[video=youtube;RovF1zsDoeM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RovF1zsDoeM&feature=related[/video]
Re-watched this and its still funny when you get to the taxi cab portion
that actress who played the monster puppet did a cameo in that musical Scrubs episode
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;33738428]okay its really gay so im gonna [B]pretend to be in project reality[/B]
[editline]15th December 2011[/editline]
okay this is really fucking retarded
i go out to film something and it automatically sets it self to TAKE PICTURE MODE LOL
instead of the previous filming mode i set before i turned it off
what the fuck is this shit[/QUOTE]
So walk for 15 minutes to find your squad then group up with them and spend another 10-15 mins to get to the flag only to find out its already been capped then get ambushed and do it all over again?
unless you are playing
IFAP STYLE
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfa2BFohN7g[/media]
not even ifap
fagg
last time IFAP played PR, we defended a cache from like eight kiowas
almost won, and then the kiowa fucking destroyed the cache with a rocket to the side of the building it was in
fuck. that.
oh also this one time, mbbird got lit up by some ISAF fucks, and i ran around the corner and killed three of them with my ppsh before bleeding out
[QUOTE=W0w00t;33743169]not even ifap
fagg[/QUOTE]
i am IFAP so ~fuck ur shit~
Rant time.
I'm tired of all these backwards policies, ignorant CODsofters who are heard out (especially when they're running the show), double standards. Your gun can only shoot shoot so hot unless it is both some unrealistic but assumed to be real marksman gun and we let you go to a special event to prove you know what "100 feet" is over the course of one day instead of taking ten seconds to point to an object at that distance, but good luck because we only ran this thing once on a strange day and basically secured only the elite of the community as being okayed to run the demi-god rifles that you need to actually win out here. Unpopular guns with scopes are okay, but don't you dare put a drum on an M16 because you're too poor to get a SAW, that's not realistic (but as long as you don't use it on auto that's JUST fine and perfectly realistic). AK-47s were invented by Mohammed von Khruschevashovski, according to some guy in our group that is somehow taken seriously. Transitioning to a pistol closer than 30 feet from an enemy combatant is realistic, because real men reduce their fire power and try to give an insurgent a fighting chance at killing him. Firing in tiny bursts with a SAW that can be easily matched by any lightweight assault rifle with an even poorly trained user is realistic, as is being useless and just drawing fire for your inevitable death. Don't even think about shooting unless it's straight down your sights, all real operators don't deal with wind and fliers, neither do you.
Don't get me started on the anti-geardos and their fakesim that's polluting any chance of advancing our community. Player quality is in the toilet thanks to the "just run a belt kit and a metallica shirt instead of what actually makes sense, it's wannabe" pressure from people in charge, where most skirmishes have reduced to a level even COD barely touches with how derpy we look and how hideous gameplay is. They refuse to ban anyone most of the time, unless you're unpopular, have nobody to speak for you, ect.. Adding one piece of gear that isn't constantly in use, like a medic pouch, is unacceptable and wannabe. Don't you dare wear a helmet, busting your head open while wearing your good to go red Tapout shirt is preferred to cool, lightweight head protection. The worst part is, the average player falls for this.
The real kicker is that these people are in charge of most of the local games, stunting any real chance of expanding because of their entrenched decade-old policies that only worked when people still used Maruis (i.e. they cannot understand why a JG can't be used just as well as any other gun in a huge open area with no cover). They bend the rules according to their sentiment (not realism), enforce things selectively, and exercise so much influence that it can't be escaped. They claim to be open to suggestions and input, yet deny anyone's opinion if it isn't as senior as theirs' (effectively reducing the pool of "valid" people to their own), refuse to back up anything they say or spew whiny excuses for ungodly rules that boil down to "we don't like to be shot", and even change things on the fly. If you get screwed, it's always your fault, even if logic, facts, and even proof is on your side. Any time something happens and you're not from the "in" crowd, you receive full blame/punishment/ect., but if any of them cause even a completely inexcusable problem, it's either still your fault, or they'll just walk over the issue with some excuse or another. On top of all of this, if you point out any deficiency in their fields, even if it's so painfully obvious there isn't any way to disregard it, they'll enter complete denial. The average player isn't much better, usually because they don't know what real airsoft is like, what a real field plays like, ect. or they just won't speak up out of fear.
