• Tales from the RC II: This One Time at Banned Camp.
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[QUOTE=Pascall;32441640]stuff!!!!![/QUOTE] [quote=gurant](Evil_Paper) oh and hezzy i also know that shakespeare didnt write huckleberry fin (Evil_Paper) huckleberry fin was written by some french guy <[AC]Evil_Paper> what the hell hezzy (in reference to this thread -doug) <[AC]Evil_Paper> can you stop <[AC]Evil_Paper> that <[AC]Evil_Paper> please <Hezzy> why <[AC]Evil_Paper> soon, every 07er will know who i really am <Hezzy> OH NO <Snakez> hey wait [AC]Evil_Paper are you the guy whose ratings are his life <Hezzy> THEY'LL FIND OUT YOU'RE REALLY AN IDIOT <[AC]Evil_Paper> Hezzy, I used to have alot of agree's <[AC]Evil_Paper> thanks to you I have dissagrees <Hezzy> how does this make you feel <[AC]Evil_Paper> it makes me feel like I fail at being good <Doug|> [AC]Evil_Paper every1 disagrees wit u being a faggot <Snakez> HEZZY U R FAGOT I WOULD HAVE HAD LUA KINGS BUT NOW I ONLY HAVE LUA HELPERS I HATE YOU <Hezzy> because you have disagrees on an internet forum <Hezzy> does this effect you in real life <AtPacificV2|FDSHF> thanks to kpunch I had a lot of awful spellings and that made me sad <[AC]Evil_Paper> in a way, I think <[AC]Evil_Paper> it makes me think <Snakez> Yeah he shares his facepunch profile URL with all of his friends and potential employers <Hezzy> how evil paper <[AC]Evil_Paper> the internet compels to my life <Doug|> [AC]Evil_Paper the internet made u GAY? <Hezzy> how do your ratings on an internet forum effect you in real life <[AC]Evil_Paper> I spend more time on the internet than I do on life <Tucan_sam> <[AC]Evil_Paper> the internet compels to my life quite possibly that saddest thing I ever heard <[AC]Evil_Paper> its because the ratings are who i really am <Doug|> [AC]Evil_Paper the ratings made u gay? <[AC]Evil_Paper> it made me dissagreeful <[AC]Evil_Paper> I say wrong things <AtPacificV2|FDSHF> well then <Hezzy> have you ever cried when you have gotten a bad rating evil paper <Hezzy> or felt really angry or sad <Hezzy> like you wanted to hit something or cry <[AC]Evil_Paper> well hezzy, when I had more dissagrees than agrees I felt a sadness <[AC]Evil_Paper> like <[AC]Evil_Paper> everyone on FP hates me now <Doug|> ...lol <[AC]Evil_Paper> I tried to be good <Snakez> click log off and you'll be fine <Doug|> start a new life <[AC]Evil_Paper> My whole life I played video games all my life <Disgruntled> Paper, humans are douchebags. DEAL WITH IT. <[AC]Evil_Paper> I never did sports <[AC]Evil_Paper> Never did good in school <Tucan_sam> HAHAHA <Blowdryer> HAHAHAH <[AC]Evil_Paper> I failed a grade too. <[AC]Evil_Paper> =/ <Tucan_sam> we can tell <Doug|> make a new fp account <Doug|> call it "dongo" <[AC]Evil_Paper> On facepunch, I talk about my life <Tucan_sam> what the hell are you a blob on a chair <Doug|> dongo is good <Disgruntled> Call it DODONGOS <[AC]Evil_Paper> and people...seem to care (Colonel-Kataffy) did you call them ni**ers? (Evil_Paper) i called the black girl that (Evil_Paper) im not racist! <Evil_Paper> how am i stupid if i learned romeo and juliet from there? seriously runescape can be educational Höhöhöhö[/quote] [quote=!LORD M!][img]http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2258/nosonkopiera.jpg[/img][/quote]
[QUOTE=Pascall;32441640]Evil_Paper[/QUOTE] [url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24770615/Evil_Paper_Reading.mp3[/url]
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;32441805][url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24770615/Evil_Paper_Reading.mp3[/url][/QUOTE] It's like both Evil_Paper's voice has gender dysphoria based on Evil_Paper's gender dysphoria, and it's uncomfortable with being uncomfortable being a male, so it's being as uncharacteristically male as it can.
