i think it's kinda the other way around... isn't the dude with the .44 hunting down dumbshit celebrities?
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i'm pretty sure this is an accurate portrait of DSP playing dishonored on hard, no detection, kills or upgrades
[img]http://yaminofansub.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/fffffffuuuu.jpg[/img]
tbh i think that's DSP playing dishonored anyways.
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one thing i can hilariously ponder about is him fumbling around with blink and not knowing if you aim it at a ledge you climb up onto it after the blink or some shit.
I want to believe it isn't real, but I get the feeling that he really is [nearly] that dumb* and is just intentionally amplifying it because it's the only thing he can do to get viewers...and money. I'm honestly amazed he even manages to complete games. Does he even play video games for fun when not recording?
Talented at being a straightforward dumbass - maybe the worst kind of comedian. Great thing to put in your résumé.
[sub]*maybe dumb isn't the best word, more like "having an absurdly short attention span and lacking common sense or literacy, aka fitting the profile of the stereotypical FPS gamer kid"[/sub]
[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;40437976]if you read the manual to MGS2 it makes it very clear that there's an items menu and a weapons menu and also that rations are an item selected in the items menu
it even says when you select the ration in the items menu that you can press X to use now or simply equip for automatic usage.
or maybe he really cannot comprehend the fact that there are two in game stuff selection menus...[/QUOTE]
Or just listen to the codecs instead of skipping them. The comments on his videos seem to imply that MGS is a super complex game with obscure controls and techniques, when in reality one of the more common complaints about the series is that it spends too much time telling the player exactly how to do things. It's hilarious that he played MGS2 first and got railed against for ignoring codec calls, then did it for his second MGS game and is still mad that he doesn't know what to do.
He died on the alligator part with the quicksand and said "Well there's something the game didn't tell me."
Is this fucker for real?
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oh my god he died again what the fuck
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i can't watch this, holy fuck the game is actually telling him what to do now and he's bitching
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okay, when he said "wanna see my naked snake" i actually chuckled
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wait, what? where the hell did he get an AK47? I sure as shit didn't have an AK47 that early when I played.
this is just too fucking much i can't handle it
is he on virtuous mission or operation snake eater?
because the former is basically the tanker level to the latter's oil rig. also you lose equipment inbetween missions and iirc you can get quite a decent amount of equipment in virtuous mission that you get much later on in snake eater.
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i really do think he either has a severe mental problem like brain damage or he's simply milking the shit out of his initial gaming stupidity and putting on an act. how much of an act is to be determined.
but i mean the brain itself has parts that sort of prevent what's happening to DSP... it's called learning and applying lessons learned to future life experiences.
actually that's one of many parts of the brain that he seems to either be missing or has the amazing ability to shut off parts of his brain when he LPs.
like you know back when you were a kid and you played video games for the first time? it was complicated as fuckin hell and you had no idea what was going on, pretty much like DSP. if you look back most likely you can see a trend if you're a hardcore gamer of how your understanding of games work and getting into the mode of thinking the devs want you to be in gets easier as you age. you know why? because you're learning. he doesn't seem to have the capacity to learn.
I can't believe DSP has actual fans. I can understand subbing so you can watch his videos and laugh at him, but some people genuinely like his stuff.
[QUOTE=JesterUK;40446421]I can't believe DSP has actual fans. I can understand subbing so you can watch his videos and laugh at him, but some people genuinely like his stuff.[/QUOTE]
believe it.
idiots like idiots.
[QUOTE=striker453;40439263]i remember when retsuprae did a video on his MSg 2 playthrough and he checked a massive twitter rant and that slowbeef felt so sorry i think he took down the video or something[/QUOTE]
That video was reuploaded to Chip's RP account.
it's kinda like high school. if this guy were in a high school clique he'd be in the one full of stubborn, boisterous, ignorant and annoying kids.
really you're never actually alone in high school, there probably is at least one group that will take you in. the only problem is if you're to introverted you'd never get into any group.
DSP is an obvious extroverted, boisterous ignoramus. he'd probably be king of the idiot group in high school.
most of his fans are under the age of 16 most likely.
[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;40446352]like you know back when you were a kid and you played video games for the first time? it was complicated as fuckin hell and you had no idea what was going on, pretty much like DSP. if you look back most likely you can see a trend if you're a hardcore gamer of how your understanding of games work and getting into the mode of thinking the devs want you to be in gets easier as you age. you know why? because you're learning. he doesn't seem to have the capacity to learn.[/QUOTE]
Actually, I find it incredibly difficult to play most of the games I played when I was a little kid. Specifically, Spyro the Dragon. I can't play that game for shit right now.
strange
i logged at least 500 hours into banjo kazooie as a kid. now i'm betting i could beat it in 10 hours.
how do you fuck up the Fury boss fight
jesus christ
I can't help but think this guy is deliberately terrible and his ad income is people coming in to see how bad he is at video games and getting mad at him.
or find him funny for different reasons
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;40428995]It's funny because DSP is like really good at fighting games:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkBQaAvRWOI[/media][/QUOTE]
It's funny watching him play.
When he is winning he is all like "fucking owned get good scrub" and then he gets his ass kicked and is all like "I cant do anything, it's the bad netcode"
DSP is just a general COD faggot. Its just so friggen true. It seems like he cant even handle any game other than a mindless run-n-gun shooter.
I would [B][U]LOVE[/U][/B] to see him try and beat Mega Man 2, XCOM UFO Defense, Final Fantasy, and maybe even others.
EDIT: Heck, even Armored Core would be a pain in the ass for him. Or really any single game that requires a brain to play.
hahahaha oh my god him and fallout 2 should get married.
it would end in murder suicide
[QUOTE=calebc789;40449666]DSP is just a general COD faggot. Its just so friggen true. It seems like he cant even handle any game other than a mindless run-n-gun shooter.
I would [B][U]LOVE[/U][/B] to see him try and beat Mega Man 2, XCOM UFO Defense, Final Fantasy, and maybe even others.
EDIT: Heck, even Armored Core would be a pain in the ass for him. Or really any single game that requires a brain to play.[/QUOTE]
I'd like to see him beat Portal.
[QUOTE=calebc789;40449666]DSP is just a general COD faggot. Its just so friggen true. It seems like he cant even handle any game other than a mindless run-n-gun shooter.
I would [B][U]LOVE[/U][/B] to see him try and beat Mega Man 2, XCOM UFO Defense, Final Fantasy, and maybe even others.
EDIT: Heck, even Armored Core would be a pain in the ass for him. Or really any single game that requires a brain to play.[/QUOTE] He has game play of the first 5 or 6 Megaman games. I can't recall how well he did though.
Holy shit during the fight with The End he pulled out the SVD and shot like 20 times at him without zooming in. Fucking hilarious.
This motherfucker right here...
To be honest I didn't think that was quicksand either. I thought it was water and he was going down a slope.
But this guy can be an idiot sometimes.
got to an hour and a half, I have a headache
[QUOTE=Desuh;40448412]It's funny watching him play.
When he is winning he is all like "fucking owned get good scrub" and then he gets his ass kicked and is all like "I cant do anything, it's the bad netcode"[/QUOTE]
ahahaha faggot I'm kicking your OH WHAT THIS IS BULLSHIT HOW DID YOU DO THAT
fUCKING BUGGED GAME this is BULLSHIT
[t]http://macsoda.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/screaming-man-jpg.jpeg[/t]
oh my god this is so fucking stupid, I'm pressing buttons game is bugged
I'm fucking dead, I couldn't even block, I pressed the button
NOTHING I COULD DO
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