• Daily Life V3 - Shit Nobody Cares About Edition
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[QUOTE=Kill001;31897230]so apparantly i cant bring home one of my cuban cigars because US customs are commie hating facists (also my dad wont let me either) goodbye fine communist cigar, you will be missed... :'( [editline]23rd August 2011[/editline] fuck dis ima smoke dat shit[/QUOTE] Just wrap that shit in some laundry, shove it into your big bag and feel like a real ~SmUgGlEr~
[QUOTE=venom;31897573]doesn't the law actually say that if you're a US resident, you're not actually allowed to buy cubans, regardless of where you are?[/QUOTE] wow gay but afaik some stores in us sell cuban cigars i will now call USA: national socialist united worker party states
i dunno airport security usually sucks i accidentally left one of them batteries you aren't allowed to take up onto the plane in my carry on and nobody noticed. not to mention that guy who left a glock in his carry on by accident [url]http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-cetera/man-flies-with-loaded-gun-in-carry-on-laptop-bag-airport-security-missed-it-20101220/[/url] i mean really it's a 40 cal glock if he shot it the whole plane would be vaporized by the explosion tsa needs to pay more attention
[QUOTE=jomt1234;31897616]Just wrap that shit in some laundry, shove it into your big bag and feel like a real ~SmUgGlEr~[/QUOTE] too late already smoked it :v:
[QUOTE=Kill001;31897646]too late already smoked it :v:[/QUOTE] Buy another one! :v:
So I emailed Mainemilitary about my order. I got excited when I saw that the mailman carrying a box, I thought it was mine. So he went to the house next to the one I'm at, and I thought it was mine, so I walked over to check. No one was home, so I thought it would be ok. The box said Salt Lake City, Utah, and I nope.jpg'd and left.
i can pee in your ear
While in Virginia, I stood next to a B-17 as it took off, circled, and landed. [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-allears.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=smallfry;31900370]While in Virginia, I stood next to a B-17 as it took off, circled, and landed. [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-allears.gif[/img][/QUOTE] did you loose your hat
[QUOTE=smallfry;31900370]While in Virginia, I stood next to a B-17 as it took off, circled, and landed. [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-allears.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Such is life in the great state of Virginia. [editline]23rd August 2011[/editline] A fucking earthquake! 5.8 magnitude earthquake, Virginia never gets earthquakes.
[QUOTE=Kill001;31897230]so apparantly i cant bring home one of my cuban cigars because US customs are commie hating facists (also my dad wont let me either) goodbye fine communist cigar, you will be missed... :'( [editline]23rd August 2011[/editline] fuck dis ima smoke dat shit[/QUOTE] that sucks mang, I always get cuban cigars when I go to central America
Holy shit, an earthquake just happened but it was only for 30 seconds. My house just swayed back and forth. Edit: Eat shit jomt
Once while in Amsterdam, their TSA took away my water bottle, but put the 4 knives, 2 lighters, pair of brass knuckles and pipe back in my carry on and let me on the plane...
Metal Man, where do you live? Cause same here. It shook up my pizza rolls in the microwave.
[QUOTE=felix the cat;31901406]Once while in Amsterdam, their TSA took away my water bottle, but put the 4 knives, 2 lighters, pair of brass knuckles and pipe back in my carry on and let me on the plane...[/QUOTE] what for some reason i really doubt this
[QUOTE=venom;31901598]what for some reason i really doubt this[/QUOTE] I saw once a case where they took away someone's water bottle but let them keep matches in their carry on.
Yep, felt dat earthquake here. No idea when the S-waves are gonna hit though, they arent THAT slow. Supposedly the epicenter was in the middle of fucking farmland near Richmond, VA, and people felt it all the way up to Massachusetts, and all the way down to S.C.
[QUOTE=Kman1;31901456]Metal Man, where do you live? Cause same here. It shook up my pizza rolls in the microwave.[/QUOTE] PA
Yup, I just felt it, and I thought it was a C-130 flying low, (has happened before). [editline]23rd August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=metal man;31901797]PA[/QUOTE] Holy balls, I'm in Norfolk and it was crazy.