I can't even believe it while I'm writing this. They wonder why our new guy-retention ratio is almost zero.
Mohammed von Khruschevashovski
hahahahahahaha oh my god that is gold
We should play some TF2 together. I'm itching to show off my mad scout skeelz.
[QUOTE=Jenkem;33743399]Rant time.
I'm tired of all these backwards policies, ignorant CODsofters who are heard out (especially when they're running the show), double standards. Your gun can only shoot shoot so hot unless it is both some unrealistic but assumed to be real marksman gun and we let you go to a special event to prove you know what "100 feet" is over the course of one day instead of taking ten seconds to point to an object at that distance, but good luck because we only ran this thing once on a strange day and basically secured only the elite of the community as being okayed to run the demi-god rifles that you need to actually win out here. Unpopular guns with scopes are okay, but don't you dare put a drum on an M16 because you're too poor to get a SAW, that's not realistic (but as long as you don't use it on auto that's JUST fine and perfectly realistic). AK-47s were invented by Mohammed von Khruschevashovski, according to some guy in our group that is somehow taken seriously. Transitioning to a pistol closer than 30 feet from an enemy combatant is realistic, because real men reduce their fire power and try to give an insurgent a fighting chance at killing him. Firing in tiny bursts with a SAW that can be easily matched by any lightweight assault rifle with an even poorly trained user is realistic, as is being useless and just drawing fire for your inevitable death. Don't even think about shooting unless it's straight down your sights, all real operators don't deal with wind and fliers, neither do you.
Don't get me started on the anti-geardos and their fakesim that's polluting any chance of advancing our community. Player quality is in the toilet thanks to the "just run a belt kit and a metallica shirt instead of what actually makes sense, it's wannabe" pressure from people in charge, where most skirmishes have reduced to a level even COD barely touches with how derpy we look and how hideous gameplay is. They refuse to ban anyone most of the time, unless you're unpopular, have nobody to speak for you, ect.. Adding one piece of gear that isn't constantly in use, like a medic pouch, is unacceptable and wannabe. Don't you dare wear a helmet, busting your head open while wearing your good to go red Tapout shirt is preferred to cool, lightweight head protection. The worst part is, the average player falls for this.
The real kicker is that these people are in charge of most of the local games, stunting any real chance of expanding because of their entrenched decade-old policies that only worked when people still used Maruis (i.e. they cannot understand why a JG can't be used just as well as any other gun in a huge open area with no cover). They bend the rules according to their sentiment (not realism), enforce things selectively, and exercise so much influence that it can't be escaped. They claim to be open to suggestions and input, yet deny anyone's opinion if it isn't as senior as theirs' (effectively reducing the pool of "valid" people to their own), refuse to back up anything they say or spew whiny excuses for ungodly rules that boil down to "we don't like to be shot", and even change things on the fly. If you get screwed, it's always your fault, even if logic, facts, and even proof is on your side. Any time something happens and you're not from the "in" crowd, you receive full blame/punishment/ect., but if any of them cause even a completely inexcusable problem, it's either still your fault, or they'll just walk over the issue with some excuse or another. On top of all of this, if you point out any deficiency in their fields, even if it's so painfully obvious there isn't any way to disregard it, they'll enter complete denial. The average player isn't much better, usually because they don't know what real airsoft is like, what a real field plays like, ect. or they just won't speak up out of fear.
