• Daily Life V3 - Shit Nobody Cares About Edition
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[QUOTE=mysteryman;31455771]I'm still not sure if i should be worried or not yet.[/QUOTE] buy lube
Oh god, I'm babysitting these kids and they were playing with some toy that plays nursery rhymes and lights and shit. So they turned the room's light off and stared at the flashing lights. Then out of nowhere the lights on the toy started to flicker, the music dropped an octave and became all static-y and stuttering. It took me a second to realize the battery was just empty, it wasn't ghosts.
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[QUOTE=mysteryman;31456712]Bitch please, if this ever happened you know damn well i'd be top. I got 3 years and muscle on you.[/QUOTE] .... Don't.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;31456712]Bitch please, if this ever happened you know damn well i'd be top. I got 3 years and muscle on you.[/QUOTE] so you'd just be the power bottom [editline]31st July 2011[/editline] wait forget I said anything [editline]31st July 2011[/editline] I don't know anything about gaysex [editline]31st July 2011[/editline] ok
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I keep hearing white noise in my right ear for the past couple weeks it's probably 'cause I had 2 Thunder Bs go off right next to my ear :smith:
[QUOTE=Kill001;31458757]I keep hearing white noise in my right ear for the past couple weeks it's probably 'cause I had 2 Thunder Bs go off right next to my ear :smith:[/QUOTE] Pop your ear drums back out by holding your nose and holding your breathe while trying to force it outward.
Or just swallow/ chew gum. [editline]31st July 2011[/editline] Well i'm an idiot. My internet was down, and i'm the host computer for the network and i have access to the router and modem. So when im out, everyone's out. Usually just the router fucked up and no one but me has a connection but for the last 3 hours there was no internet to be had. I reset the router a few times before noticing that a few lights including "online" were off on my modem so i thought it was my isp. So i waited the 3 hours thinking that the isp would get their shit together. Nothing happened and me being impatient i sought to fix the problem by resetting everything. Then i went behind my computer to see if the cable was in enough just to eliminate any variables when i saw a cord hanging out of the socket. The socket directly behind my desk near my feet has a sort of extender on it that the modem was plugged into, real gentle and easy to get unplugged. My feet must have unplugged it. Plugged it back in, boom, internet. BUT NOT FOR ME. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to get a connection on my computer. I would try the obligatory "scan for problems" thing windows has but it'd sit there for awhile and i'd cancel it out and try something else. For the last resort i allowed it to search for problems again except this time it only took a minute and it came back with the simplest thing My adapter was disabled. I'm not happy now :(
I did some omegle by always speaking slovenian here's some results: [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Zdravo kolega! You: Kako ste danes? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Zdravo Kolega! Stranger: Asl You: Kako ste? Stranger: I don't talk that langue You: It's okay You: because you're a dumb faggot Stranger: Asl You: Zdravo kolega! You: Kako ste? You: Zakaj ste tako tihi? Stranger: JiImmminy bla bla bla :)) You: What is this jilmimminy you speak of Stranger: Your pussy You: no UR PUSSY You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: balls You: Zdravo kolega! You: Kako ste?[/Quote] time to try something new [editline]1st August 2011[/editline] [quote]Stranger: ashten You: kutcher Stranger: hey You: whats Stranger: u ashten Stranger: ritz' You: I'm ashten You: yes! Stranger: ya You: are you johnny? Stranger: ya sure You: Holy crap we finally found each other You: after like five fucking hours lol Stranger: im ur cuzin You: what? You: lol You: so anyway You: I don't think they'll find that body You: We taking another ho today later? You: johhny? Stranger: ya ikr Stranger: yaaa You: Hey man I'll call up a ho if you're down Stranger: man You: I got the saw and gun and errything Stranger: nahhh not today You: nah man? You: aw You: damn Stranger: well hell not to night You: damn mayne Stranger: ima killl my slfe k You: what You: NO JOHNNYY Stranger: im deing in 21 o You: Stay there I'm calling your wife You: STAY THERE Stranger: hellll to the nahh Stranger: nahhhh You: GOD DAMNIT Stranger: nahhhh You: STop Stranger: nahhhhhhhhhhhh You: I'm calling Katherin Stranger: fuck u man im kill u You: I'm calling her now Stranger: killing u know look out ur windo bitch You: she tellimg me you're not home You: WHEre are you johnny? Stranger: fuckkkkk yyyyoooouuuuu Stranger: im in pancake land You: She's calling the cops Stranger: okk You: fuck johnny you're high agian aren'tyou?