• Daily Life V3 - Shit Nobody Cares About Edition
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[QUOTE=Kill001;31589354]fuck you, i came back from work last night (cashier) and i go to sleep and next thing i know im doing cashier in my dreams it's even worse because in my dreams because for some reason my store was selling sunrise suits and everyone was buying them and for some reason im trying to simultaneously fap i woke up 5 hours later terrified and sweaty[/QUOTE] ............wat
[QUOTE=W0w00t;31580597]lmao[/QUOTE] I'm not an idiot! [editline]7th August 2011[/editline] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=ttam6297;31590325]I'm not an idiot! [/QUOTE] ok
[QUOTE]You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Who would you rather have sex with, Hilary Clinton or Laura Bush? Stranger 1: 3-way Stranger 2: Im a girl Stranger 1: 4-way Stranger 2: haha Stranger 2: ok then Stranger 1: I think it might constitute an orgy at that point Stranger 2: yep maby lol Stranger 1: So. Stranger 1: You in? Stranger 2: ofcorse Stranger 2: wait i might just need to know your age Stranger 1: 18 Stranger 1: yours? Stranger 2: 14 Stranger 1: Just gotta do it in international waters Stranger 1: no problem Stranger 2: ;) Stranger 1: So whats up? Stranger 2: just laying in bed i am hella bored Stranger 1: fun, fun Stranger 2: nope Stranger 2 has disconnected [/QUOTE] fucking lol'd [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE] You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Who would you rather have sex with, Hilary Clinton or Laura Bush? Stranger 1: bitch Stranger 1: what kind of a stupid Stranger 1: white person Stranger 1: nigga ass question is dat Stranger 2: m or f? Stranger 1: bitch da fuck do you care what i got Stranger 1: hanging between mah legs Stranger 2 has disconnected [/QUOTE] ahahahaHAHAHAHhahaha [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] bunch of fuckin homos (no offense to people of the gay communities) right here [QUOTE] You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Who would you rather have sex with, Hilary Clinton or Laura Bush? Stranger 2: neither Stranger 1: no Stranger 2: I'd prefer someone my own age Stranger 2: and who preferably wields less power if the breakup is nasty Stranger 1: i prefer someone with whom i love Stranger 2: that too Stranger 1: ok Stranger 2: how many languages do you speak? Stranger 1: 4 Stranger 1: u? Stranger 2: moi aussi Stranger 2: quatre langues Stranger 2: English, French, Japanese, and Russian Stranger 1: cool Stranger 2: well, I'm learning Russian Stranger 1: awesome Stranger 2: what're your 4? Stranger 1: english , hindi, urdu, chinese Stranger 2: (brb, gotta fetch a sponge) Stranger 2: which chinese? Stranger 1: i am learnig chinese Stranger 1: tradition and modern both Stranger 2: mandarin, I'm guessing Stranger 2: also, I guess that you are Indian Stranger 2: north indian even Stranger 1: yea Stranger 1: no Stranger 1: middle of india Stranger 1: and you are a indian\ too Stranger 2: nope Stranger 2: caucasian Stranger 1: lol Stranger 1: ok Stranger 1 has disconnected [/QUOTE] [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] i like the way u talk 2 this one was fucking boring [QUOTE] Question to discuss: Who would you rather have sex with, Hilary Clinton or Laura Bush? Stranger 2: none Stranger 2: im a girl lol Stranger 1: Neither Stranger 1: And I'm a guy... Stranger 2: xD Stranger 2: i like your answer better Stranger 1: As do I. Stranger 2: i like the way you talk Stranger 1: Could you explain why? Stranger 2: it sounds more professional Stranger 1: You mean 'proper' ? Stranger 2: yes damn i fail Stranger 1 has disconnected [/QUOTE] [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] finally a straight answer [QUOTE] You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Who would you rather have sex with, Hilary Clinton or Laura Bush? Stranger 1: hilary clinton Stranger 1 has disconnected [/QUOTE] [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] ummmm [QUOTE] You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Who would you rather have sex with, Hilary Clinton or Laura Bush? Stranger 2: Clinton. Stranger 1: kill myself. Stranger 1 has disconnected [/QUOTE] [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] FUCKING FURRIES ON OMEGLE GTFO MILK [QUOTE] You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Who would you rather have sex with, Hilary Clinton or Laura Bush? Stranger 1: neither Stranger 1: humans are wweird Stranger 1 has disconnected [/QUOTE] [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] ye [QUOTE] You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Who would you rather have sex with, Hilary Clinton or Laura Bush? Stranger 1: who? Stranger 2: yo mama Stranger 2 has disconnected [/QUOTE] [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] fuck these guys know their stuff [QUOTE] You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Who would you rather have sex with, Hilary Clinton or Laura Bush? Stranger 1: LMAO Stranger 1: hold on idek who laura bush is Stranger 2: clinton Stranger 1: OMG Stranger 1: TOTALLY AGREE