all wet and gooey
and when he pulled it out and started to roll it out, he blamed me for messing up the recipe and not following his orders
so i had to re-do it, and the second time i didn't let it leave my sight and it came out poifect
My culinary teacher is a 50 yr old man who swears like a pirate and smokes like a chimney. Nicest man in the world, if we wanna make something, he gets all the ingredients and shows you how to cook it.
So to show my reference and to prove that hey, maybe i don't entirely suck at drawing, i made fuqu.png: [thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/fuqu.png[/thumb]
it's not picture perfect, of course, but to do that i would have to have traced it.
my computer teacher got mad at a projector and threw in on the ground and it like exploded. then he broke a window. hes pretty cool
[QUOTE=Stupideye;33412447]my computer teacher got mad at a projector and threw in on the ground and it like exploded. then he broke a window. hes pretty cool[/QUOTE]
uhm
he doesn't sound like a cool guy lol
I have a kid like that in my 4th period. He does nothing but complain amd criticize everyone but when he does something, he always fucks it up.
[QUOTE=venom;33412466]uhm
he doesn't sound like a cool guy lol[/QUOTE]
soviet onion: he was like the best teacher ever
soviet onion: he would randomly bodycheck kids into lockers
soviet onion: in the halls
[QUOTE=venom;33412427]hah, one of my teachers is like that too actually, but we have four teachers that teach something different, so i only have to deal with him every fourth week
for example, i was making rolling fondant for a cake we were building, and he tells me to steam it to save some time
so i go grab some plastic sheets to cover it to toss it in the steamer, and when i came back the bowl was gone
he fucking tossed it into the steamer without covering it, and no shit, it came out all wet and gooey
and when he pulled it out and started to roll it out, he blamed me for messing up the recipe and not following his orders
so i had to re-do it, and the second time i didn't let it leave my sight and it came out poifect[/QUOTE]
He also has a calendar in his office with erry kids name written on it and what days they missed and what excuses and he is a short lonely man, who talks about random ass shit no one cares, you wonder why hes always taking pictures of us with food becuase he goes home an touches himself to them. And you should have just opened steamer an been like u crazy dis mine stupid mofo an smacked him for talking you fondant
[QUOTE=piggycan99;33412519]He also has a calendar in his office with erry kids name written on it and what days they missed and what excuses and he is a short lonely man, who talks about random ass shit no one cares, you wonder why hes always taking pictures of us with food becuase he goes home an touches himself to them. And you should have just opened steamer an been like u crazy dis mine stupid mofo an smacked him for talking you fondant[/QUOTE]
true on all accounts
[editline]23rd November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=oakman26;33412228]hey kawaii what happppppened with taht slenderman thing??[/QUOTE]
also yeah what happened with this
...fuck. How long has Dark Descent been gold?
and then suddenly, nostalgia
[IMG]http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Samurai-Jack-tv-05.jpg[/IMG]
New code, if you already have one, be nice and do not take it
[url]http://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=munTsr7m2AcG[/url]
I just me and my friends some for 1 cent, feel kind of like a dick though
[QUOTE=Derubermensch;33411285]I actually have been dancing around the idea of learning Scots-Gaelic. Have you picked up any Gaelic growing up in Scotland?
(Yes I know that link was to a satire "Scots" page)[/QUOTE]
lolno
nobody speaks gaelic here, only some as a second language for cool factors
also irish gaelic is (i cant find any other way to describe it) said like gaylick and scottish gaelic is said like gahlick just for all you peeps who want to know
[editline]24th November 2011[/editline]
wow 200th page
[QUOTE=jomt1234;33413933]New code, if you already have one, be nice and do not take it
[url]http://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=munTsr7m2AcG[/url][/QUOTE]
Ho shit 2 hours later and I decided to try the link for shits and giggles and it WORKED.
Thanks Jomt!
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;33411792]
Do better bitch, freehand, shitty mechanical pencils and twistable colored pencils.[/QUOTE]
I already did
in mspaint
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;33414850]Ho shit 2 hours later and I decided to try the link for shits and giggles and it WORKED.