And don't forget never123 [quote]PC Gamer: Going back, what strikes you as the biggest differences Classic and Runescape as it is now? Paul Gower: More players for a start! For example, it was never our intention for level 99 in a skill to be achievable yet here we are 10 years on and thousands of players have more XP than we’d ever imagined.[url=dumbgoldsellersite.com]Rs Gold[/url] The biggest thing that strikes me when I’ve logged into Classic recently is how far the games has come on graphically. For example; there used to be areas which were nothing more than big flat green rectangles, the general standard of the game has improved vastly since then. You also realise how many functionality improvements we’ve added everywhere too. There’s is no run mode, no resizable screen, limited camera angles. Then you delve a little deeper and realise there used to be far less content as well. Runescape Classic is a version of Runescape Frozen in 2004 and it just shows how much has been added to the game in the intervening seven and a half years.[url=dumbgoldsellersite.com]RuneScape gold[/url] PC Gamer: Of all the hundreds of updates you’ve made to the game since 2001, which have been the most important to you and to the players?Paul Gower: Well the upgrade from Runescape Classic to the current game is the biggest update by some way. Which is why it’s the only update where we ever made a cutoff which left an old version behind. A lot of the other big updates for me would be the new skills. Skills like construction and summoning added huge amounts of extra features to the game.The most recent update introduced clan citadels and custom player arenas. Read our Runescape Citadel hands on impressions to get a sense of the potential of this ambitious new update. You can sign up to Runescape Classic now on the Runescape Classic page, it will run until September 29. Alternatively, you can sign up to play the very latest version for free in your browser at Runescape.com. Check out the screenshots below to see how ten years of development have moved Runescape on.[url=dumbgoldsellersite.com]runescape money[/url][/quote]
[QUOTE=Dubious George;32438943]In all it's glory. pictures lol[/QUOTE] Ahh, yes. I remember this guy. What a fucking moron. [I]I wonder in which other forum he posts now ;)[/I]
"Are you a place to learn LUA?"
oh damn where was that thread where like every mod replied to the op with postal's ass it was that one hacker threat kid but i cant remember the name [editline]23rd September 2011[/editline] pantrezamine
Anyone got that one where a guy made a entire comic for Spoiler tag Abuse
[quote=Kanzaz]Hello fellow facepunch users, I have realised now my actions were silly, and i shouldn't have started a joke mac vs windows war..it was silly and irresponsible. I regret my actions, i turned the thread into a farce, a notion punctuated my by continual use of the world 'falafel'....I just wanted to make the point that its silly to get banned for actual mac vs windows questions, when people are actually looking from an answer. All i ask for now is forgivenes, i won't do this again, and look to become a proper member of this forum, especially the photography section, as i have some beginner photos that i'd like to share. I understand if you won't lift the ban...but please give me a chance :'([/quote] [quote=Kanzaz]c'mon please give me a chance guys...if i do it again, fine ban me for life, but give a man a chance...[/quote] [quote=Kanzaz]Ok please guys, i won't be a stupid fool, give me a change, i beg of you, one little thing and ban me, hell stop me from posting here....but please just give me one last chance......i repent, what a did was stupid, i get that, and i'm rightfully banned. But i've had my punishment please give me a chance of redemption.....please i beg.....:'([/quote] His photography: [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/GPpEs.jpg[/img_thumb] [quote=Kanzaz]i'm not here to be stupid, i want to share my pictures, for example the one above.. [/quote] And of course, the final post: [quote=Kanzaz]you really are just a boring, horrible community, i'm going to sue you, and i hope this forum turns to the dust, you unforgiving bunch of 2 year olds. you all suck nobody on this forum has a sense of humour, the conept of fun is foreign to you all, its a boring problem where people simply go hey guys i have a motherboard problem. And you sad human beings get really excited about something so lame. So punch your sorry faces, Happy to leave, Kanzaz[/quote]
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;32442844]His photography: [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/GPpEs.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Bwahahahahaha.