[QUOTE=Kman1;31900895]Such is life in the great state of Virginia. [editline]23rd August 2011[/editline] A fucking earthquake! 5.8 magnitude earthquake, Virginia never gets earthquakes.[/QUOTE] [quote]Genuine λnomalous Lemon: 5.8 magnitude earthquake in Virginia Genuine λnomalous Lemon: Whitehouse was evacuated Genuine λnomalous Lemon: I think...things go on that they don't tell us about. Genuine λnomalous Lemon: i.e. there's probably bombings that happen all the time and get covered up or ignored. Genuine λnomalous Lemon: That's not even the same state. Why did everyone leave the white house. Genuine λnomalous Lemon is now Away. Genuine λnomalous Lemon is now Online. Genuine λnomalous Lemon is now Away.[/quote] this guy knows his stuff
PASGT came, luckily they shipped an XXL, as my head is large.
[QUOTE=iFail;31897645]i dunno airport security usually sucks i accidentally left one of them batteries you aren't allowed to take up onto the plane in my carry on and nobody noticed. not to mention that guy who left a glock in his carry on by accident [url]http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-cetera/man-flies-with-loaded-gun-in-carry-on-laptop-bag-airport-security-missed-it-20101220/[/url] i mean really it's a 40 cal glock if he shot it the whole plane would be vaporized by the explosion tsa needs to pay more attention[/QUOTE] sorry meant to hit reply but my internet cut off and looks like I rated you dumb :v: my mum managed to bring a banana from asia through airport security once :v: [editline]23rd August 2011[/editline] also im now in houstounne texxaas but leaving for laws angaeless in an hour
Today, I've learned FP has done more with their academic lives than I'll ever do. :smith:
dat usp compact all the airport security have [editline]23rd August 2011[/editline] all the airport security guys here are cool meanwhile commiefornia security staff are all unhappy with their lives or something
Venom you were right. PASGT+Desert Locusts=Sex
[QUOTE=Kman1;31904223]Venom you were right. PASGT+Desert Locusts=Sex[/QUOTE] lol, i told you what all of a sudden made you realize this?
I got the PASGT.
Anyways, last night i had a FUCKED dream, well, 3 rather. thrid one was one taep would have, but i'll get to that later. So my first dream was this badass mix of Stalker and Fallout 3, which isnt surprising considering i've been playing Fallout 3 non-stop recently, but the first dream isnt important. Its the last 2. So basically the gist of what i remember is that sometime in the near future i take some trip to Vietnam or something, and the'res a full-flown rebellion at the time, and government forces mistake us for Rebels and start shooting at us. Well, the company i was with WERE Rebels, and they hand me an AK 47 and then before i start shooting i get into a heated argument about how this was an AK 47, not an AKS 47U, but anyways, we fend off the government assholes, then i meet this other girl who was taking a trip to Vietnam and we fall in love and some shit and when i wake up my first thought was: "Wait, I dont remember being taep." So yeah.
I had a dream last night where the sun was dead and the only lights that existed were flashlights. There was this cat that had its legs broken and was slithering like a snake that was going around eating everybody. After a while I was the only person left in town, so I went to the library. It hunted me down and stuff, then it cornered me in the Religious section. It started talking to me with a voice similar to Voldemort explaining how it was God and since I was the final survivor, I got to be Jesus in the Next Coming. I think I may have formed a new religion in my dream.
[QUOTE=cardfan212;31905293]I had a dream last night where the sun was dead and the only lights that existed were flashlights. There was this cat that had its legs broken and was slithering like a snake that was going around eating everybody. After a while I was the only person left in town, so I went to the library. It hunted me down and stuff, then it cornered me in the Religious section. It started talking to me with a voice similar to Voldemort explaining how it was God and since I was the final survivor, I got to be Jesus in the Next Coming. I think I may have formed a new religion in my dream.[/QUOTE] Can I be your first Slytherin disciple? :v:
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