Stranger 1: this laura bush girl looks like her face was lifted a bit too high Stranger 1: for her head Stranger 2: i think she yunger Stranger 2 has disconnected [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;31582466]i had the stupidest fucking dream last night i was on a coach with my P.E class (gym) to go to some playing field or whatever for god knows what and i run out to the fence of this pitch and then someone calls me on my mobile and its fucking DEATHMOG asking if he can borrow a pair of cargo shorts and i was like "DUDE ITS PE NOT SCOUTS" and he is like just c'mon then i realised i haven't changed into my kit so i go to the changing rooms and see DEATHMOG with just a tshrit on and some boxers on and before he says anything i say "I ONLY HAVE SHORTS FOR MYSELF" then i see my two irl friends and one of them has a fucking moustache now and im like "woah nice moustache" and he says "thanks yo" and my other friend said he got a detention for getting chased by some guy cause he grabbed the football (real football not handegg" and ran but then i realised i was just reading the AUTOMOTIVE ADDICTS sub section and my friend hadnt got a detention as it was just someone posting on the a thread but then i see a secret door that is WIDE OPEN and walk in and see two dead bodies in like fucking robes and i get an incoming message like on deus ex and saying that "this is the evidence we need" and then i look at all these security camera monitors and a black dodge charger parks into the changing room and the comments from the automotive addicts come back and they are all like "WOAH SWEET CAR BRO" and i cant remember fucking shit after that tl;dr deathmog pls stay out of my dreams[/QUOTE] oh shit i just realized I have to work four days in a row and only like, 2 of my pairs of cargo shorts are currently not ripped. FFFFF
holy fucking shit this was amazing: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: FUCK YOU You: AND YOUR ASL SHIT Stranger: Okay You: I AM THE NAVY SEAL THAT KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN, I DONT NEED YOUR SHIT. Stranger: well that's very impressive. You: FUCK YOU You: OF COURSE ITS IMPRESSIVE. Stranger: Yes, fuck me. How Dare I. You: YEAH BITCH. Stranger: I am such a lowly creature compared to the almighty you. You: I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. Stranger: Word You: BECAUSE I AM PRACTICALLY GOD. You: I KILLED THE PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE. You: BECAUSE I AM ALPHA AS FUCK. Stranger: I've got this neighbor who let's his dog poop in my yard. will you Kill him for me? The guy not the dog Stranger: He's a marine I think You: FUCK YEAH DUDE, I NEED SOMEONE TO KILL WITH ALL THIS ALPHA NESS. You: MARINES PALE COMPARED TO THE SEALS. Stranger: Yes, you must let it loose. You: BECAUSE WE ARE ALPHA AS SHIT. Stranger: Ultimate Alpha You: NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT. Stranger: I'm seeing the bigger picture. You: FUCK YEAH SON. You: YOU'LL NEVER BE AS ALPHA AS ME, BUT YOU'RE GETTING THERE. Stranger: You should write a book, so that other would-be alphas can learn from your ultimate alphaness You: FUCK YEAH THATS A GOOD IDEA. You: IT WILL BE CALLED HOW TO BE FUCKING ALPHA AS SHIT. You: JUST LIKE ME! Stranger: By: the dud who killed Osama Stranger: dude You: STEP ONE: KILL OSAMA BIN LADEN! OH WAIT. Stranger: So, we need to clone him, so that others may kill him and start their path unto greatness You: FUCK NO, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO NOBODY CAN BE AS ALPHA AS ME. Stranger: But they could be nearly as alpha, right? I mean, almost as alpha, but not quite as alpha You: THEY COULD BE BRAVO MAYBE. You: THAT JOHNNY BRAVO GUY IS PRETTY CLOSE TO ALPHA. You: SHOOT FOR THAT. Stranger: Okay got it. You: SO REMEMBER: IM THE ALPHA FUCKING ALPHA AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT. You: CAUSE I KILLED OSAMA. You: AND WAS ALPHA. You: ALPHA AS FUCK. Stranger: So... you must be a sexy motherfucker then right? You: FUCK YEAH MAN. You: GOT A DICK BIGGER THAN AN ALPHA HORSE. Stranger: Age? You: 28 FUCKER. Stranger: Yes, I am a fucker. Wanna make me your slave? You: NOT UNLESS YOU ARE A SEXY ALPHA BITCH. Stranger: what about an almost alpha 15-year-old bitch? You: NOT OLD ENOUGH. IM TOO ALPHA TO BE THAT STUPID. You: PEDOPHILIA IS THE NUMBER ONE ALPHA KILLER IN AMERICA. Stranger: well... I've got alot of friends who would love to gang up on the guy who killed Osama :) You: THERE'RE NO WHERE NEAR ENOUGH ALPHA TO TAKE ME ON. You: NOT EVEN TOGETHER. Stranger: So... how many of my hot friends would it take to make you say yes. You: HOW MANY? UNLESS THERE IS AN INFINITE NUMBER OF ALPHA 18 YEAR OLDS IM NOT INTERESTED. Stranger: So your gay, then? Stranger: Its' okay. Alot of the guys in the military are gay I hear. You: FUCK NO, I SAID FOR YOU TO BE MY SLAVE, YOU WOULD HAVE TO HAVE AN INFINITE NUMBER OF ALPHA 18 YEAR OLDS. You: WOMEN, OBVIOUSLY. You: BECAUSE IM TOO FUCKING ALPHA TO BE GAY. Stranger: So you can't be gay and alpha at the same time? You: FUCK NO, ITS THE SECOND LAW OF ALPHANESS. Stranger: So your a homophobe then? You: I DONT GIVE A