This shit should be on steam.
[TW] Spycrabz has been playing Super Deep Throat: 1200h
Lol btw there's a similar one called meet and fuck games
:v:
[QUOTE=Shotgunz;26969122]There just needs to be a legit sex version of this where you can choose the sex position, camera angle, and stuff like that. Similar to this.
Maybe 3d, anyone?[/QUOTE]you know that there are sex games out there right?
[QUOTE=Coffee;26985136]Well.
After showing this game to a girl and she thought I was serious, I ended up going to her house for an hour. She sat me down on her bed, she took off her black dressing gown to reveal spiderman pyjamas.
She unzipped my pants and pull them around my ankles, she then took off my underpants in a similar fashion and glanced at my bulging erect penis.
She reached out and grabbed it. She said: "Are you ready?" with a smile on her face.
"Yeah." I said.
So she started to gently rub her hand up and down. She then move her head down and licked my japseye. She gently moved her lips around the bell and delicately began to nod her head up and down while still moving her hand up and down in a similar fashion.
She began to get further down and more of my penis became more and more moist with her saliva. Then she was beginning to deep throat me. I was enjoying it. After a while I told her that I was going to cum.
As I was starting to ejaculate, she pulled my penis out of her mouth and aimed it at her nose. Because of this I ended up getting some in her nose, and the rest in her right eye. She grabbed me and we then made out for about 4 minutes.
After that, she stopped, said "That was an awesome experience, did you enjoy it?" I replied yes of course, She kissed me on the lips and said "you can go now" with a smile on her face. I said goodbye gave her a hug and then I walked home.
It was awesome.
:dance:
So Facepunch, if you want a girl to give you a blowjob, send her this game.[/QUOTE]
So much win.
[QUOTE=Death Giver;26989105]congrats your not the first facepuncher known to pretend to have got past second base[/QUOTE]
Fixfix
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;26994803]This shit should be on steam.
[TW] Spycrabz has been playing Super Deep Throat: 1200h[/QUOTE]
Would it have achievements?
At first I was like: :quagmire: but as soon as I saw I could switch to characters like Princess Peach and Misty I was immediately: :hawaaaafap: !
[QUOTE=Coffee;26985136]Well.
After showing this game to a girl and she thought I was serious, I ended up going to her house for an hour. She sat me down on her bed, she took off her black dressing gown to reveal spiderman pyjamas.
She unzipped my pants and pull them around my ankles, she then took off my underpants in a similar fashion and glanced at my bulging erect penis.
She reached out and grabbed it. She said: "Are you ready?" with a smile on her face.
"Yeah." I said.
So she started to gently rub her hand up and down. She then move her head down and licked my japseye. She gently moved her lips around the bell and delicately began to nod her head up and down while still moving her hand up and down in a similar fashion.
She began to get further down and more of my penis became more and more moist with her saliva. Then she was beginning to deep throat me. I was enjoying it. After a while I told her that I was going to cum.
As I was starting to ejaculate, she pulled my penis out of her mouth and aimed it at her nose. Because of this I ended up getting some in her nose, and the rest in her right eye. She grabbed me and we then made out for about 4 minutes.
After that, she stopped, said "That was an awesome experience, did you enjoy it?" I replied yes of course, She kissed me on the lips and said "you can go now" with a smile on her face. I said goodbye gave her a hug and then I walked home.
It was awesome.
:dance:
So Facepunch, if you want a girl to give you a blowjob, send her this game.[/QUOTE]
Hah, I expected a detailed description from the start when you first asked us what to do.
[QUOTE=Coffee;26985136]Well.
After showing this game to a girl and she thought I was serious, I ended up going to her house for an hour. She sat me down on her bed, she took off her black dressing gown to reveal spiderman pyjamas.
She unzipped my pants and pull them around my ankles, she then took off my underpants in a similar fashion and glanced at my bulging erect penis.
She reached out and grabbed it. She said: "Are you ready?" with a smile on her face.
"Yeah." I said.
So she started to gently rub her hand up and down. She then move her head down and licked my japseye. She gently moved her lips around the bell and delicately began to nod her head up and down while still moving her hand up and down in a similar fashion.
She began to get further down and more of my penis became more and more moist with her saliva. Then she was beginning to deep throat me. I was enjoying it. After a while I told her that I was going to cum.
