i jammed my cock in her throat until she blacked out, and then she started to wake up but i didnt like that so i jizzed her eyes closed and now i can pretend shes dead
[QUOTE=Coffee;26987675]Well.
The girl who gave me a blow job said that we can have sex in a months time when her parents go on holiday, thus leaving her home alone.
Can I nominate Super Deep Throat for GOTY?
[editline]27th December 2010[/editline]
Shit.
I need to get hold of some condoms.[/QUOTE]
Have your dad hook you up?
[QUOTE=Coffee;26985136]Well.
After showing this game to a girl and she thought I was serious, I ended up going to her house for an hour. She sat me down on her bed, she took off her black dressing gown to reveal spiderman pyjamas.
She unzipped my pants and pull them around my ankles, she then took off my underpants in a similar fashion and glanced at my bulging erect penis.
She reached out and grabbed it. She said: "Are you ready?" with a smile on her face.
"Yeah." I said.
So she started to gently rub her hand up and down. She then move her head down and licked my japseye. She gently moved her lips around the bell and delicately began to nod her head up and down while still moving her hand up and down in a similar fashion.
She began to get further down and more of my penis became more and more moist with her saliva. Then she was beginning to deep throat me. I was enjoying it. After a while I told her that I was going to cum.
As I was starting to ejaculate, she pulled my penis out of her mouth and aimed it at her nose. Because of this I ended up getting some in her nose, and the rest in her right eye. She grabbed me and we then made out for about 4 minutes.
After that, she stopped, said "That was an awesome experience, did you enjoy it?" I replied yes of course, She kissed me on the lips and said "you can go now" with a smile on her face. I said goodbye gave her a hug and then I walked home.
It was awesome.
:dance:
So Facepunch, if you want a girl to give you a blowjob, send her this game.[/QUOTE]
Well.
After showing this game to a girl and she thought I was serious, I ended up going to jail for a few days. The police sat me down on the bench, they took off my handcuffs to reveal red marks on my wrists.
They unzipped my jumpsuit and pulled the door open, they then took off name from the computer in a similar fashion from the movies as I glanced at the female cops huge tits.
She reached out and slapped me. She said: "I am a woman of the force" with a smirk on her face.
"sorry." I said.
So they started to let me go but my car was jammed. I warmed my hands by rubbing them up and down. The police then came out and asked if I needed help. They gently moved my car keys around the slot and delicately began to turn the key left and right while still moving the car handle up and down in a similar fashion.
They began to get further into the car and more of my door opened from the ice melting, it became more and more moist with the movement of the metal. Then they were beginning to open the door. I was watching it. After a while I told them that I was going to finish it up.
As I was starting to open the door, they pulled my pipe out of my backpack and aimed it at the head officer. They became aware of this and I ended up getting some talks, and the rest was jistory. They grabbed me and asked if they could search my car. This went on for about 4 minutes.
After that, they stopped, said "That looks like marijuana in the backseat, did you know you had marijuana?" I replied "yes of course, I have bad joints and it helps me on the walks" and they said "you can go back inside" with an upset look on there face. I said "oh shit" took a run for it and then I tried running home.
It was terrible.
:smug:
So Facepunch, if you want a girl to give you a blowjob, don't send her this game. You will get arrested for criminal charges, posed as a pedophile, spend the night in jail, lose your job, get charged for possession of marijuana, get tazored for running away from enforcement, and then sent to prison.
[QUOTE=Coffee;26987675]Well.
The girl who gave me a blow job said that we can have sex in a months time when her parents go on holiday, thus leaving her home alone.
Can I nominate Super Deep Throat for GOTY?
[editline]27th December 2010[/editline]
Shit.
I need to get hold of some condoms.[/QUOTE]
congrats your the first 10er known to get past second base
[QUOTE=Death Giver;26989105]congrats your the first facepuncher known to get past second base[/QUOTE]
fixed
Coffee that girl must've been a hella slut to just blow you from a slight suggestion.
Post pics :q:
[editline]27th December 2010[/editline]
Of her. And you.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;26989555]
Post pics :q:
Of her and a part you.[/QUOTE]
fixed
Please tell me there is more like this.
[QUOTE=Applecrap;26991136]Please tell me there is more like this.[/QUOTE]
Well there's Final Fellatio and a Spiderman knock off of that but nothing as good as this, although I guess the Zone flashes come pretty close.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;26991167]Well there's Final Fellatio and a Spiderman knock off of that but nothing as good as this, although I guess the Zone flashes come pretty close.[/QUOTE]
Final Fellatio came out first I believe and then a shit load of SPAM RIPOFFS arrived afterward.