Thanks Jomt![/QUOTE]
You're welcome!
so I was having dinner and exchanging jokes with US Navy personnel; one was from Michigan and the other from Texas
one of them was from texas and the other from michigan. They p cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything
the fuck am I doin in Japan anyway
[QUOTE=Kill001;33416741]so I was having dinner and exchanging jokes with US Navy personnel; one was from Michigan and the other from Texas
one of them was from texas and the other from michigan. They p cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything
the fuck am I doin in Japan anyway[/QUOTE]
So was the one from Michigan from texas and the one from Texas from michigan? Or were there four?
gog damit my head hurts now
my penispe exploded
[QUOTE=Psycoace2;33413193]...fuck. How long has Dark Descent been gold?[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;d020hcWA_Wg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d020hcWA_Wg&ob=av3n[/video]
[editline]24th November 2011[/editline]
[quote]Represent mother fuckin' Maine!
I'm feelin it man.
Yo meader, Ya ready?
Yea I'm ready.
kick it!
This is the facepunch rap battle twenty ten hoe
My beats be sweet while my rhymes, they flow.
And now Meader here to set the bar up high in this joint
so sit on back and listen up as I make my point.
I been a member of this forum since back in oh-eight
and it's recently been questioned if I really am straight
But I can tell ya for sure with my hand up to god
I won't be on my knees for garry just so I can be a mod.
Talkin' TH89, his rappin' skills be prime
he can rhyme, commit a crime and his girlfriend, she's a dime
But there's one thing he can't do, That's stop me, bitch, it's true.
I'm gunna stick to you like glue, you're reign of terror's through
Speakin' a ladies, I know this one baby
I'd like to call out GoodApollo for givin me the scabies.
I'd of charged a little more if I'd of known ya had fleas
Got the seven-year itch while you were on your knees
While I be scratchin an itchin, you best be back in the kitchen
Stop ur bitchin an' wishin' cuz pleasin you ain't my mission.
Shut your mouth, I don't wanna hear no words escape,
I'm gunna rape ya with my lyrics, force feed em like grapes.
RELAXiN I don't wanna hear no shit from you
I'm the god damn best, I'm fuckin mewtwo
Sickle, ya bitch, stop yo whinin you wussy
all day you just be cryin cuz ya lost ya pussy
Uberman77883,
You're a piece of fuckin' shit, and no threat to me
Crono*'d gain more credit if he'd drop from this race
Why don't you go on back to watchin fuckin' Waverly Place
Killa101's a canadian whore
"What's lube?" this faggot say, that's what syrup's made for.
These immitators be playin, they should go back to crochetin,
Check out that spit they be sprayin, loose at the seams they be frayin
The gold member forum's for shit talkin an postin
I don't know what they be sayin, but they all sure be boastin
and toastin' and roastin and hostin flame wars galore
Meanwhile Hezzy's changin pads, collectin monies from his whore
talkin Rusty, he's busty,
tits are crusty, milk's musty,
He aint no trusty, just lusty
so fat he waves and it's gusty
He's a pussy, a wussy, grandma and him playin footsies
and when he tries to get pushy, she ends up smackin his tushy
Pyropheliac likes men and I can't trash him for that
but I can thrash him every day for his mom bein flat
I tried to suckle on her titty but it couldn't be found
thought I had it but discovered that's her dick on the ground
Benevolant Elephant, you're completely irrelivant,
Shit posters like you are unendingly prevalent
You're a dime-a-dozen, sister's cousin, wanna be poser
and so I hose ya,
my wish for you is clearly malevolent
T to the U-1-5-4 to the M
I'm hearin better sounds when I have a BM
You look at tiny children when you masturbate
Little jewish boys beware, he'll make you concentrate
To the rest of all you all, I got nothin to say
I could sit and trash yall here every day
but I got, things to do and people to maim
Oh and by the way fuckers, you just lost the game[/quote]
Familiar to you lot?
happy indian killing day
Venom, are you getting RO2 in the steam sales?
[QUOTE=Psycoace2;33413193]...fuck. How long has Dark Descent been gold?[/QUOTE]
When garry changed the limit to 1000 posts and 2 years.
Partyhats who wrote that? Also lol at Uberman being trashed
[QUOTE=Dark Descent;33419647]When garry changed the limit to 1000 posts and 2 years.[/QUOTE]
500 posts
[editline]24th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=DarkZero135;33419798]Partyhats who wrote that? Also lol at Uberman being trashed[/QUOTE]
Meader and Pepin for the Facepunch Rap Battle 2010
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;33420677]500 posts
[editline]24th November 2011[/editline]
Meader and Pepin for the Facepunch Rap Battle 2010[/QUOTE]
It was 2 years and 1000 posts for a bit
So a bunch of musician friends told me.I have a good.voice. I'm really happy, I love singing but thought I sucked.
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