Russian man injects semen into egg, incubates it and something comes out of it - General

Also the Homunculus thing is a thing from alchemy, so definitely bullshit. Still it's some pretty cool bullshit. [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus[/url] Reminds me of when /x/ was good.

This shit cant be real right

[QUOTE=psychofox67;49857164]This shit cant be real right[/QUOTE] You scrolled past the answer.

Makes me wonder if one would inject blood into an already fertilized egg.. would the blood resources make a difference in the chick's development?

[QUOTE=Episode;49857173]You scrolled past the answer.[/QUOTE] I was to freaked out to see if it was fake

Remember that the working definition of a "species" is pretty much "can produce offspring with others of its kind, cannot make babies with other species". If the ability to violate that rule by jizzing into a petri dish was within reach of the average idiot on YouTube, science would've figured it out by now, because I'm pretty sure, somewhere, sometime, a scientist has jizzed into or onto nearly any compound found in a lab, even the reactive metals. It's just inevitable that someone would sneak a wank in the lab and do a bit of "experimentation" with the results. Given infinite time, infinite male scientists in infinite science labs...

[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;49857231]Remember that the working definition of a "species" is pretty much "can produce offspring with others of its kind, cannot make babies with other species". If the ability to violate that rule by jizzing into a petri dish was within reach of the average idiot on YouTube, science would've figured it out by now, because I'm pretty sure, somewhere, sometime, a scientist has jizzed into or onto nearly any compound found in a lab, even the reactive metals. It's just inevitable that someone would sneak a wank in the lab and do a bit of "experimentation" with the results. Given infinite time, infinite male scientists in infinite science labs...[/QUOTE] I can just see it now scientists jizzing on everything within shot-range, trying to see what happens

The [I][B]Блят![/B][/I] made me laugh really hard for some reason.

[QUOTE=gudman;49857035]It's human fucking semen[/QUOTE] Is there any other kind...? :v:

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;49857303]Is there any other kind...? :v:[/QUOTE] horse fucking semen, bull fucking semen, dog fucking semen, etc.

[QUOTE=Lyokanthrope;49857300]The [I][B]Блят![/B][/I] made me laugh really hard for some reason.[/QUOTE] *SMACK*

[QUOTE=butre;49857336]horse fucking semen, bull fucking semen, dog fucking semen, etc.[/QUOTE] If the results for creating lifeforms were possible with chicken eggs and human semen, imagine what horse semen would make. [img]https://nypdecider.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/baby-eraserhead.gif?w=500[/img]

That was really creepy tbh.

lmao love how he goes BLYAT and fucking smashed the thing when it spat on him

What did he smash it with? A Russian bible or something?

Okay, in another video he pretty much defused the science of physics on an example of mixing tea with your spoon. After watching some of his other videos, I haven't laughed in a good while. This is comedy gold material. Epic troll by this guy.

[QUOTE=Tetsmega;49857448]What did he smash it with? A Russian bible or something?[/QUOTE] The collective works of Karl Marx probably

[QUOTE=Tetsmega;49857448]What did he smash it with? A Russian bible or something?[/QUOTE] A Russian-Chinese dictionary

ahh sweet i didnt need this video in my life but its invaded it all the same

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;49857303]Is there any other kind...? :v:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=butre;49857336]horse fucking semen, bull fucking semen, dog fucking semen, etc.[/QUOTE] Ah shit, I set up a joke for someone else. Oh well. [editline]3rd March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Araknid;49857512]A Russian-Chinese dictionary[/QUOTE] Soon enough, if conspiracy theorists are to be believed, it will in fact be our new Bible.

damn...

I alt tabbed for a sec and when I heard him say БЛЯДЬ I tabbed back just when he hit the fucking book on the table. Made me jump a bit because I wasn't expecting it.

Pretty cool effects

Lost my shit at "БЛЯДЬ" and the book.

We're in need of [URL="https://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainDisillusion"]CaptainDisillusion[/URL] to take a look at this.

[QUOTE=PelPix123;49858261]it's animated using a pin puppet warp and stop motion[/QUOTE] They don't have that technology in Russia yet, stop trying to pull the wool over our eyes. You will not control the people we have seen the truth. Free Palestine

so it's established that this is fake but i'm still curious as to what 'causes' him to smash the clay slug thing. it just looks at him lmao

[QUOTE=geogzm;49858268]so it's established that this is fake but i'm still curious as to what 'causes' him to smash the clay slug thing. it just looks at him lmao[/QUOTE] it spat on him.

Yeah, that's not how sperm works but entertaining nonetheless