• Guys... Help me with my fear of warfare
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Get an AK-47.
Masturbate more.
Enjoy your life untill it happens. IF it happens anyway...
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If you stay being scared of war then I will start a war.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;26718151]I have a serious fear of war. I fear that my parents will die. That ill become a refugee. And then dying. This fear also makes me loose girlfriends like crazy. I image them being shot by invaders. Which makes begin to ignore her and walk away. And thanks to Homefront now i fear that ill live a life as a slave working for Kim Jong Un. This fear is really destroying my social life and chances with a GF. Please help FP[/QUOTE] What the hell do you have to worry about? You have over 3 million Marines, Navy, Airforce, and Army soldiers ready to be the first kid on their block to get a confirmed kill. My brother in arms and myself will do the fighting. You just chill and watch us kick some communist and taliban ass on FOX or CNN.
It's pussies like you who would end up being some of the first slaves for Kim Jong Un. Grow a pair and man up. Real men know that war is horrible. But it brings out the best and worse out of men. And it's good to redraw the lines every once in while, see who will be the victors and the inheritors of the earth.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;26718151]I have a serious fear of war. I fear that my parents will die. That ill become a refugee. And then dying. This fear also makes me loose girlfriends like crazy. I image them being shot by invaders. Which makes begin to ignore her and walk away. And thanks to Homefront now i fear that ill live a life as a slave working for Kim Jong Un. This fear is really destroying my social life and chances with a GF. Please help FP[/QUOTE] Funny thing, I fear that if I were to be dating a girl, she would be turned into a mutant or a zombie and I had to shoot her or learn to live with a girl with blades for arms or something of the sort, or a half cyborg half human girl. Wait what? That's freaky...
Shit thread
Deal with it. There is no war out there *yet* and until there is, enjoy yourself. Also- buy a gun. Makes you feel more... secure.
[QUOTE=dass;26780515]Funny thing, I fear that if I were to be dating a girl, she would be turned into a mutant or a zombie and I had to shoot her or learn to live with a girl with blades for arms or something of the sort, or a half cyborg half human girl. Wait what? That's freaky...[/QUOTE] You're scaring me. I mean, what if a stray military jet from Portugal lost in the sky over Scotland during a training mission and crashed into my house. Even worse what if the resulting fireball killed my entire family but left me crippled and disfigured to the point where nobody knew who I was and mistook me for a criminal and threw me in prison for the rest of my life? This is serious, I'm really fucking worried now.
Buy a gun
you are retarded
Play CoD Modern Warfare 2. Get guns. Defend self accordingly when the time comes.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;26718151]I have a serious fear of war. I fear that my parents will die. That ill become a refugee. And then dying. This fear also makes me loose girlfriends like crazy. I image them being shot by invaders. Which makes begin to ignore her and walk away. And thanks to Homefront now i fear that ill live a life as a slave working for Kim Jong Un. This fear is really destroying my social life and chances with a GF. Please help FP[/QUOTE] [editline]25th December 2010[/editline] How can any human being fear war? Sorry but we are savage in nature, war shows our true colors, and if you didn't notice, it shows how indigious we are and how we can learn and adapt to things, eventually war will be waged for only the most serious of matters and not bullshit lies such as iraq and afghanistan, but i salute all people who fight for freedom, not just america, but freedom for every human beeing on this entire goddammed planet.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;26718151]I have a serious fear of war. I fear that my parents will die. That ill become a refugee. And then dying. This fear also makes me loose girlfriends like crazy. I image them being shot by invaders. Which makes begin to ignore her and walk away. And thanks to Homefront now i fear that ill live a life as a slave working for Kim Jong Un. This fear is really destroying my social life and chances with a GF. Please help FP[/QUOTE] Bro, join the Army.
why isnt the spy ban on sight like wallid
[QUOTE=TheSpy;26718151]I have a serious fear of war. I fear that my parents will die. That ill become a refugee. And then dying. This fear also makes me loose girlfriends like crazy. I image them being shot by invaders. Which makes begin to ignore her and walk away. And thanks to Homefront now i fear that ill live a life as a slave working for Kim Jong Un. This fear is really destroying my social life and chances with a GF. Please help FP[/QUOTE] get a fucking job, grow a pair of balls at your age i was almost a father to a child, imagine how scary that would have been
Stop making shit like this up, asshole
[QUOTE=RiotashumaV2;26725942]Play FPS Games. You will then LOVE warfare.[/QUOTE] This
You're a civilian, you're 15, and you've probably never even fired a weapon nor live near anywhere where you could be possibly attacked. It would be one thing if you lived in south korea or Israel, but you don't. I'm a goddamn marine and if anything I should fear that shit because I'd be right in it, but I don't.
Play the Halo It's like the same thing
[QUOTE=Hiccuper;26718757]That's not good enough, show me your WAR face![/QUOTE] [img]http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/ne-yo.jpg[/img]
to be honest i fired a semiautomatic m4 once it was loud but exhilarating
[QUOTE=AlienFanatic;26960640]to be honest i fired a semiautomatic m4 once it was loud but exhilarating[/QUOTE] That's because firearms radiate masculinity and power. EDIT: I recommend OP reads some Tom Clancy novels, starting with [U]Without Remorse[/U].
Oh shit someone is afraid of war someone call the president. [editline]25th December 2010[/editline] Even if this thread is shit I want to make a serious statement, if you're not afraid of war when war is threatening you, you're probably a psycho.
[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;26959233]You're a civilian, you're 15, and you've probably never even fired a weapon nor live near anywhere where you could be possibly attacked. It would be one thing if you lived in south korea or Israel, but you don't. I'm a goddamn marine and if anything I should fear that shit because I'd be right in it, but I don't.[/QUOTE] That's like going up to someone with arachnophobia and saying "I'm a god damn entomologist get over it" Everyone in this thread is retarded and doesn't understand what irrational fears are
This is what happens when scare mongering works on people. That or its a fantastic troll.
Do weed
Join the Military.
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