[QUOTE=mysteryman;31455771]I'm still not sure if i should be worried or not yet.[/QUOTE]
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Oh god, I'm babysitting these kids and they were playing with some toy that plays nursery rhymes and lights and shit. So they turned the room's light off and stared at the flashing lights.
Then out of nowhere the lights on the toy started to flicker, the music dropped an octave and became all static-y and stuttering.
It took me a second to realize the battery was just empty, it wasn't ghosts.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;31456031]buy lube[/QUOTE]
Bitch please, if this ever happened you know damn well i'd be top.
I got 3 years and muscle on you.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;31456712]Bitch please, if this ever happened you know damn well i'd be top.
I got 3 years and muscle on you.[/QUOTE]
....
Don't.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;31456712]Bitch please, if this ever happened you know damn well i'd be top.
I got 3 years and muscle on you.[/QUOTE]
so
you'd just be the power bottom
[editline]31st July 2011[/editline]
wait forget I said anything
[editline]31st July 2011[/editline]
I don't know anything about gaysex
[editline]31st July 2011[/editline]
ok
[QUOTE=mysteryman;31456712]Bitch please, if this ever happened you know damn well i'd be top.
I got 3 years and muscle on you.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U39kfgjuie4&feature=related[/media]
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I keep hearing white noise in my right ear for the past couple weeks
it's probably 'cause I had 2 Thunder Bs go off right next to my ear :smith:
[QUOTE=Kill001;31458757]I keep hearing white noise in my right ear for the past couple weeks
it's probably 'cause I had 2 Thunder Bs go off right next to my ear :smith:[/QUOTE]
Pop your ear drums back out by holding your nose and holding your breathe while trying to force it outward.
Or just swallow/ chew gum.
[editline]31st July 2011[/editline]
Well i'm an idiot. My internet was down, and i'm the host computer for the network and i have access to the router and modem. So when im out, everyone's out. Usually just the router fucked up and no one but me has a connection but for the last 3 hours there was no internet to be had. I reset the router a few times before noticing that a few lights including "online" were off on my modem so i thought it was my isp. So i waited the 3 hours thinking that the isp would get their shit together.
Nothing happened and me being impatient i sought to fix the problem by resetting everything. Then i went behind my computer to see if the cable was in enough just to eliminate any variables when i saw a cord hanging out of the socket. The socket directly behind my desk near my feet has a sort of extender on it that the modem was plugged into, real gentle and easy to get unplugged. My feet must have unplugged it. Plugged it back in, boom, internet. BUT NOT FOR ME. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to get a connection on my computer. I would try the obligatory "scan for problems" thing windows has but it'd sit there for awhile and i'd cancel it out and try something else. For the last resort i allowed it to search for problems again except this time it only took a minute and it came back with the simplest thing
My adapter was disabled.
I'm not happy now :(
I did some omegle by always speaking slovenian
here's some results:
[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Zdravo kolega!
You: Kako ste danes?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Zdravo Kolega!
Stranger: Asl
You: Kako ste?
Stranger: I don't talk that langue
You: It's okay
You: because you're a dumb faggot
Stranger: Asl
You: Zdravo kolega!
You: Kako ste?
You: Zakaj ste tako tihi?
Stranger: JiImmminy bla bla bla :))
You: What is this jilmimminy you speak of
Stranger: Your pussy
You: no UR PUSSY
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: balls
You: Zdravo kolega!
You: Kako ste?[/Quote]
time to try something new
[editline]1st August 2011[/editline]
[quote]Stranger: ashten
You: kutcher
Stranger: hey
You: whats
Stranger: u ashten
Stranger: ritz'
You: I'm ashten
You: yes!
Stranger: ya
You: are you johnny?
Stranger: ya sure
You: Holy crap we finally found each other
You: after like five fucking hours lol
Stranger: im ur cuzin
You: what?
You: lol
You: so anyway
You: I don't think they'll find that body
You: We taking another ho today later?
You: johhny?
Stranger: ya ikr
Stranger: yaaa
You: Hey man I'll call up a ho if you're down
Stranger: man
You: I got the saw and gun and errything
Stranger: nahhh not today
You: nah man?
You: aw
You: damn
Stranger: well hell not to night
You: damn mayne
Stranger: ima killl my slfe k
You: what
You: NO JOHNNYY
Stranger: im deing in 21 o
You: Stay there I'm calling your wife
You: STAY THERE
Stranger: hellll to the nahh
Stranger: nahhhh
You: GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: nahhhh
You: STop
Stranger: nahhhhhhhhhhhh
You: I'm calling Katherin
Stranger: fuck u man im kill u
You: I'm calling her now
Stranger: killing u know look out ur windo bitch
You: she tellimg me you're not home
You: WHEre are you johnny?
