Oh its this guy. Oh god. Oh. god
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLSCT3-E-M4[/media]
[url]http://youtu.be/NSH39aiTx2A?t=46m24s[/url]
Best part of that Snake Eater video.
i couldn't get past him starting a new game
"THIS IS STOOPID WHAT IS IT ASKING ME?!"
it's pretty fucking clear it's asking you what your favorite metal gear solid game is or if this is your first time [B]IS THAT SO FUCKING TOUGH?[/B]
maybe him being this fucking thick is all an act.
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this guy just loves to talk but each syllable he forms makes the grip around his throat in my daydream even tighter.
[QUOTE=Domokun;40425457]Oh wow this is the same guy who said that getting an actual job is silly. I could link the video if you wanna see it.[/QUOTE]
If I could earn money by playing videogames really badly and recording myself doing it [I][B]with a fucking recorder pointed at the TV[/B][/I] I'd think getting an actual job is silly too.
[QUOTE=ColdWave;40426426]Oh its this guy. Oh god. Oh. god
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLSCT3-E-M4[/media][/QUOTE]
What the hell? Who films themselves taking a shower? That's just weird.
his voice is the problem for me, he's SO FUCKING WHINY SOUNDING it's just ear bleeding
it doesn't help that he's like 30 years old, makes a living off gaming, hasn't bought a PVR for the same reason, and is an overall idiot
he's 30?
he literally sounds half his age and like he gets beaten by his parents hourly
[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;40426477]i couldn't get past him starting a new game
"THIS IS STOOPID WHAT IS IT ASKING ME?!"
it's pretty fucking clear it's asking you what your favorite metal gear solid game is or if this is your first time [B]IS THAT SO FUCKING TOUGH?[/B][/QUOTE]
Certain choises give you a certain camo or a different cutscene and radio convo.
But yes, overall it was pretty bad, wich is the reason why many follow his channel V:v:V
I have a theory that the internet is full of evil goblins that spend their time watching videos and subscribing to people that are fucking garbage just to make the world a little worse. It's more comforting than believing that real people are subscribed to people like this.
Have you guys ever considered that's he's to much of a failure to be for real?
I might be late but he could just be a troll.
i'd love to see 2 or even 3 hours of him failing at dark souls
[QUOTE=e_k_M;40428301]i'd love to see 2 or even 3 hours of him failing at dark souls[/QUOTE]
Eh, I have nothing to do.
I'll try to make that over the weekend.
i haven't even bought dark souls yet...
maybe i should.
[editline]26th April 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=RaTcHeT302;40427864]Certain choises give you a certain camo or a different cutscene and radio convo.
But yes, overall it was pretty bad, wich is the reason why many follow his channel V:v:V[/QUOTE]
i know that but it's just a dumb little screen asking you a simple question. why the fuck would developers leave the fate of a player's experience to a random and seemingly out of place screen. it's a dumb question and he takes it way to seriously.
[QUOTE=e_k_M;40428301]i'd love to see 2 or even 3 hours of him failing at dark souls[/QUOTE]
He has done that already I think about a week ago. He was streaming on Twitch and was failing miserably against Artorias and was constantly whining about how broken the game was. Not sure if he ever uploaded that stream to YouTube.
[QUOTE=Viper202;40423472]Can I prove you wrong?
[video=youtube;berNrINUAbM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=berNrINUAbM[/video][/QUOTE]
been playin mgs3 since it came out and i learned a thing or two from that vid...
Oh good god. I really dont want to watch this but i'm curious how bad it is.
It's funny because DSP is like really good at fighting games:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkBQaAvRWOI[/media]
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;40428995]It's funny because DSP is like really good at fighting games:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkBQaAvRWOI[/media][/QUOTE]
"At fighting games", you mean in Street Fighter? Have you seen his Soul Calibur gameplay?
The way he says "Wat da fuck?" is just hilarious.
He just sounds so bewildered, so clueless.
If, at any point during this 2½ hour long trainwreck, you think it can't possibly get worse, trust me, it can.
I watched all of it and everything is just balls.
It's bad enough that he spergs out like a virgin every time Eva's on screen, just wait until you get to the Fury boss fight or even The Boss.
So one of the comments put DSP and iJustine in the same sentence. I cannot imagine how much it would suck if they, theoretically, made a LP together.
[QUOTE=UnMute;40429244]So one of the comments put DSP and iJustine in the same sentence. I cannot imagine how much it would suck if they, theoretically, made a LP together.[/QUOTE]
They'd create a supermassive singularity and the universe would collapse in on itself.
I just got around to finishing the video and holy shit, that fight with The Boss.
[QUOTE=e_k_M;40428301]i'd love to see 2 or even 3 hours of him failing at dark souls[/QUOTE]
There are two fairly long series on his channel based on playing Dark Souls and then returning to it a year later. The first is him bruteforcing everything with a Drake Sword he got the easy way (not reading guides though seriously guys!) and doing just general DSP things like not paying attention to very obvious things and then whining about how bad the game is and how artificial the difficulty is before finally quitting at Blighttown.
The return series is less interesting, namely because at every possible opportunity he summons two phantoms to help him. Almost every boss "kill" is him watching the fight while two good players help him through it. One guy even drops an upgraded gravelord sword and humanity for him early on just to help him that much more. Otherwise it's basically the same: DSP failing on very simple things and then bitching about it and calling fans of the game idiots.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;40428321]Eh, I have nothing to do.
I'll try to make that over the weekend.[/QUOTE]
You may be underestimating how much work one of these videos take.
Enough people watch an idiot man child record his screen with a camera and tantrum on video games to actual sustain him full time. God will judge us
Oh shit son, he played Dark Souls... well I wouldn't really have called it playing.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrdg0_M9O9k[/media]
If dsp calls something bugged it most likely isn't.
[QUOTE=Rex McCoolguy;40430375]If dsp calls something bugged it most likely isn't.[/QUOTE]
Industry standard bug: AI spots player from too far due to the hiding values of a certain spot being botched.
What DSP considers a bug: AI spots him after running behind it's back.
"THE GAME IS FUCKING BROKEN!!! STUPID RETARD AI!!! HOW COULD HE SEE ME!?!?!?"
Oh for those saying he needs a capture device he's had one for a few months now. He streams almost every day so the crowd can hold his hands.
[QUOTE=Blockhead;40422960]Thats not even the worst one.
[video=youtube;zs1IKZv8YyY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs1IKZv8YyY[/video][/QUOTE]
How the fuck he has 120K subscribers!??!?!
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