This story makes my eyes and brain ooze out of my nostrils. - General

Deserves an award for "Best Story Ever". [editline]11:51PM[/editline] Or, more accurately: "Best Sentence Ever"

[QUOTE=DiscoBiscut;17143796]I'm sorry but I can't read past the second paragraph.[/QUOTE] I coudn't get past the first sentance! [editline]05:27PM[/editline] Wait!

Oh god...oh...ughh... I'm guessing this is stephenie meyers first work?

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;17156845]Deserves an award for "Best Story Ever". [editline]11:51PM[/editline] Or, more accurately: "Best Sentence Ever"[/QUOTE] It doesn't start with capital letter nor end with period, so it isn't even single sentence. More like "Best bunch of random words ever".

[QUOTE=double117;17148232]Okay, here's what I read: -Epic Version- I went out in STYLE.[/QUOTE] This owns on so many levels.

Thanks I could help bro lol. I see stories like this all the time on MySpace and thought I'd show one to Cheif.

Before reading: :keke: Mid way: :geno: After: [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/pwn.gif[/img]

Using control F, you notice there is only ONE period in that wall of text, and that said period is for mr. somethings name

Someone needs to turn on the hot smartness tap up in here.

[QUOTE=Adbor;17142895]I Ctrl+F'd for periods and it found [b]ONE[/b].[/QUOTE] I can't stand living after watching her...do whatever the fuck she just did to the English language. I quit life. :smithicide:

[img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/suicide.gif[/img_thumb] Seriously, what the hell did I just read?

"jeff took u to ur room and u put all ur stuff in ur room and then u found ur razor u started crying becuz i made u think of ur mom so u cutt a couple of time then got ready for dinner" Makes it look like cutting yourself doesn't hurt :rolleyes:

I nnr espektd ths mch popyouleirety! thehncs gaiys mei bran is fred. :(

Haha am I the only one who read it out-loud very quickly with no emotion? Its hilarious.

[QUOTE=trey_awsome;17164667]Haha am I the only one who read it out-loud very quickly with no emotion?[/QUOTE] Yes.

I read the whole fucking thing for a shit ending that made no scence

Omg diz is the best stories of ever to be in creativeness.

This kids, is why you stay behind your computer. It's safe here...

[QUOTE=killerbanjo;17165975]I read the whole fucking thing for a shit ending that made no scence[/QUOTE] Good lord it's contagious

my brain hurts so bad :'\

Wyh is htrealmos thre raep senses in teh entirw stoery?

Why does she start out in first person and then immediately switch to second person, like she's talking to herself? [editline]04:41PM[/editline] And jesus christ, how many times does she run away from a situation crying? [editline]04:42PM[/editline] What a little bitch.

I'm able to figure out ancient aztec glyphs... but what I just attemp to read can't be understood or comprehended! So I ask... What the FUCK was that!?!? /caps

Her mum died in a car crash!? :ohdear:

No, her mom actualy commited suicide because her daughter is fucking mentally retarded!!!

I undastond it maek senss it dos

[QUOTE=Joxalot;17167157]No, her mom actualy commited suicide because her daughter is fucking mentally retarded!!![/QUOTE] Actually. The mother asked the daughter what she wanted for dinner one day. Her daughter replied, the sounds that came out instead of real words were so retarded, that the mother combusted on the spot. The author is now facing murder and arson charges.

[QUOTE=double117;17142206]I think she means jugular vein.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure she means the inferior epigastric artery.

[QUOTE=Strider_07;17168498]Pretty sure she means the inferior epigastric artery.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure she means the cock.

[QUOTE=DiscoBiscut;17143796]I'm sorry but I can't read past the second paragraph.[/QUOTE] Paragraph?