[QUOTE=acds;26975693]Ok.
GTX 480, Q9550, 6GB DDR3 RAM, 10 FPS after a few seconds. Nearly as bad as GTA IV. Nearly.[/QUOTE]
GTA IV is pretty well optimized...
[QUOTE=SgtMethane;26975849]GTA IV is pretty well optimized...[/QUOTE]
No it isn't.
I like this game :q:.
[QUOTE=Coffee;26975598]Well in 4 hours I'm going to that girls house.
:dance:[/QUOTE]
Turns out shes a man. And you're the one passing out tonight.
Just kidding, have fun.
Oh god, I left it on auto mode, left tab and went to the bathroom, came back and she wan't sucking, turned off auto and moved her away, a load of cum fell out of her mouth on to her tits.
[QUOTE=Lust;26960538]If you pinch your left thumb you can take it down all the way as long as it isn't too big.
But this game is physically impossible, it'd just hit the back of your throat and stop like, halfway down that ginormous cock. :([/QUOTE]
Guess you've never had a girl deep throat you and/or have a small dick.
uh my pc's worse than some of yours and it runs creamy smooth for me
[QUOTE=Coffee;26975967]No it isn't.[/QUOTE]
Yeah it is.
[QUOTE=geogzm;26979077]uh my pc's worse than some of yours and it runs creamy smooth for me[/QUOTE]
Oh I'm sure it does run creamy smooth. :smug:
this was the [B]BEST[/B] fap i've ever had
the fact you can make her black out is awesome as fuck!
[B]but imho it would be better if she throwed up and was crying, like really heavy sobbing..[/B]
also needs more people
that sounded WAY better in my head
[QUOTE=Shotgunz;26969122]There just needs to be a legit sex version of this where you can choose the sex position, camera angle, and stuff like that. Similar to this.
Maybe 3d, anyone?[/QUOTE]
3d sex villa? :v:
When you hear the title of the game in your head annouced by the annoucer of the Super Meat Boy, you can never unhear it.
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;26982435]this was the [B]BEST[/B] fap i've ever had
the fact you can make her black out is awesome as fuck!
[B]but imho it would be better if she throwed up and was crying, like really heavy sobbing..[/B]
also needs more people
that sounded WAY better in my head[/QUOTE]
uh
[QUOTE=Tetracycline;26985008]uh[/QUOTE]
don't worry, i only wrote that because i was pageking
it was for the shock factor
:ninja:
Hmm... Intriguing
Well.
After showing this game to a girl and she thought I was serious, I ended up going to her house for an hour. She sat me down on her bed, she took off her black dressing gown to reveal spiderman pyjamas.
She unzipped my pants and pull them around my ankles, she then took off my underpants in a similar fashion and glanced at my bulging erect penis.
She reached out and grabbed it. She said: "Are you ready?" with a smile on her face.
"Yeah." I said.
So she started to gently rub her hand up and down. She then move her head down and licked my japseye. She gently moved her lips around the bell and delicately began to nod her head up and down while still moving her hand up and down in a similar fashion.
She began to get further down and more of my penis became more and more moist with her saliva. Then she was beginning to deep throat me. I was enjoying it. After a while I told her that I was going to cum.
As I was starting to ejaculate, she pulled my penis out of her mouth and aimed it at her nose. Because of this I ended up getting some in her nose, and the rest in her right eye. She grabbed me and we then made out for about 4 minutes.
After that, she stopped, said "That was an awesome experience, did you enjoy it?" I replied yes of course, She kissed me on the lips and said "you can go now" with a smile on her face. I said goodbye gave her a hug and then I walked home.
It was awesome.
:dance:
So Facepunch, if you want a girl to give you a blowjob, send her this game.
You crazy SOB :v:
[QUOTE=Coffee;26985136][B]blowjob transcript[/B][/QUOTE]
normally, because it's the internet i would not belive you.
but.. i don't know.. it sounds real, congratz
You shot in and at her nose and in her eye and then you made out for 4 minutes?
Just asking.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;26985248]You shot in and at her nose and in her eye and then you made out for 4 minutes?
Just asking.[/QUOTE]
then they kissed
[B]ON THE LIPS[/B]
you sick bastard..
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;26985248]You shot in and at her nose and in her eye and then you made out for 4 minutes?
Just asking.[/QUOTE]
She was in control of my penis.
[QUOTE=Coffee;26985310]She was in control of my penis.[/QUOTE]
It's ok man. Was just curious.
Also congrats, forgot to say that in my first post.
I just told this my dad.
He's proud.
[QUOTE=Coffee;26985310]She was in control of my penis.[/QUOTE]
i lol'd
[QUOTE=Coffee;26985384]I just told this my dad.
He's proud.[/QUOTE]
Son, I am not dissapoint.
See if you can return the favor.
First step would be texting her saying how awesome it was for you, and that you can't stop thinking about it. Preferably just before she falls asleep.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;26985491]See if you can return the favor.
First step would be texting her saying how awesome it was for you, and that you can't stop thinking about it. Preferably just before she falls asleep.[/QUOTE]
I'll do that.
[QUOTE=Coffee;26985136]Well.
... So Facepunch, if you want a girl to give you a blowjob, send her this game.[/QUOTE]
And thus, the last females associated to facepunchers were forever gone, as the naive facepunchers let the link spread throughout their female friend-circle. Merry christmas!
Btw, I sent it to a girl. Eagerly awaiting response.
Well.
The girl who gave me a blow job said that we can have sex in a months time when her parents go on holiday, thus leaving her home alone.
Can I nominate Super Deep Throat for GOTY?
[editline]27th December 2010[/editline]
Shit.
I need to get hold of some condoms.
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