Which ruins it for me because I've seen this shit before and now no long care....back to my music.
Definitely Game Of The Year
[QUOTE=Coffee;26985136]Well.
After showing this game to a girl and she thought I was serious, I ended up going to her house for an hour. She sat me down on her bed, she took off her black dressing gown to reveal spiderman pyjamas.
She unzipped my pants and pull them around my ankles, she then took off my underpants in a similar fashion and glanced at my bulging erect penis.
She reached out and grabbed it. She said: "Are you ready?" with a smile on her face.
"Yeah." I said.
So she started to gently rub her hand up and down. She then move her head down and licked my japseye. She gently moved her lips around the bell and delicately began to nod her head up and down while still moving her hand up and down in a similar fashion.
She began to get further down and more of my penis became more and more moist with her saliva. Then she was beginning to deep throat me. I was enjoying it. After a while I told her that I was going to cum.
As I was starting to ejaculate, she pulled my penis out of her mouth and aimed it at her nose. Because of this I ended up getting some in her nose, and the rest in her right eye. She grabbed me and we then made out for about 4 minutes.
After that, she stopped, said "That was an awesome experience, did you enjoy it?" I replied yes of course, She kissed me on the lips and said "you can go now" with a smile on her face. I said goodbye gave her a hug and then I walked home.
It was awesome.
:dance:
So Facepunch, if you want a girl to give you a blowjob, send her this game.[/QUOTE]
And then you woke up
[QUOTE=Coffee;26985136]Well.
After showing this game to a girl and she thought I was serious, I ended up going to her house for an hour. She sat me down on her bed, she took off her black dressing gown to reveal spiderman pyjamas.[/QUOTE]
So your telling us that this Flash game won you a blowjob.
[img_thumb]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/3664/trodak109a.jpg[/img_thumb]
To the person that made this game.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;26991167]Well there's Final Fellatio and a Spiderman knock off of that but nothing as good as this, although I guess the Zone flashes come pretty close.[/QUOTE]
Yeah some of Zone's stuff is pretty high quality.
Not that I would know or anything though.
[QUOTE=Coffee;26987675]Well.
The girl who gave me a blow job said that we can have sex in a months time when her parents go on holiday, thus leaving her home alone.
Can I nominate Super Deep Throat for GOTY?
[editline]27th December 2010[/editline]
Shit.
I need to get hold of some condoms.[/QUOTE]
Pics of said girl please
[QUOTE=Coffee;26985136]Well.
After showing this game to a girl and she thought I was serious, I ended up going to her house for an hour. She sat me down on her bed, she took off her black dressing gown to reveal spiderman pyjamas.
She unzipped my pants and pull them around my ankles, she then took off my underpants in a similar fashion and glanced at my bulging erect penis.
She reached out and grabbed it. She said: "Are you ready?" with a smile on her face.
"Yeah." I said.
So she started to gently rub her hand up and down. She then move her head down and licked my japseye. She gently moved her lips around the bell and delicately began to nod her head up and down while still moving her hand up and down in a similar fashion.
She began to get further down and more of my penis became more and more moist with her saliva. Then she was beginning to deep throat me. I was enjoying it. After a while I told her that I was going to cum.
As I was starting to ejaculate, she pulled my penis out of her mouth and aimed it at her nose. Because of this I ended up getting some in her nose, and the rest in her right eye. She grabbed me and we then made out for about 4 minutes.
After that, she stopped, said "That was an awesome experience, did you enjoy it?" I replied yes of course, She kissed me on the lips and said "you can go now" with a smile on her face. I said goodbye gave her a hug and then I walked home.
It was awesome.
:dance:
So Facepunch, if you want a girl to give you a blowjob, send her this game.[/QUOTE]
Did she black out?
next to happy wheels, this is the greatest thing i've played on the internet!
[QUOTE=Meeps;26993536]i cant get her to black out[/QUOTE]
Get her to the farthest point and keep clicking/holding space. Her eyes will eventually begin to roll.
[QUOTE=Meeps;26993536]i cant get her to black out[/QUOTE]
your penis is too small
why does it turn me on... i don't like this but apparenlty my cock does.
Damn game wont load.
Is the site down..
[editline]27th December 2010[/editline]
I want to play
is there any mirror!?
You're right, the site is down.
How do I jizz in the game? Lolol
[QUOTE=marco900;26994024]How do I jizz in the game? Lolol[/QUOTE]
Press A and don't do anything else.
[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;26992216][img_thumb]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/3664/trodak109a.jpg[/img_thumb]
To the person that made this game.[/QUOTE]
is that.....a bronze trophy?!?!?!?!!! He deserves the Golden Groscar (grammy/oscar)
