[QUOTE=R3mix;19225552]I third this motion[/QUOTE]
I fourth this also, it needs to be seen.
You're in love with garry
[QUOTE=Snakess;19225569]I fourth this also, it needs to be seen.[/QUOTE]
I fifth
Never say yes. It is the only way to survive.
Sounds like a nice little gaym you were supposedly in.
you didn't get a hard on by being strapped down by garry did you?
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;19225922]you didn't get a hard on by being strapped down by garry did you?[/QUOTE]
Well, now that I think about it...
Interesting...
:geno:
I had a nightmare about FP a once. I posted something shitty and I got permabanned.
I woke up sweating waterfalls.
[quote=okeydokeyman;19224808][b]hey mods, i'm not sure if this belongs in general discussion. I couldn't think of anywhere else. If it belongs elsewhere, my apologies. :love: [/b]
so last night, i had a dream.
Garry was trying to make this sort of virtual reality game, that involved injecting a syringe of nanobots into your bloodstream, that tricked your brain into thinking it was in a game. [highlight]so yes, in essence, it was a form of drug.[/highlight]
anyway, i, for some strange reason, volunteered to let garry test it upon me.
[b]mistake.[/b]
you know how people say you can't feel pain when you're dreaming? [b]bullshit,[/b] garry laid me down on a table, strapped me down, and injected me with his big mighty syringe. The pain that followed was incomprehensible. I was writhing. It was all in my mind, yet i felt every sensation of it.
Garry howled with laughter as i screamed bloody murder, and at length, i woke up. I could still feel the pain for a second before i realized i was awake, and it went away.
So from now on, i'll refer to garry as [b]garry krueger[/b]. Lolgetit?[/quote]
[quote=okeydokeyman;19224808][b]
[b]mistake.[/b]
you know how people say you can't feel pain when you're dreaming? [b]bullshit,[/b] garry laid me down on a table, strapped me down, and injected me with his big mighty syringe. The pain that followed was incomprehensible. I was writhing. It was all in my mind, yet i felt every sensation of it.
[/quote]
[quote=okeydokeyman;19224808][b]
garry laid me down on a table, strapped me down, and injected me with his big mighty syringe.
[/quote]
[quote=okeydokeyman;19224808][b]
strapped me down, and injected me with his big mighty syringe.
[/quote]
lolgetit?
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Shit, no all caps.
Yeah you can feel pain in dreams, I did and it hurt so bad!
sounds like bubba gave him a visit
Garry is an incubus, obviously. He crept into your room and seduced you while you were sleeping.
[editline]11:44PM[/editline]
enjoy shitting out his demon-spawn babies.
lol
[quote=OP]The pain that followed was incomprehensible. I was writhing. It was all in my mind, yet i felt every sensation of it.
Garry howled with laughter as i screamed bloody murder[/quote]
This just makes the thought even more humorous.
haha i wonder what garry is thinking when he reads stuff like this!
[QUOTE=Okeydokeyman;19224808][b]Hey mods, I'm not sure if this belongs in general discussion. I couldn't think of anywhere else. If it belongs elsewhere, my apologies. :love: [/b]
So last night, I had a dream.
Garry was trying to make this sort of virtual reality game, that involved injecting a syringe of nanobots into your bloodstream, that tricked your brain into thinking it was in a game. [highlight]So yes, in essence, it was a form of drug.[/highlight]
Anyway, I, for some strange reason, volunteered to let Garry test it upon me.
[b]MISTAKE.[/b]
You know how people say you can't feel pain when you're dreaming? [b]BULLSHIT,[/b] Garry laid me down on a table, strapped me down, and injected me with his big mighty syringe. The pain that followed was incomprehensible. I was writhing. It was all in my mind, yet I felt every sensation of it.
Garry howled with laughter as I screamed bloody murder, and at length, I woke up. I could still feel the pain for a second before I realized I was awake, and it went away.
So from now on, I'll refer to Garry as [b]Garry Krueger[/b]. LOLGETIT?[/QUOTE]
Pain in dreams? You should see a doctor or something, that can't be good.
[QUOTE=VikCreamCake;19227492]Pain in dreams? You should see a doctor or something, that can't be good.[/QUOTE]
It's not physical pain, it's mental pain that feels real.
...Or the pain of Garry penetrating my ass according to Facepunch.
This is message, clearly you need to get up off your chair and see if your bottom works, just in case you've been sitting on your ass staring at a screen for too long.
Seriously, what the fuck.
[QUOTE=PyromanDan;19224901]I suppose youve seen a shitty movie named Gamer?[/QUOTE]
But it had Gerard Butler and Michael C. Hall :[
You have a thing for BDSM, I bet $20 on it.
Oh god.
Goddamnit Garry, I told you you should have used my Ming-Bog-Ray.
Garry = Dr. Mengele?
[QUOTE=VikCreamCake;19227492]Pain in dreams? You should see a doctor or something, that can't be good.[/QUOTE]
It's all imaginary, but it feels quite real when you are experiencing it, then when you wake up you realize that it felt different from real pain (because it wasn't real).
The pain isn't real, because if the pain was real and so powerful, you'd wake up (but it feels quite real as long as you are in the dream).
This is just like the time I posted dragon porn on art section
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;19229251]This is just like the time I posted dragon porn on art section[/QUOTE]
what have you done.
Garry hasn't posted yet because this actually happened. He's now fleeing the country and is moving to the northern part of Russia.
I haven't laughed this much at a thread in a long time.
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