• Ridiculous Childrens's Book Titles
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[QUOTE=fishyfish777;31758309][img]http://imgkk.com/i/394t.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Best children's book, ever.
[QUOTE=icedt;31753588] [img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.parentdish.com/media/2008/09/bunny-suicides450px.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] bunny suicides is the shit homes
[img]http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo8cp8UNVJ1qgrc7bo1_500.jpg[/img] Fake but oh well
[QUOTE=icedt;31757124] [img]http://www.worldsstrangest.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/wscache23/0e8ab_4170559816_f1b9e52af5.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I will definitely buy this book for my kids
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"Go the fuck to sleep" is hilarious. [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-o5sDUvDQaNI/TdSK-pA7kqI/AAAAAAAABYk/IF6nm8HvSNA/s1600/Go-The-Fuck-To-Sleep-Bedtime.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/go-the-fuck-to-sleep-1.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=fenwick;31771722]"Go the fuck to sleep" is hilarious. [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-o5sDUvDQaNI/TdSK-pA7kqI/AAAAAAAABYk/IF6nm8HvSNA/s1600/Go-The-Fuck-To-Sleep-Bedtime.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] Why did they block out "Fuck" but not "Shit"?
[QUOTE=Bakyte;31773305]Why did they block out "Fuck" but not "Shit"?[/QUOTE] That's not in the book, amazon or some other site blocked that word.
I remember a couple of these from when I was little and have only recently seen "Go the fuck to sleep" and I thought it was pretty funny
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Book_2.png[/img] [I]Also[/I] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Books_1.png[/img] I want to read the book about how to raise your child through guilt and manipulation.
[editline]17th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=fenwick;31771722]"Go the fuck to sleep" is hilarious. [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-o5sDUvDQaNI/TdSK-pA7kqI/AAAAAAAABYk/IF6nm8HvSNA/s1600/Go-The-Fuck-To-Sleep-Bedtime.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/go-the-fuck-to-sleep-1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] This is the one that Samuel L. Jackson commentates over. It's actually very funny. :)
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[QUOTE=Cap'nSpacePants;31754184]Not sure if this is real but.... [IMG]http://electronicscentral.info/uploadfiles/wosoorgru-1282679043/inappropriate-children-8217-s-books_25.jpg[/IMG] If so, we ALL know why.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ftb.PNG[/IMG]
[img]http://images2.makefive.com/images/entertainment/books/hilarious-children_s-book-titles/daddy-drinks-because-you-cry-7.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.bloggerdad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/rejected-book-titles_bicuri.gif[/img] [img]http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a251_t5.jpg[/img] [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lUkFhtyJIDU/SczK8BvdBfI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/DicQZO71PxU/s400/insane+book+cover.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.princetonlibrary.org/librarylounge/feeling%20hungry%20caterpillar.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=icedt;31783445] [img]http://www.princetonlibrary.org/librarylounge/feeling%20hungry%20caterpillar.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Reminds me of deviantart :v:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FYV01.png[/IMG] Am I the only one who saw a ass taking a shit looking at Bump in the Night?
i saw this shit in like 4th grade and even then i was like "this is retarded as hell" [img]http://www.openlettersmonthly.com/stevereads/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dont-let-the-pigeon-drive-the-bus.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=hula whoop;31797348][img]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpwmhlxhKk1qctud2o1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] omg i just shit myself.
[QUOTE=minilandstan;31776631][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Book_2.png[/img] [/QUOTE] that's very cartoony artwork for a book that needs to be taken seriously and should be consulted at any moment
figured id dump some more [img]http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/myfirstjointmr5.jpg[/img] [img]http://killmydaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/The-Creepiest-Childrens-Books-Ever_151.jpg[/img] [img]http://killmydaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/The-Creepiest-Childrens-Books-Ever_61.jpg[/img] [img]http://killmydaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/The-Creepiest-Childrens-Books-Ever_91.jpg[/img] [img]http://killmydaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/The-Creepiest-Childrens-Books-Ever_111.jpg[/img] [img]http://killmydaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/The-Creepiest-Childrens-Books-Ever_131.jpg[/img] [img]http://humorchronicle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/FunnyBookNames6.jpg[/img] [img]http://humorchronicle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/FunnyBookNames16.jpg[/img] [img]http://humorchronicle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/FunnyBookNames27.jpg[/img]
[img]http://recklesseyes.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/dickjane.jpg?w=200&h=309[/img] [img]http://shadowshopper.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/il_570xn-191592672a.jpg?w=500&h=323[/img] [img]http://www.keepersofthefaith.com/images/store/6254.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=jbthekid;31777190][editline]17th August 2011[/editline] This is the one that Samuel L. Jackson commentates over. It's actually very funny. :)[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW0A6L9kx4c[/url]
[QUOTE=thispieiscold;31797475]that's very cartoony artwork for a book that needs to be taken seriously and should be consulted at any moment[/QUOTE] Actually it's not that serious of a book, just an unfortunate title. [url]http://www.amazon.com/Thats-Not-Your-Mommy-Anymore/dp/156975926X[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhKgmN31xdo&feature=related[/url] [editline]18th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=FFStudios;31795550]i saw this shit in like 4th grade and even then i was like "this is retarded as hell" [img]http://www.openlettersmonthly.com/stevereads/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dont-let-the-pigeon-drive-the-bus.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I don't care what you say, in 4th grade that book was THE shit.
[QUOTE=icedt;31757124] [img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAqMCdcoPoncOwDL9-tyf-nbR9FwPrrp8ev3wrh0fHkQkGyvaZ[/img] [/QUOTE] fail pictures website .com
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