Stranger: fuckkkkk yyyyoooouuuuu
Stranger: im in pancake land
You: She's calling the cops
Stranger: okk
You: fuck johnny you're high agian aren'tyou?[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: asl
You: 20, 2 times a day, NY
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: will u send me a pic of ur pussy
You: if u send me a pic of something u have
Stranger: ok deal
You: ok
You: brb
Stranger: k
Stranger: almost reaady
You: k I got it
Stranger: k send it
You: send me urs :(
Stranger: i swear u send urs then i will i wnt leave im not like that
You: ok ok
You: u kno wat
You: im just gonna send mine then leave
You: ok
You: vuz I cant wait cut my frend is at the door
You: k
You: [url]http://*********com/REDACTED[/url]
You: bye m8[/quote]
I sent him blue waffle
Why did I click that, though I knew it wouldn't work?
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: truth or dare
You: hmm
You: truth
Stranger: male or female
You: male
You: truth or dare
Stranger: dare
You: disconnect if you were hoping for female
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
coolest moment I've had on omegle
[QUOTE=Riley;31459287]Pop your ear drums back out by holding your nose and holding your breathe while trying to force it outward.[/QUOTE]
tried that, swallowing and yawning already but definately doesn't feel like an ear pressure issue
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Winning at Omegle since 2011:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/a55.png[/img]
lol i look downs lol
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/b19.png[/img]
lol i dont know this guy is axin me to strip lol
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/c17.png[/img]
lol k so imma finger myself lol
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/472.png[/img]
lol i suck at writing /b/ owns me on my tits lol
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/552.png[/img]
lol sharpie in pooper lol
inb4 "lol pedo", she's 19, I got all her contact info.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;31463329]NSFW
Winning at Omegle since 2011:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/a55.png[/img]
lol i look downs lol
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/b19.png[/img]
lol i dont know this guy is axin me to strip lol
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/c17.png[/img]
lol k so imma finger myself lol
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/472.png[/img]
lol i suck at writing /b/ owns me on my tits lol
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/552.png[/img]
lol sharpie in pooper lol
inb4 "lol pedo", she's 19, I got all her contact info.[/QUOTE]
I guess it just goes to show: In every sea of dicks, there's a vagina.
Anyone have an idea about what ASGI said on their Facebook about something special kicking off 20 minutes ago?
[editline] August 1 [/editline]
Turns out they've announced their [url=https://www.airsoftgi.com/summergiveaway/login.php]Summer Giveaway.[/url] Tell your friends.
[editline] August 1 [/editline]
Read the fine print.
I didn't really see too many things of interest on the prize list. Just the 2 KWA KP8s and the WE M14.
Also, crossdraws make up like half the prizes
[QUOTE=felix the cat;31464287]I didn't really see too many things of interest on the prize list. Just the 2 KWA KP8s and the WE M14.
Also, crossdraws make up like half the prizes[/QUOTE]
But it's free. I'd take a free crossdraw over nothing; for resale value at the least.
So wait, I have to buy something from them, get a passcode, enter it on the website, [I]and[/I] mail it to them?
I'm confused.
[QUOTE=venom;31464403]So wait, I have to buy something from them, get a passcode, enter it on the website, [I]and[/I] mail it to them?
I'm confused.[/QUOTE]
From what I've read it's either/or. Unless ASGI is trolling.
Oh, so I can either buy something, and enter the code, or mail a letter without buying anything?
I was going to buy a flashlight and a couple slings + sling mounts from there anyway, I guess I should do that ASAP.
[QUOTE=venom;31464419]Oh, so I can either buy something, and enter the code, or mail a letter without buying anything?
I was going to buy a flashlight and a couple slings + sling mounts from there anyway, I guess I should do that ASAP.[/QUOTE]
I was putting a shopping cart together inbetween checking Facebook, so I'm happy with it. Would be nice to win something, but at least I can dream. :v:
Oh what was that one code thing that gave you like 13% off?
50ktv if I'm not mistaken.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;31463329]NSFW
inb4 "lol pedo", she's 19, I got all her contact info.[/QUOTE]
"im kawaii , i got internet e-whore to strip when she was going to anyways
I AM BETTER THAN ALL U HIPSTERS"
(im not going 4 offends)
i chatted to somee strippers on adultfriendfinder one time
they ok people
[QUOTE=Kill001;31465225]i chatted to somee strippers on adultfriendfinder one time
they ok people[/QUOTE]
i kno 1... nikos sis ahahahahah
Well I've just came back from the dentist and had three fillings. God I hate needles. >_<
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9NRsOegW7Q[/media]
ahahahhhaa holy fuck i cant stop laughing
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