This story makes my eyes and brain ooze out of my nostrils. - General

ENTIRE STORY by chapter: Chapter 1 - 15: LIFE; be it a fucked up, perfect for a teen drama one.

I wonder if anyone will actually take the time to retype this like an educated person instead of some retard with an IQ of 50.

[QUOTE=DiscoBiscut;17143796]I'm sorry but I can't read past the second paragraph.[/QUOTE] lol you are funny

A++ would struggle again

I stopped shortly after she got raped, I'll wait for the movie... I wish John Hughes was still alive.

Didn't read, don't want to see my IQ drop AGAIN in the next IQ test I'll have to do

Okay, here's what I read: Chapter 1: Hello, my name is Macy G.J. (Generic Jailbait) Parker, and this isn't the story it looks like. I'm just fucking with you, it is. And here is my boring-ass side of it: It started in my Freshmen year at high school, and I was ecstatic about it. I had friends, I was the most popular girl, I had the perfect, most trustworthy, boyfriend, and life was great. I wondered to myself "How the fuck will shit turn sour THIS time." Well, I was halfway through my mental masturbatory session when my friend, who can't get a fucking clue, Amanda, walked up and said "Hey, wait up." even though she was standing right-the-fuck next to me. We conversed in the most stereotypical way, I agreed to go to a party, and got a ride home with my totally not-a-douchebag boyfriend. Chapter 2: I went inside and saw my mom blowing a guy. She was pretty much done though, so when she saw me, she stood up and wiped away the cum. She said "Hey honey, how was your day at Generic High School?" "Just great. But I have an inquiry." I said. "Yes you can." my mom replied. "What?" "Yeah, I know what you're gonna ask, I have a clue; unlike your friend Amanda." "Oka-" "But I have one prerequisite: you must complete your homework." she said. "Okay, okay." So I went upstairs and finished my Quantum Physics homework in like 5 minutes. So I started getting ready. I showered, fingered myself, then started dressing. I put my hair up, put on my leggings; you know, the ones that show off my toned legs. (Blowing guys is a workout.) Then I put on the miniskirt over that, put on my strapless top, the one that makes my flatchestedness that much more noticeable. I painted my toenail. (Yeah, I only have one, gotta problem?) Then I got in my red (well, more of a maroon) convertible (Actually, I stole it; it's my moms boyfriend's.) and drove to the party. When I arrived, the house was shaking. Either that, or I was high. Okay, I was high. But I saw my friends so I went to have my second stereotypical conversation today. (I was going for the record.) I was wondering where my boyfriend was though, but I didn't want to ask Amanda. So I tried to ask Casey, my unpopular friend, but that didn't turn out well, so I asked Amanda. "He said that if you ask, for me to tell you he's going to get some punch." she replied. So I went to the punchbowl, but he wasn't there. I asked the girl standing near it, and she said he'd gone into a room. She added that it'd be a great idea if I just barged right in. So I did. And you will probably be able to guess what happens next, but I fucking love suspense; its just like fucking heroin. Chapter 3: I saw Vince, and Mandy, this girl I've hated since I was nine, because her mom let her get plastic surgery. I shut the door, but really slowly, because I didn't want to intrude. I ran out of the house, jumped into my (mom's boyfriend's) convertible and sped off to my house. I kinda crashed it on the way though, so I had to walk the last block. Then when I got to my house, I noticed my mom wasn't home, but I didn't care, she was probably at work. I ran up the stairs and threw myself onto my bed. I came. Then I cried and went to sleep after IM'ing my friends the answers to the Q.P. homework. (Actually, I got the correct answers from them. Who knew 2 + 2 = 4? (God I'm so fucking dumb.) Chapter 4: The next morning I awoke to find a new message on the answering machine. (I forgot they fucking existed.) I came and cried at the same time. It was awesome. Answering machine: I'm sorry, but last night while your mom was at work, she slipped on the lube, tripped, and fell on a guys erect penis. But it was a razor sharp penis and your mom was instantly killed. There will be a social worker at your house in two days to transport you to your dads'. He will have a sidearm, but do not be alarmed; he has that for your protection. When he says 'flash', you MUST reply 'thunder'. Once again, sorry for your loss. Good day. I ran up to my room and packed. I found a suspiciously placed razor, so I decided to cut myself. It felt good. I came outta my arms. I turned around and saw Vince. We eye-fucked; you know, locked eyes and fucked. Anyways, then we conversed. Afterwards, I told him to get the fuck outta my house. Then I fell asleep. I woke up the next day to the doorbell ringing. I hurried up, got dressed, fucked myself with the razor, came through my arms again, then put the razor away and left. On the ride to my dad's, I had the most fucked up, this-will-never-happen-and-is-totally-not-going-to-come-true-EVER-and-shit dream. And now I'm gonna take some suspense again. Chapter 5: I saw the most beautiful house EVER. (You thought I was gonna tell you about the dream. Fuck you.) I went on rambling about how my dad's a dick, but then I realised; my dad was the social worker. I'm fucking with ya. My dream: There was this road, and this wimpy bitch of a emo was coming towards me, and he started talking (Fuck it, you don't want to hear about this.) Chapter 6: Its been five months since the move and my step-sister and I decided to go to the mall. We changed our looks. She went emo, I went emo. Then we went to the saloon (Yep, we're Emo Cowboys, bitch.) "Macy, get your fine-ass down here before I come up there and fuck it." called my step-brother. "You're going to fuck it either way." I replied. "True." he said. so I went downstairs and he got anal. Then we got in the car and went to school, I saw something, it was-. (Do you think I'd ACTUALLY tell you all that in one chapter? You must be taking some of my fucking suspense. In which case, What The Fuck.) Chapter 7: It was the wimpy bitch from