[/quote] [quote]Stranger: asl You: 20, 2 times a day, NY Stranger: m or f You: f Stranger: will u send me a pic of ur pussy You: if u send me a pic of something u have Stranger: ok deal You: ok You: brb Stranger: k Stranger: almost reaady You: k I got it Stranger: k send it You: send me urs :( Stranger: i swear u send urs then i will i wnt leave im not like that You: ok ok You: u kno wat You: im just gonna send mine then leave You: ok You: vuz I cant wait cut my frend is at the door You: k You: [url]http://*********com/REDACTED[/url] You: bye m8[/quote] I sent him blue waffle
Why did I click that, though I knew it wouldn't work?
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: truth or dare You: hmm You: truth Stranger: male or female You: male You: truth or dare Stranger: dare You: disconnect if you were hoping for female Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] coolest moment I've had on omegle
[QUOTE=Riley;31459287]Pop your ear drums back out by holding your nose and holding your breathe while trying to force it outward.[/QUOTE] tried that, swallowing and yawning already but definately doesn't feel like an ear pressure issue
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[QUOTE=FPKawaii;31463329]NSFW Winning at Omegle since 2011: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/a55.png[/img] lol i look downs lol [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/b19.png[/img] lol i dont know this guy is axin me to strip lol [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/c17.png[/img] lol k so imma finger myself lol [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/472.png[/img] lol i suck at writing /b/ owns me on my tits lol [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/552.png[/img] lol sharpie in pooper lol inb4 "lol pedo", she's 19, I got all her contact info.[/QUOTE] I guess it just goes to show: In every sea of dicks, there's a vagina.
Anyone have an idea about what ASGI said on their Facebook about something special kicking off 20 minutes ago? [editline] August 1 [/editline] Turns out they've announced their [url=https://www.airsoftgi.com/summergiveaway/login.php]Summer Giveaway.[/url] Tell your friends. [editline] August 1 [/editline] Read the fine print.
I didn't really see too many things of interest on the prize list. Just the 2 KWA KP8s and the WE M14. Also, crossdraws make up like half the prizes
[QUOTE=felix the cat;31464287]I didn't really see too many things of interest on the prize list. Just the 2 KWA KP8s and the WE M14. Also, crossdraws make up like half the prizes[/QUOTE] But it's free. I'd take a free crossdraw over nothing; for resale value at the least.
So wait, I have to buy something from them, get a passcode, enter it on the website, [I]and[/I] mail it to them? I'm confused.
[QUOTE=venom;31464403]So wait, I have to buy something from them, get a passcode, enter it on the website, [I]and[/I] mail it to them? I'm confused.[/QUOTE] From what I've read it's either/or. Unless ASGI is trolling.
Oh, so I can either buy something, and enter the code, or mail a letter without buying anything? I was going to buy a flashlight and a couple slings + sling mounts from there anyway, I guess I should do that ASAP.
[QUOTE=venom;31464419]Oh, so I can either buy something, and enter the code, or mail a letter without buying anything? I was going to buy a flashlight and a couple slings + sling mounts from there anyway, I guess I should do that ASAP.[/QUOTE] I was putting a shopping cart together inbetween checking Facebook, so I'm happy with it. Would be nice to win something, but at least I can dream. :v:
Oh what was that one code thing that gave you like 13% off?
50ktv if I'm not mistaken.
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Well I've just came back from the dentist and had three fillings. God I hate needles. >_<
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