• Ridiculous Childrens's Book Titles
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[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;31884423]Well, considering Ben 10 was one of my favorite shows when it was on, I can tell you that I will never look at it the same way again. Excuse me while I cry over my loss of innocence and wash out my eyes with soap to cleanse them.[/QUOTE] Wait, what? That means you're younger than... Oh god, it's a preteen, KILL IT! (And no, don't take this post seriously, I'm just kidding.)
[QUOTE=Photo Shop;31831590][url=http://www.postimage.org/][img]http://s3.postimage.org/618vxxb86/1310290191193.jpg[/img][/url] Not a book title, but... jesus christ.[/QUOTE] Rule 34 sites are full of the two fucking. It's weird how people there seem to like incest so much. I imagine what happened was some cheap chinese book maker searched 'ben 10' on google images, went to page 100, because he didn't want people finding out he stole the image from google images, that image was from some weird pr0n site, but the guy didn't have a clue about ben 10 so he din't realise this. :V
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;32031131]Wait, what? That means you're younger than... Oh god, it's a preteen, KILL IT! (And no, don't take this post seriously, I'm just kidding.)[/QUOTE] You do know that people over 12 can like shows like Ben 10.
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;32031131]Wait, what? That means you're younger than... Oh god, it's a preteen, KILL IT! (And no, don't take this post seriously, I'm just kidding.)[/QUOTE] I'm turning 17 in 10 days... is that still too young for you? [editline]31st August 2011[/editline] Wait holy shit I'm turning 17 in 10 days. That just dawned on me.
[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;32042383]I'm turning 17 in 10 days... is that still too young for you? [editline]31st August 2011[/editline] Wait holy shit I'm turning 17 in 10 days. That just dawned on me.[/QUOTE] I said the same thing. [editline]31st August 2011[/editline] This is just something i bumped into [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-82XJM5PDQ6E/TV5qDcxyrZI/AAAAAAAAAB8/URWWPFiSE5w/s1600/joe_chemo.jpg[/img] So much for being cool ey Joe?
[QUOTE=Nach0s!;32012675][IMG]http://www.leegovatos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Childrens-Books-Gone-Wrong.jpg[/IMG] Wat [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-25-07-books/guvnor.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] where the fuck is epic sax guy?
[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;32054283]where the fuck is epic sax guy?[/QUOTE] That was only like, a year or two ago.
So, i looked in my library for the "Go the fuck to sleep" book, to no avail. But. I found this... Oh god... [img]http://www.jpf.org.au/jartists/m/morimoto/hiroshima.jpg[/img] It starts of as a nice story about family, living in japan and culture, then suddenly- [B]DEAD BABIES, CHILDREN CRYING AT THERE PARENTS COPRSES AND PEOPLE WITH THERE SKIN HANGING OFF THERE FINGERS.[/B] I'm not fucking kidding.
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What dose the elephant have to do with "the story of farts"?
[QUOTE=Shadowwalker;32130226]What dose the elephant have to do with "the story of farts"?[/QUOTE] Elephants fart.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;32131227]Elephants fart.[/QUOTE] I guess so.
[QUOTE=beanhead;32123759][IMG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QJG0HXGML._SL500_AA300_.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Holy crap, I've seen that book, Years and years ago on a farm I visited when I was a kid! That was also the day I actually saw a cow pie with my own eyes.
[QUOTE=Jessecar96;31757097]Wheres that pedo uncle thread[/QUOTE] haha. I just read the Uncle Pedo thread. hahahaha. What the fuck??
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