the dream. I walked into the school though, because I didn't want to be seen with his wimpy-ass. So I decided to go into my first class. When I entered, I gave my slip to the teacher. She told me to sit by the Wimpy Bitch. I was like What The Fuck. And guess what? He fucking wrote me a note. The Note: "Hey." "Umm... Hey." "So you're new here? My name is Alex W.B. Rapist." "Oh, that is just fan-fucking-tastic. Bitch." "Okay. Hey, want me to show you around the school, and maybe the town?" "Are you going to rape me?" "No." "Then no." Then the bell rang in a timely manner. I put my stuff in a random locker. (I don't know where they are or when the fuck I'll find them, if I do.) After class, Alex came up behind me and grabbed my ass. It felt good, but then he apoligized. I lost my boner. So he showed me around the school and city. Chapter 8: I'm halfway through my Sophmore year and me and Alex haven't fucked. I feel like shit because of it. I want to give anal BADLY. But not to my step-brother; he gets tired quickly, and I think Alex could go at least 4 minutes. That'd be sweet. But he has a girlfriend, and she probably has AIDS. But I don't care at this point. I've been eyeing this tree on the school grounds, and it had a branch I could get anal from, that'd be cool with me. It was time for lunch, so I blew the football team while they ate subs. That filled me up. But then this blonde-boy-bitch tripped me. It was cool though, because afterwards, we made out. After school, that boy came up and we conversed. He told me that his name was actually Cameron, but that he didn't mind if I called him blonde-boy-bitch. We agreed to have dinner and skate. I asked if we'd fuck, but he said no, so that was kinda shit. But I may give him a blowjob for old-times' sake. Chapter 9: I ran into my house and up the flight of stairs into my bedroom. Bella came in. We scissored. Then she helped me get ready. Afterwards we BOTH came through our wrists. And then Cameron was there to pick me up. We went to the woods and skated on this frozen lake and ate dinner. Then I gave him a blowjob. After that awesomeness, we packed up and got back into his car. We were on our way home, that's when all the shit got better. Chapter 10: On the way home Cameron kept running his hand up my leg and getting really close to my vagina. I wish he'd get it over with... I pulled his hand closer "Fuck me." I said. He replied "But I'm asian!" So I had to finger myself in his lap. But half-way through Cameron's dick finally started up. So he got my out in the middle of the road and we got shit started. But he forgot the ass was in back so I just got missionary fucked. It was weird, but whatever. Then I tried to get him to doggy style me, but right as that started, Alex had to pull his dick out his ass and show up. I don't know how the fuck he found me. It was bullshit. Then Cameron and Alex began battling with their dicks. Cameron's was long and pencil-like, and Alex's was short but fat. I wish I had popcorn. That would've been SWEET. Anyways, Alex got me up and then I realised; I had no clothes on. I wanted to jump on Alex and fuck him, but then I thought: What if Alex admits he's gay? Anyways, I didn't do that, but i couldn't find my clothes. So I took every opprotunity to bend over and show off my ass while looking. Then I finally found my bra and thong. (Victoria's Secret for the win.) Then we embarked Alex's car and drove in the dark for a while. Then we stopped on this unfirmiliar road. "We're here" said Alex. "Cool, wanna fuck?" "No." Chapter 11: "Whoa" I finished. We were at my cousin Maribel's. We went inside. I thought to myself "I wonder if me and Maribel will scissor." But then Alex revealed the sidearm he had had concealed. As we entered, Alex went in with gun in hand. Once we were inside, we heard a noise. Then something moved. Alex shot at it like a dumbass. Come to find out, it was Maribel. So as she laid there, dead, I tried to scissor her. (Yeah, I'm a necrophiliac, got a problem? I mean you wouldn't know how hot Maribel was. Imagine Jessica Biel with Megan Fox.) Anyways, afterwards, me and Alex FINALLY fucked. But it was shit, he couldn't get hard if someone shoved a rod down his dick. So think marshmallow fucked. Afterwards, I fell asleep in a sea of cum. Chapter 12: I awoke to find Alex gone. I thought "That bitch, fuck 'em and leave 'em, I should've known." I decided "I got a great fucking idea; walk my fine-ass out to the tree house and finger myself there, because it'd be like a full fourteen feet off the ground. But when I got up there, Alex "Marshmallow Dick" Rapist was waiting." "Hey, I'm moving someplace far away that you'll never be able to go to but I'll come back when I grow a dick." he said. "And where would that be, Timbuktoo?" I inquired. "Yeah, actually." "Okay, see ya." "But I love you!" "I said: SEE YA MARSHMALLOW-DICK!" "Ok, bye." Chapter 14: I fell asleep again in my own cum. When I woke up, Bella was there. We made out then got down out of the tree house and I stole some of Maribel's clothes. We went home, but when we got there, these two emo bitches were waiting. "What the hell do you want?" I asked. They replied "Nothing, just chillin' and smokin' a bitch like ourselves do." "You guys are alright..." I said. I returned to my room, where I got pregnant.Then Bella came in and said "Hey, do you remember how you told us that Alex was moving to Timbuk-whogivesashit?" "Yeah." "Well we're moving too." "Where to?" "I don't fucking know, but I think Canada." "Why?" "Why not, bitch?" "Okay, I'll get packing." Chapter 15: While packing, all I could think about was "What if alex comes back with a Dimitri Mendelev-sized dick and I'm not here?" I was then three months pregnant. We left the next day. I slept the entire way there. When we arrived, I had an idea. I'll go out and walk around in an unfamiliar part of town where there are no rapists within miles. Well these two guys were following me the entire way. I finally turned down an alley. When the men followed, I turned around and asked them "Why are you guys following me?" "Umm, hi, I'm Adam and this is Jarome. We were wondering if you wanted to fuck." "Sure, I'd love to." So they fucked my brains out. Literally. I went out in STYLE.

