• How do i make a spicy onion dip?
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These guys are overcomplicating everything. Get an onion, and a few spices/chillies. Take your fist. Slam your fist into the onions and spices until nothing is left but a spicy, bloody pulp. Enjoy.
Heres the ingredient list: [IMG]http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/lookaroundyou/series1/images/periodic_table.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;20115263]OK. So... combine all this in a bowl? [editline]06:44PM[/editline] Fuck how do we make a bowl without a bowl[/QUOTE] We just need to double the bowl making ingredients. So our list goes: Onion Seeds Spice Clay x2 Oxygen x2 Gravel x2 Decomposing Organic Material x2 Tree Seeds x2 Time x2 Metal Engine Components x2 Plastic Case x2 Fuel x2 Oil x2 And then we mix all that in another bowl...oh fuck. Perhaps we should kneed them into a dough or something.
[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;20116554]We just need to double the bowl making ingredients. So our list goes: Onion Seeds Spice Clay x2 Oxygen x2 Gravel x2 Decomposing Organic Material x2 Tree Seeds x2 Time x2 Metal Engine Components x2 Plastic Case x2 Fuel x2 Oil x2 And then we mix all that in another bowl...oh fuck. Perhaps we should kneed them into a dough or something.[/QUOTE] I think we can conclude that onion dip is impossible to make. Sorry OP.
[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;20116554]We just need to double the bowl making ingredients. So our list goes: Onion Seeds Spice Clay x2 Oxygen x2 Gravel x2 Decomposing Organic Material x2 Tree Seeds x2 Time x2 Metal Engine Components x2 Plastic Case x2 Fuel x2 Oil x2 And then we mix all that in another bowl...oh fuck. Perhaps we should kneed them into a dough or something.[/QUOTE] How about we call it a day and just eat it all raw?
-snip- Screw it, just go to your friends house and leech bowl.
[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;20116554]We just need to double the bowl making ingredients. So our list goes: Onion Seeds Spice Clay x2 Oxygen x2 Gravel x2 Decomposing Organic Material x2 Tree Seeds x2 Time x2 Metal Engine Components x2 Plastic Case x2 Fuel x2 Oil x2 And then we mix all that in another bowl...oh fuck. Perhaps we should kneed them into a dough or something.[/QUOTE] How do you expect to make anything without water? You already have x2 oxygen, so I'll just add some hydrogen and when you mix it together you'll get water. So our list goes: Onion Seeds Spice Clay x2 Oxygen x2 Hydrogen x4 Gravel x2 Decomposing Organic Material x2 Tree Seeds x2 Time x2 Metal Engine Components x2 Plastic Case x2 Fuel x2 Oil x2
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like, greek yoghurt squashed garlic and salt and pepper
I'll redirect you to [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=646113]this[/url] thread
1. Go to super market. 2. Buy/steal spicy onion dip. If there is no spicy onion dip in the super market of your choice: 3. Commit suicide.
[QUOTE=RELAXiN;20116355]Heres the ingredient list: [IMG]http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/lookaroundyou/series1/images/periodic_table.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Avatar fits.
Get some capsaicin extract and put it on the food. You might want to pre-dial the emergency services if you do this though.
why don't you simple buy it from the shop. or does it have to be homemade ?
Put an unpeeled onion in a bowl and pour tabasco sauce on it.
[QUOTE=Radroach95;20112214]How do i make a quick and spicy and easy to make onion dip. Facepunch, start pouring in recipes. I need them for a superbowl after party.[/QUOTE] Buy it in a store, DUH.
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;20115161]but how do we get wood[/QUOTE] [img]http://s2.hubimg.com/u/25525_f520.jpg[/img] (yeah I know, I just googled hot lady, I'm so original.)
You ask a simple question and Facepunch makes it really complicated.
What you have to do is get an onion, big bowl, salsa, tobasco. Chop the onion into rods and put them in the bowl then get salsa (make sure it is a thin salsa, very liquidy) stir it around for a bit until all onions are covered then add a [b]little[/b] drop of tobasco sauce and stir it around until you feel it is spread about enough. Voila, a spicy onion dip.
You guys forgot we need to harvest Oxygen as well for our spicy onion dip. Oxygen in the form of O2 (which is what we need in this case) is produced from water by cyanobacteria, algae and plants during photosynthesis and is used in cellular respiration for all complex life. And fire. I'd like to remind you, OP, to thank our fellow wingman Carl Wilhelm Scheele because oxygen was independently discovered by him in Uppsala, 1773. If he didn't exist you wouldn't be about to make the most delicious dip ever.
[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;20116554]We just need to double the bowl making ingredients. So our list goes: Onion Seeds Spice Clay x2 Oxygen x2 Gravel x2 Decomposing Organic Material x2 Tree Seeds x2 Time x2 Metal Engine Components x2 Plastic Case x2 Fuel x2 Oil x2 And then we mix all that in another bowl...oh fuck. Perhaps we should kneed them into a dough or something.[/QUOTE] Ok so we get Onion seeds from a onion but where do we get the onion from. Spice I think we needs certain plants for those so what seeds do we need so we can harvest the seeds from the plant. How do we get clay. We need to smash some rocks with a hammer to make gravel. We need a shovel for the decomposing organic material. We shall harvest tree seeds from other trees. I shall get more time from a clock. We shall get metal engine components from a car. We can use a milk jug for a plastic case. We need to make fuel. We need to mine oil as well. Making onion dip is really hard
[QUOTE=KillerTele;20115250]Oh man I love you guys![/QUOTE] i wuv wue to!
This thread is going down in history, congratulations.
[QUOTE=Radroach95;20112286]First result. HOW DO I MAKE ONION DIP FOR INDIAN DINER[/QUOTE] now the first result is this thread, nice
Get some spice, Throw it in a little dip, and drop an onion in there.
[QUOTE=MR-X;20112261][url]http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+i+make+spicy+onion+dip[/url][/QUOTE] This thread is the second result, so I'm going to guess the internet is full of answers..
[QUOTE=orbitrek;20137762]This thread is the second result, so I'm going to guess the internet is full of answers..[/QUOTE] Trust us. Spicy onion dip is a hoax [editline]02:22AM[/editline] There's no way around the bowl paradox
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