SHIT AS LONG AS THEY DONT INTERFERE WITH MY IMMENSE ALPHA NESS. Stranger: Man, either we are both having a laugh or just I am You: FUCK YEAH, IM LAUGHING THAT SOMEONE DOESNT KNOW THE LAWS OF ALPHA-NESS. Stranger: Nice Stranger: clearly you have, once again, demonstrated your superior alphaness You: YOU KNOW IT BITCH. You: IN FACT, IM TOO ALPHA TO USE A COMPUTER, SO I HAD A PROTOTYPE COMPUTER PLANTED IN MY BRAIN. You: IT ENHANCES MY ALPHA-NESS 3 FOLD. Stranger: wow Stranger: Alphaness multiplier You: YOU KNOW IT, IT HAS THE PROTOTYPE WINDOWS 9 OS ON IT FOR TRIPLE ALPHA MULTIPLIER. Stranger: Well, I'm gonna go eat a bunch of pussy. Nice talking to you though. You: FUCK THAT, THAT PUSSY IS MINE. AS LONG AS IT IS OLDER THAN 18. You: MY EXTREME ALPHA-NESS WILL WIN THEM OVER. Stranger: They don't like guys You: MY ALPHA-NESS IS SO ALPHA IT CAN CONVERT LESBIANS BACK. You: DONT EVER UNDERESTIMATE THE ALPHA. That was an actual conversation.
I like how epically the stranger plays along
[QUOTE=Kill001;31589354] i woke up 5 hours later terrified and sweaty[/QUOTE] Are you sure that was sweat? or ...
i go with a bunch of friends to dinner and suddenly they all talk about league of legends left out :(
Jesus dick getting banned sucks
[QUOTE=deathmog;31595829]oh shit i just realized I have to work four days in a row and only like, 2 of my pairs of cargo shorts are currently not ripped. FFFFF[/QUOTE] sorry i only got shorts for myself
uh yeah damn it im in japan for 10 days and now ten million new posts errywhere. [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] japan is p cool i was surprised at how popular manga was and how people just openly read it right in front of the bookshelves. and k-on! errywhere but i couldn't get any
i used to live in japan
also fuck talking in japanese is hard reading is easier cause i have a head start on kanji
Today I sell Borderlands and buy MW2. Why the hell am I doing this? Well, I've played through Borderlands alone, in a group of random online people, with my roommate, and with my friend, and now it's become a bit stale. I'm getting MW2 because by now all the little kids should have moved onto Black Cops, making the game okay.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;31606103]Today I sell Borderlands and buy MW2. Why the hell am I doing this? Well, I've played through Borderlands alone, in a group of random online people, with my roommate, and with my friend, and now it's become a bit stale. I'm getting MW2 because by now all the little kids should have moved onto Black Cops, making the game okay.[/QUOTE] Yeah, it's now just the hackers and the elite MLG quickscope fuckers left. I wouldn't do it. There's like a 50% chance you'll get in a hacked server.
[QUOTE=venom;31606194]Yeah, it's now just the hackers and the elite MLG quickscope fuckers left. I wouldn't do it. There's like a 50% chance you'll get in a hacked server.[/QUOTE] I watched some gameplay, it looks piss easy now. I'm playing Xbox if that makes a difference btw.
Wasn't there a higher chance of hacked servers on Xbox then the PS3, you should just save the money for something else.
[QUOTE=Pringles.;31604399]i used to live in japan[/QUOTE] i was born there dual citezenship fuck yyyea
[QUOTE=Kill001;31606777]i was born there dual citezenship fuck yyyea[/QUOTE] dual citizenship :brofist:
[QUOTE=Kill001;31606777]i was born there dual citezenship fuck yyyea[/QUOTE] i was born in thailand
i was born in scotland and i live in scotland
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;31609068]i was born in scotland and i live in scotland[/QUOTE] uk accents are cool
uk = united kingdom scotland itself has many accents england itself has many accents welsh accents sound all the same to me irish sounds all the same to me [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] my favourite english accent being geordie or 19th century cockney londener
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;31610831]uk = united kingdom scotland itself has many accents england itself has many accents welsh accents sound all the same to me irish sounds all the same to me [/QUOTE] aaaaand that's why he said UK and not any one of those.
if he says uk then that means he loves all of them and that means he even loves people from like gurnsey
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;31611105]if he says uk then that means he loves all of them and that means he even loves people from like gurnsey[/QUOTE] People not from the UK don't have grudges against people just for existing in a certain place.
that is because they dont know what they are really like
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;31611398]that is because they dont know what they are really like[/QUOTE] Do you hate people from Jersey? Do you hate French-Canadian truck drivers? Does driving in New York strike you as annoying? etc etc
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;31611398]that is because they dont know what they are really like[/QUOTE] Well...I met a Welsch guy once and I wanted to kick him right in the dick because he was so fucking annoying.
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