[QUOTE=double117;17148232]Okay, here's what I read: Chapter 1: Hello, my name is Macy G.J. (Generic Jailbait) Parker, and this isn't the story it looks like. I'm just fucking with you, it is. And here is my boring-ass side of it: It started in my Freshmen year at high school, and I was ecstatic about it. I had friends, I was the most popular girl, I had the perfect, most trustworthy, boyfriend, and life was great. I wondered to myself "How the fuck will shit turn sour THIS time." Well, I was halfway through my mental masturbatory session when my friend, who can't get a fucking clue, Amanda, walked up and said "Hey, wait up." even though she was standing right-the-fuck next to me. We conversed in the most stereotypical way, I agreed to go to a party, and got a ride home with my totally not-a-douchebag boyfriend. Chapter 2: I went inside and saw my mom blowing a guy. She was pretty much done though, so when she saw me, she stood up and wiped away the cum. She said "Hey honey, how was your day at Generic High School?" "Just great. But I have an inquiry." I said. "Yes you can." my mom replied. "What?" "Yeah, I know what you're gonna ask, I have a clue; unlike your friend Amanda." "Oka-" "But I have one prerequisite: you must complete your homework." she said. "Okay, okay." So I went upstairs and finished my Quantum Physics homework in like 5 minutes. So I started getting ready. I showered, fingered myself, then started dressing. I put my hair up, put on my leggings; you know, the ones that show off my toned legs. (Blowing guys is a workout.) Then I put on the miniskirt over that, put on my strapless top, the one that makes my flatchestedness that much more noticeable. I painted my toenail. (Yeah, I only have one, gotta problem?) Then I got in my red (well, more of a maroon) convertible (Actually, I stole it; it's my moms boyfriend's.) and drove to the party. When I arrived, the house was shaking. Either that, or I was high. Okay, I was high. But I saw my friends so I went to have my second stereotypical conversation today. (I was going for the record.) I was wondering where my boyfriend was though, but I didn't want to ask Amanda. So I tried to ask Casey, my unpopular friend, but that didn't turn out well, so I asked Amanda. "He said that if you ask, for me to tell you he's going to get some punch." she replied. So I went to the punchbowl, but he wasn't there. I asked the girl standing near it, and she said he'd gone into a room. She added that it'd be a great idea if I just barged right in. So I did. And you will probably be able to guess what happens next, but I fucking love suspense; its just like fucking heroin.[/QUOTE] Go on, I like this story better.