[QUOTE=LarparNar;32442907]Bwahahahahaha.[/QUOTE] Maybe it's good and we just can't see it because we're such a bad forum. Apparently we don't know what fun is, so I wouldn't rule it out altogether.
[QUOTE=BrQ;32441874]And don't forget never123[/QUOTE] Never 123 is the best news bot on Facepunch, it's still posting.
[QUOTE=Falchion;32442937]Never 123 is the best news bot on Facepunch, it's still posting.[/QUOTE] What I wonder is what the point is. Obviously it took a look at the forums and said "Oh, these people like PC games", but what is to be achieved by posting really shitty articles? Is it trying to gain our trust and then betray us?
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;32442962]What I wonder is what the point is. Obviously it took a look at the forums and said "Oh, these people like PC games", but what is to be achieved by posting really shitty articles? Is it trying to gain our trust and then betray us?[/QUOTE]It's a bot, it doesn't have sentience.
It's playing stupid to fool us before it unleashes it's evil plan.
[QUOTE=Falchion;32443722]It's playing stupid to fool us before it unleashes it's evil plan.[/QUOTE] :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Master Kief-117;32437554]My original account, Master117 was banned for posting in the RC for "speaking for a moderator." I still miss that account so much :( Had it since 05. RIP Master117. Basically this means don't fuck around in the RC. When in doubt, don't post was generally the motto.[/QUOTE] I made the same mistake when I first got gold. Somehow I managed to dodge the Perma-Bullet twice; to this day I haven't posted in the RC.
Here we go, here's one of my favorites. (This guy just got regibanned for trying to re-register.) [QUOTE=Hawx;30616470]Well, he banned me for 'Trolling' when my post edited it 8 minutes prior to my ban, showing I made a mistake and fixed it. Craptasket has there-for gone on to basically try and find every single way to get me banned. From posting in my threads to see if I had done a certain things and basically stalking all my threads. I really think this ban is not right, and I wish for my ban to be shortened if possible. I received these messages moments after the ban happened... [img]http://gyazo.com/5f4c64c00ae382424937e94092feee59.png[/img] and this one on facebook. [img]http://gyazo.com/e3ce68d9de50ad6fe49ab11570d5441e.png[/img] I really think this is out of order that a mod can basically stalk me and ban me for the slightest little thing and even post to make sure I do something or have done something which was obviously he wanted to ban me at that point. [editline]21st June 2011[/editline] Which was obviously a way to try and ban me. * [editline]21st June 2011[/editline] [img]http://gyazo.com/617aeddcd8f9fea17ab3fba8029df89b.png[/img] [editline]21st June 2011[/editline] [img]http://gyazo.com/89af8700dd8acbc7494c130ee1bc7ec6.png[/img] [editline]21st June 2011[/editline] [img]http://gyazo.com/2e6bc98a587eba31ffc6714b005fecec.png[/img] [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Extended - Hasn't learned and never will." - Craptasket))[/highlight][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Seiteki;30616966]You were quoted in trolling. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=202761&dateline=1308141271[/img][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hawx;30616997]More stuff: [img]http://gyazo.com/c423cb2f1eef1e2c7396a5b4fb86f7a5.png[/img][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Craptasket;30617036]This is a terrible appeal for someone that has been bailed twice by yours truly, huge mistake on my part. Time to fix it. You haven't learned a single thing.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hawx;30617049]Still bullshit. Xeonmuffin is alowed to start shit in like every thread with me yet I get a 1month ban for a simple image quote? Also, Craptasket man up and post.. [editline]21st June 2011[/editline] Oh yeah, your's truly who apparently hates me a lot and has it in for me 24/7 !![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Craptasket;30617100]apparently you haven't grown up either[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hawx;30617130]You don't deserve mod, you do nothing but stalk me and ban me for everything! You ban me just for your own amusement! Xeonmuffin trolls the shit out of me in threads and you do fuck all but once he comes crying to you then you ban me straight away...[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Pascall;30617237]it's true, craptasket hates you, he told me himself!! row row fight the power![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hawx;30617257]He obviously shouldn't be a mod if he hates me, then for sure he is banning me for personal reasons. [editline]21st June 2011[/editline] Not to mention as I said in OP.. 'Hunting for reasons to ban me'[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Craptasket;30618779]Would I be wasting my time asking for proof on the claims you've made? Pretty ballsy to call out a mod for a personal ban when you'd been on the chopping block twice. Not to mention the whole 180 flip from kissing my butt over steam chat to this sorry excuse of a RC thread or a callout for that matter.