• Turtle says "wow" while mating
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So much Turtle love in here :v:
[QUOTE=Luuper;23891560]why the hell are there turtle mating videos THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS[/QUOTE] Turtle mating videos aren't nice things? :q:
Here's a dog riding a turtle. :q: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXrSJpQ_tk[/media]
Damnit Swiket I was hoping to get off. You disgrace my family.
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I've got a boner now :q:
This one sounds like hes saying why. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsZFxTYBvTc&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=Jallen;23896416]That is very obviously a tortoise, not a turtle... Turtle: [img]http://naturescrusaders.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/gex_green-sea-turtle.jpg[/img] Tortoise: [img]http://www.garlynzoo.com/Photoalbum/Tortoise/images/Tortoise-Eating-2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Whatever, it's still funny as shit.
Sounds like the black guy from Family guy whahaha.
Hahahahaha this thread made my day.
what am I doing here looking at videos of turtles having sex
This is the best turtle mating noises thread I've come across in my journey throughout the interwebs.
This whole thread is like some fucked up parody on human mating.
Thread of the Year 2010
mommy why's he making that sound? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib_ajexv2SU&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=G-foxisus;23892231][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sMFN69l_ZY[/media][/QUOTE] I haven't had such a good laugh in a loooong time. Thank you!
[QUOTE=Fofilolipop;23911015]mommy why's he making that sound? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib_ajexv2SU&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] "I know what it's doing, it's trying to get up." Haha, it sure is, kid.
MISTER RODGERS NOOOOOOOOOO! oh wait it's just a turtle
All my recommended for you list on youtube is various animals mating :ohdear: My friends will think i'm weird.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-6EdqCaLEU[/media] Just wait until he cums.
ITT: let's watch animals Fuck
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x89lXDBy_QM[/media] I've posted this about 5 times on this section.
Wow
[QUOTE=ZuXer;23894739]Chainsaw turtle :ohdear:[/QUOTE] You could say he's really [I] sawing[/I] her in half :v:
:butt:
i've never laughed so much for real through out reading a whole thread. I got hiccups now
Oh my god... i lol'd hard.
Turtles wow'ing! :shlick:
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;23922775][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x89lXDBy_QM[/media] I've posted this about 5 times on this section.[/QUOTE] We don't think it's hot we think it's funny. Wild animals have different mating rituals from ours so we find it weird and funny.
Sounds like he's saying "Wham!" or "Lamb!" Wham, bam, thank you ma'am.
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