Beats Twilight by miles.

[QUOTE=!LORD M!;17148709]Beats Twilight by miles.[/QUOTE] It's plot is better.

I became unhappy when I saw that a single chapter was as long as a paragraph.

[QUOTE=double117;17148232]Okay, here's what I read: Chapter 1: Hello, my name is Macy G.J. (Generic Jailbait) Parker, and this isn't the story it looks like. I'm just fucking with you, it is. And here is my boring-ass side of it: It started in my Freshmen year at high school, and I was ecstatic about it. I had friends, I was the most popular girl, I had the perfect, most trustworthy, boyfriend, and life was great. I wondered to myself "How the fuck will shit turn sour THIS time." Well, I was halfway through my mental masturbatory session when my friend, who can't get a fucking clue, Amanda, walked up and said "Hey, wait up." even though she was standing right-the-fuck next to me. We conversed in the most stereotypical way, I agreed to go to a party, and got a ride home with my totally not-a-douchebag boyfriend. Chapter 2: I went inside and saw my mom blowing a guy. She was pretty much done though, so when she saw me, she stood up and wiped away the cum. She said "Hey honey, how was your day at Generic High School?" "Just great. But I have an inquiry." I said. "Yes you can." my mom replied. "What?" "Yeah, I know what you're gonna ask, I have a clue; unlike your friend Amanda." "Oka-" "But I have one prerequisite: you must complete your homework." she said. "Okay, okay." So I went upstairs and finished my Quantum Physics homework in like 5 minutes. So I started getting ready. I showered, fingered myself, then started dressing. I put my hair up, put on my leggings; you know, the ones that show off my toned legs. (Blowing guys is a workout.) Then I put on the miniskirt over that, put on my strapless top, the one that makes my flatchestedness that much more noticeable. I painted my toenail. (Yeah, I only have one, gotta problem?) Then I got in my red (well, more of a maroon) convertible (Actually, I stole it; it's my moms boyfriend's.) and drove to the party. When I arrived, the house was shaking. Either that, or I was high. Okay, I was high. But I saw my friends so I went to have my second stereotypical conversation today. (I was going for the record.) I was wondering where my boyfriend was though, but I didn't want to ask Amanda. So I tried to ask Casey, my unpopular friend, but that didn't turn out well, so I asked Amanda. "He said that if you ask, for me to tell you he's going to get some punch." she replied. So I went to the punchbowl, but he wasn't there. I asked the girl standing near it, and she said he'd gone into a room. She added that it'd be a great idea if I just barged right in. So I did. And you will probably be able to guess what happens next, but I fucking love suspense; its just like fucking heroin. Chapter 3: I saw Vince, and Mandy, this girl I've hated since I was nine, because her mom let her get plastic surgery. I shut the door, but really slowly, because I didn't want to intrude. I ran out of the house, jumped into my (mom's boyfriend's) convertible and sped off to my house. I kinda crashed it on the way though, so I had to walk the last block. Then when I got to my house, I noticed my mom wasn't home, but I didn't care, she was probably at work. I ran up the stairs and threw myself onto my bed. I came. Then I cried and went to sleep after IM'ing my friends the answers to the Q.P. homework. (Actually, I got the correct answers from them. Who knew 2 + 2 = 4? (God I'm so fucking dumb.) Chapter 4: The next morning I awoke to find a new message on the answering machine. (I forgot they fucking existed.) I came and cried at the same time. It was awesome. Answering machine: I'm sorry, but last night while your mom was at work, she slipped on the lube, tripped, and fell on a guys erect penis. But it was a razor sharp penis and your mom was instantly killed. There will be a social worker at your house in two days to transport you to your dads'. He will have a sidearm, but do not be alarmed; he has that for your protection. When he says 'flash', you MUST reply 'thunder'. Once again, sorry for your loss. Good day. I ran up to my room and packed. I found a suspiciously placed razor, so I decided to cut myself. It felt good. I came outta my arms. I turned around and saw Vince. We eye-fucked; you know, locked eyes and fucked. Anyways, then we conversed. Afterwards, I told him to get the fuck outta my house. Then I fell asleep. I woke up the next day to the doorbell ringing. I hurried up, got dressed, fucked myself with the razor, came through my arms again, then put the razor away and left. On the ride to my dad's, I had the most fucked up, this-will-never-happen-and-is-totally-not-going-to-come-true-EVER-and-shit dream. And now I'm gonna take some suspense again.[/QUOTE] Very nice. At least I can actually read this one.