As I was starting to ejaculate, she pulled my penis out of her mouth and aimed it at her nose. Because of this I ended up getting some in her nose, and the rest in her right eye. She grabbed me and we then made out for about 4 minutes.
After that, she stopped, said "That was an awesome experience, did you enjoy it?" I replied yes of course, She kissed me on the lips and said "you can go now" with a smile on her face. I said goodbye gave her a hug and then I walked home.
It was awesome.
:dance:
So Facepunch, if you want a girl to give you a blowjob, send her this game.[/QUOTE]
i never believe a sex/experience story on fp
sorry but no
related: [img]http://www.heahea.org/img/1176/As_soon_as_she_touched_my_dick.jpg[/img]
needs an ipod and android app.
I want this on my DS
[editline]27th December 2010[/editline]
so bad
The only fun part is choking her till she blacks out.
How 2 shot cum, she only gets spit everywhere
[QUOTE=Coffee;26999465]Would it have achievements?[/QUOTE]
Not by a Long Shot: Cum outside of the screen boundaries
[QUOTE=FalcoLombardi;26971771]I like how this game is less optimized than ARMA 2 and Crysis.
[editline]26th December 2010[/editline]
Like 15 FPS if you explode a fuckton in her face.[/QUOTE]
It's jizz physics in flash, what did you expect?
Note to self: If I ever open a porn-game studio, track down and hire this guy.
We need multiplayer support... No homo
Oh god I was wondering when thread like this would pop up, it was on /v/ for like a week
i wished she cry more
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;27012065]i wished she cry more[/QUOTE]
avatar fits my reaction reading your message
[QUOTE=ProgramFiles;27012438]avatar fits my reaction reading your message[/QUOTE]
Avatar is what I had open at this very moment
I took the liberty of fixing it for you
[quote]
Two days after showing this game to a girl and she thought I was serious, I ended up going to her house for an hour. She sat me down on her bed, she took off her black dressing gown to reveal spiderman pyjamas.
How wonderful it was, she unzipped my pants and pull them around my ankles, she then took off my underpants in a similar fashion and glanced at my bulging erect penis.
Ecstatic with joy, she reached out and grabbed it. She said: "Are you ready?" with a smile on her face, "yeah." I said.
Gently she started to gently rub her hand up and down. She then move her head down and licked my japseye. She gently moved her lips around the bell and delicately began to nod her head up and down while still moving her hand up and down in a similar fashion.
All of it was happening so fast, she began to get further down and more of my penis became more and more moist with her saliva. Then she was beginning to deep throat me. I was enjoying it. After a while I told her that I was going to cum.
Magnificently I was starting to ejaculate, she pulled my penis out of her mouth and aimed it at her nose. Because of this I ended up getting some in her nose, and the rest in her right eye. She grabbed me and we then made out for about 4 minutes.
Easefully, she stopped, said "That was an awesome experience, did you enjoy it?" I replied yes of course, She kissed me on the lips and said "Read the first letter of every paragraph" with a smile on her face. I said goodbye gave her a hug and then I walked home confused.
[/quote]
5 minute job
The game meme is old and dead.
So is boxxy
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;27018521]So is boxxy[/QUOTE]
So is "All Your Base Is Belong To Us", the pirate vs. ninja debate, "Over 9000", ending every sentence with "desu", "you forgot Poland" and rickrolling.
You know what those all have in common? Being irrelevant to this conversation.
I wonder if she dies after awhile...
[QUOTE=gman003-main;27018610]So is "All Your Base Is Belong To Us", the pirate vs. ninja debate, "Over 9000", ending every sentence with "desu", "you forgot Poland" and rickrolling.
You know what those all have in common? Being irrelevant to this conversation.[/QUOTE]
I was more referring to chirno having an erection over boxxy but you know whatever
[QUOTE=gman003-main;27018610]So is "All Your Base Is Belong To Us", the pirate vs. ninja debate, "Over 9000", ending every sentence with "desu", "you forgot Poland" and rickrolling.
You know what those all have in common? Being irrelevant to this conversation.[/QUOTE]
own
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;27018795]I was more referring to chirno having an erection over boxxy but you know whatever[/QUOTE]
Oh man, I posted in some Boxxy threads causing some nerds to rage, I clearly get sexually aroused by her. You're pretty good at this posting thing.
thanks <3
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