Move to a country that isn't obsessed with war so much.
Lol another fake TheSpy thread. At least Wallid knew how to make a funny story.
Play Arma 2.
Replace fear with boredom.
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Arma 2 is still one of my favorite games, guys. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=TheSpy;26718151] Kim Jong Un
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what
[QUOTE=Domokun;26722618]Lol another fake TheSpy thread. At least Wallid knew how to make a funny story.[/QUOTE]
Fake? Im serious.
Play gears of war for 14 hours straight.
[img]http://gearsofwaraddicts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gears-of-war-2-achievement-banning-499x277.jpg[/img]
That should help.
Take the fight to the enemy. Find a gun and get out there, soldier.
Grow a pair.
Why does this guy keep posting stupid threads.
He's only giving a terrible name for himself.
don't be mexican
Why do you always make threads that bring attention to you and your poor horrible life?
Dude, it wont happen.
Play FPS Games. You will then LOVE warfare.
Watch Saving private Ryan
Just the beginning
I'd say join the Army but we don't really want emotionally unstable people training with weapons.
Go to the Alamo memorial. I promise to re-enact it for you, but I also promise to win.
Sorry we dont got any burritos, only tacos.
go to boot camp
enlist in the marines/airforce etc
not joking.
What country is OP in?
[QUOTE=TheSpy;26718279]Im 15[/QUOTE]
Here is your problem.
Play first person shooters; become desensitized to violence/blood/war.
At least you're not obsessed with it like 75% of CoD playing 12 year olds.
[QUOTE=Sykez;26721576]Wait are you serious? I can't tell if you're lying.[/QUOTE]
Let's torture him to find out.
[QUOTE=Xyzzy;26718363]Yeah, the chance that whatever country you're in will be taken over by any country ([I]especially North Korea.[/i] They have the power but they're vastly outnumbered. Even China's pissed off at them) in today's political climate is less likely than [B]accidentally killing yourself by tripping off the sidewalk.[/B][/QUOTE]
Great, now you've made him fear that too.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;26718151]This fear also makes me loose girlfriends like crazy. I image them being shot by invaders. Which makes begin to ignore her and walk away.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck are you talking about?
:psyduck:
Relax bro, I know how you're feeling I have the same thoughts but buddy, it's not a phobia, it's the truth. You know your country will eventually be invaded and you will lose all your family and you'll be conscripted into an awful biological war, you'll be alone and left with nothing.
But that's cool man, we know the future, we must grow some balls to face it like true men and kill ourselves. I hope to have helped you buddy :cheers:
[QUOTE=TheSpy;26718222]Pussy? Im afraid of becoming a slave. And then dying. Think of your loved ones.[/QUOTE]
You're a pussy, you're loved ones are pussies, and you'll all be fucked by pissed of cats like the pussies you are.
Pussy.
OP is 8 and has just watched a movie about best korea
Calm down Dick it's just warfare :D
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