It swaps between first and second person?

I think it tries to show how bad her life is, via an "Imagine [x] happened"

Oh Christ Almighty what is this- [editline]09:20PM[/editline] [QUOTE=ButtsexV17;17143853]Fuck what, as soon as I loaded the page, Firefox crashed.[/QUOTE] Firefox couldn't handle the sheer Epic Failure/Win of it.

Tee el dee arr

It's almost as bad as [url=http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm]My Immortal[/url]... Who can forget such wonderful characters as Dumbledork, Loopin and McGoggles?

[QUOTE=Takato;17150099]It's almost as bad as [url=http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm]My Immortal[/url]... Who can forget such wonderful characters as Dumbledork, Loopin and McGoggles?[/QUOTE] Last time I read that I passed out in a few chapters and when I woke up I was in the mall with a gun in my hand without any clothes on and all these kids were standing around me crying.

Sweet jesus it's walls upon walls of baby dribble without punctuation, I can feel my brain collapsing now. What the shit. It goes from a retarded constant conversation with no way of telling who's saying what to the 'writer' (Shit spewer) telling you roughly what you're doing because suddenly you're this em- :crying: My miiiiiind! :crying:

Did...did I just read some spell to make my brain hurt? Seriously, what the fuck is that? [B]EDIT:[/B] Why does it go from her referring to the character as 'I', and then referring her as 'You'?

Because she is a probably a mental patient. Just a guess though...

I think it would be funnier if the sex parts where in like full detail with huge words but nothing else was.. if this is a troll, anyway.

lol chapter 15 rape

:siren:LOL:siren: Cheif tiger is narrating it for me on our clan ventrilo. It's funny as hell.

Whoa, what the fuck?

Chapters: 15 Periods: 1

I actually read all of the non-translated version. What has been seen... cannot be un-seen.

This looks like if somebody was stuck only with letters part of keyboard missing anything other. [editline]10:14AM[/editline] Is she using "You" instead of "I"? I am highly confused. [editline]10:15AM[/editline] Who find's the single period in whole thing without cheating deserves a medal. [editline]10:16AM[/editline] As it seems, "u" is most used letter in english [editline]10:21AM[/editline] Can somebody who had the balls read the whole thing to summarize what it was about? I read to half of second paragraph and I fear that I will get [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexia_(disorder)]Alexia[/url] if I proceed.

wat th fuck dd i jsut red

The period takes place in the begginning of chapter 7. it was the guy from ur dream but he didnt see u so u just walked into the school thinking theres no way that could be him its not possible so u just walked to ur first class and he was in it u walked in to give ur slip to the teacher class we have a knew student today her name is macy paker please make her feel welcome macy u may take a seat by mr.<------ sanders alex please raise ur hand and the guy that raised his hand was the guy from my dream so i took my seat and he started a note note: hey umm hi so u new here my name is alex as u already know umm maybe i could show u around the school and after maybe the town umm that sound great thanks np Not even the end of a sentence...