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hawx;30618840]1. I'm calling you out, deal with it. 2. You perm'd me for a fucking 'Reaction Image' so get a grip of yourself. 3. I kissed your ass? Did I fuck.. That's more like Xeonmuffin/Zombiedawgs who comes crying to you about everything I do! [editline]21st June 2011[/editline] Like you right now then?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Seiteki;30618928]I'll quote myself then. If you're caught trolling in a quote, then you have to accept the punishment. I'm just giving you the same treatment you've given others, and you can't seem to deal with it.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Pascall;30618941]I would have banned you for the exact same length/reason. You've already had a last chance.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hawx;30618967]I just don't think it's right giving a [b]month[/b] ban for a simple troll image quote. As I have said time and time again, xeon trolls the life out of me, and [b]fuck all[/b] is done about him![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Seiteki;30618994]You've been unbanned from a permanent ban before, and have had plenty of other fuck-ups in your time on Facepunch. You're obviously not learning, so it's just easier to get rid of you. I'm siding with Craptasket's decision on the matter completely.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hawx;30619004]Then you're a shit moderator just like Craptasket. I'm done with this forum. Fuck you all. :3:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hawx;30619040]Only fucking reason I got first perm was because of a fucking shitty reaction image which I have seen many people do before and well they don't get perm'd.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Seiteki;30619080]You knew fully well what you were doing.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hawx;30619136]So did the other 30'000 members who bloody well post reaction images!![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Craptasket;30619214]Hey wait, have you blamed yourself yet?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hawx;30619261]Hey wait, fuck off.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Pascall;30619307][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlTOfl9F2w&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=garry;30626656]I was summoned to this thread by you on facebook to check out how unfair it was and how you needed unbanning.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hawx;30641111]Yep, then your asshole moderators start to play up, so I got mad.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hawx;30898227]Right, lil' time to calm down. [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] had a little time*[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Pascall;30898349]I don't know, I'm still kind of hurt.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hawx;30901989]I'm sorry :h:[/QUOTE] One of my favorites.
[QUOTE=Morphology53;32439817]A few hours later... One week later... A day after that... aaand last month... [editline]23rd September 2011[/editline] pretty much speaks for itself.[/QUOTE] Does she have a email? I want those tits.
[QUOTE=Pascall;32441640]*Evil Paper*[/QUOTE]Wasn't he the guy who said how annoying his dad's cancer was?
Not quite on topic, but this is a fairly good ban reason [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7LtP2.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;32445518]Not quite on topic, but this is a fairly good ban reason [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7LtP2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] assburgers... what kind of name is that?
[QUOTE=Pascall;32441640].[/QUOTE] my favorite [editline]23rd September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=CoolHandLuke;32445381]Does she have a email? I want those tits.[/QUOTE] She's diseased so that's a bad idea
[QUOTE=Mingebox;32445390]Wasn't he the guy who said how annoying his dad's cancer was?[/QUOTE] Yes it was, hezzy ended up permabanning him with reason "bad son" in 07 or 08
[QUOTE=Craptasket;32445635]my favorite [editline]23rd September 2011[/editline] She's diseased so that's a bad idea[/QUOTE] with what
[QUOTE=CoolHandLuke;32445561]assburgers... what kind of name is that?[/QUOTE] Assburgers are people who fake having Asperger's syndrome so they have an excuse to be socially retarded.
[QUOTE=CoolHandLuke;32445799]with what[/QUOTE] fucked up mind syndrome
[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;32445916]fucked up mind syndrome[/QUOTE] right i will just take anne frank.
[t]http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp196/arleitiss/1-2.jpg[/t] And later after I showed people this he added me on steam saying "GOT ANY SHIT TO TELL ME SAY IT TO MY FACE FUCKER"
[QUOTE=lavacano;32445881]Assburgers are people who fake having Asperger's syndrome so they have an excuse to be socially retarded.[/QUOTE] Or, more rarely, burgers made with the meat of an ass.
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