I can't even believe it while I'm writing this. They wonder why our new guy-retention ratio is almost zero.[/QUOTE]
You can move here and live with me k. We have gewd fields, and if CQB isn't your thing there's always Ballahack. It's super chill here, the rules make sense and are enforced but the refs and owners are total bros and care about the community more than making a profit. We get a lot of new guys too and they tend to listen to the more experienced players such as myself, so getting them off CoD and pointing them in the right direction is always easy. That and at ACQB we have a system that plays music as the game is going on, and i regularly lend my phone, and they're totally fine with it, because they agree their music selection could be much better, and they hear a lot of requests for vidya OST, which god knows i have plenty of. So yeah, you can move here and we could chill and stuff, i need someone to hang around here anyways. C:
You know what, I just got out a whole lot of my rage at my dad. I hope he understands what is happening around here before he yells at me for being on the computer. This post is incomplete, I just don't know what else to say.
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;33744118]You can move here and live with me k. We have gewd fields, and if CQB isn't your thing there's always Ballahack. It's super chill here, the rules make sense and are enforced but the refs and owners are total bros and care about the community more than making a profit. We get a lot of new guys too and they tend to listen to the more experienced players such as myself, so getting them off CoD and pointing them in the right direction is always easy. That and at ACQB we have a system that plays music as the game is going on, and i regularly lend my phone, and they're totally fine with it, because they agree their music selection could be much better, and they hear a lot of requests for vidya OST, which god knows i have plenty of. So yeah, you can move here and we could chill and stuff, i need someone to hang around here anyways. C:[/QUOTE]
I live on the complete other side of the country unfortunately.
Not sure if best or worst 900th post. Anyway, fp is first forum where I got over 500 posts, just that amazing.
FP is the first forum I've gotten over 100 posts on. I used to lurk Bethsoft before it went to hell (aka right after SI was released)
On one forum, i had been a member for 3 years and only had just over 1000 posts. Not even a year and i'm nearing what, 3000?
I've been here since 2007!
I am proud to be an ex-lurker
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;33744417]On one forum, i had been a member for 3 years and only had just over 1000 posts. Not even a year and i'm nearing what, 3000?[/QUOTE]well, that's just ossum :v:
My inbox has 870 unread messages, time to shoot it with one?
I had like 500 posts on my teams old airsoft forum but besides that I don't really post elsewhere.
also, made almost $20 in tips today.. yay
ossum you live in the Southeast? I feel so lonely in North Carolina where be barely have paintball, So airsoft is almost non-existent and what little there is, is boring due to the dumb Airsoft Association. I'm gonna hike up to Ballhack in late December. It better be worth it XD. Sorry for bad Grammar I'm tired and in a bad mood right now.
[QUOTE=Doyoulike4;33745190]ossum you live in the Southeast? I feel so lonely in North Carolina where be barely have paintball, So airsoft is almost non-existent and what little there is, is boring due to the dumb Airsoft Association. I'm gonna hike up to Ballhack in late December. It better be worth it XD. Sorry for bad Grammar I'm tired and in a bad mood right now.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, i live in Virginia, but it's more Middle east/Northeast in VA than Southeast. Although NC is only a state away from VA, it seems we got a good deal of people in or surrounding VA here. And Trust me, Ballahack is worth it, but you want my opinion, go for a major game. I mean, Pick-up games at Ballahack i can see being a lot of fun but not as much as a themed day-long one.(never been to a Ballahack pick-up game before, just my guesstimate)
Im gonna be going to DC the week after next. I really hope it snows, I haven't seen snow since 2001, it sucks living in Florida sometimes.
It really shouldn't be 50° one day and 90° the next
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;33744486]Anyone got that Avatar Un-cacher script?[/QUOTE]
Here you go babe
[URL="http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/111011"]http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/111011[/URL]
[editline]15th December 2011[/editline]
Also what video is your avatar from?
[QUOTE=Taggart;33743146]unless you are playing
IFAP STYLE
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfa2BFohN7g[/media][/QUOTE]
not enough yelling to be ifap
[QUOTE=DarkZero135;33746210]Here you go babe
[URL="http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/111011"]http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/111011[/URL]
[editline]15th December 2011[/editline]
Also what video is your avatar from?[/QUOTE]
the avatars are from a OFWGKTA video
youtube Hyphy and you should find it
mbbird has one too
tyler is a boss.
[video=youtube;Xbmbgzy0n38]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbmbgzy0n38[/video]
Can someone make a loop of 1:28-1:33?
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