A Bird Stole My Powerade - General

Can't someone on this thread go "and my gf stole my heart lol" already? ...I wanna hand out some boxes...

The store is out of Powerade! NOW WHAT WILL I DRINK?

[QUOTE=Juggernog;21346943]The store is out of Powerade! NOW WHAT WILL I DRINK?[/QUOTE] Dr Pepper is pretty much the best drink out there.

[QUOTE=Juggernog;21346943]The store is out of Powerade! NOW WHAT WILL I DRINK?[/QUOTE] The blood of that bird. It tastes like powerade, and revenge.

Sacrifice 60 virgins to the gods and you will receive adequate payback.

reminds me of the time i was in Swaziland and monkeys stole my breakfast. [editline]11:59AM[/editline] except that my story is way better

powerade tastes like shit water why would a bird want it

I've got a Dr. Pepper now, I closed the door so it will fly into it this time around. Sabotage :smug:

[QUOTE=d3450;21344581]A monkey once stole my water bottle.[/QUOTE] A monkey once stole my ice-cream. Then he opened it and tried to eat it but he was holding it in the wrong end so his hands got cold and he dropped it. I laughed like hell until I realized it was my ice-cream. Then I started crying.

[QUOTE=El_Ludovich;21347854]A monkey once stole my ice-cream. Then he opened it and tried to eat it but he was holding it in the wrong end so his hands got cold and he dropped it. I laughed like hell until I realized it was my ice-cream. Then I started crying.[/QUOTE] I laughed at the first bit, but then I rated you heart because you started crying.

Hahahaha, this thread is soo funny i bet the bird drank it and became a hulk. :hurr:

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;21344610]It was a fuckin' miracle [IMG]http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/DrewTheHeretic/fuckinmiracles.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] god damnit i was going to post that fuckin magnets

It's got what birds crave!

Give us a poorly drawn MS paint drawing of what happened precisely.

When i was about 6, i was on holidays in florida. I had a breadroll (Ham and butter), i left it down behind me and turned around to look at something else, when i turned back i seen a bird with my roll in its mouth. My face when i saw bird :( and i started crying. If you see him gimme a pm.

[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;21347445]powerade tastes like shit water why would a bird want it[/QUOTE] It needs the electrolytes.

Badass bird. I bet it is collecting all the energy drinks it can to drink it all at once and fly to the sun.

[QUOTE=Kappa169;21344593]catch the bird and eat it[/QUOTE] The birds meat mixed with the poweraid in it's bladder will be a delicious pallate. [IMG]http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b208/Kincannondale/Kin%20Graphics/Food/iron_chef.jpg[/IMG]

Some idiotic four-year-old stole my BB gun once. He shot himself in the face. :smug:

A bird stole my virginity once.

One time, a stork flew into my room through the window at 3am and dropped a baby in my bed. Needless to say, the baby was dead.

[QUOTE=El_Ludovich;21347854]A monkey once stole my ice-cream. Then he opened it and tried to eat it but he was holding it in the wrong end so his hands got cold and he dropped it. I laughed like hell until I realized it was my ice-cream. Then I started crying.[/QUOTE] Heart

[QUOTE=Stupideye;21456738]A bird stole my virginity once.[/QUOTE] Explain please.

Seagulls have been watching your house for days now. They know, they're smart. Get out.

I had a bird steal my sandwich one time when I was on vacation in Maine.... We were on a beach with a whole bunch of seagulls and I held my sandwich up next to my head and a huge-ass seagull just swooped down and got it. I was so pissed :bang:

Very amusing thread, which brings me back to a time where I was roasting a hotdog over an open fire, and I had left it sitting over the fire while I went inside to get a cola. When I come back out, the sits a bird, finishing off my wiener. That goddamn bird ruined my afternoon.

[QUOTE=Vexont;21461291]Very amusing thread, which brings me back to a time where I was roasting a hotdog over an open fire, and I had left it sitting over the fire while I went inside to get a cola. When I come back out, the sits a bird, finishing off my wiener. That goddamn bird ruined my afternoon.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=119012&dateline=1271411390[/img]

the bird continued its crime spree until flying into a glass window.