Both your brother and your parents are twats, though you can't really blame the parents.
Frame him for a felony.
Laugh at him and then proceed to bitch slap him
Challenge him on it. Encrypt something with 256-bit encryption. I suggest Twofish, but AES would work. Challenge him to crack it by using Linux.
While he's busy for the next 200 years doing that, sneak into his room and take all the RAM out of his computer. Leave him with the smallest amount that you can, just one stick of the smallest, shortest memory you've got. Then tell FP how long it takes for him to notice.
Take it from a guy who's job involves COMSEC for the militaty. They don't sell military grade cryptographic communications equipment at a local Best Buy.
[QUOTE=Testabar;24402908]Take it from a guy who's job involves COMSEC for the military.[/QUOTE]
fixed
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After that, he is talking with my parents about how he can install Snow Leopard on a PC. Okay, yeah. I stated my opinion about how I'd rather not have an operating system that is designed for simplicity, and how I can't run lots of my games and programs on it, and I'm too lazy to dual boot. Oh, use WINE, he says. Whatever. I ask him why he finds a Apple OS so good. First thing he says is "OH THERES NO VIRUSES PL0X", then goes on a massive tirade on how its awesome for graphic designing, and movie editing. He doesn't do any shit like that.
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just because "he doesn't do any shit like that" doesn't mean he can't talk about the good side of mac OSes. they are good for what is described, so at least he isn't bullshitting that part.
but everything else you said makes me hate the guy.
You know what's bullshit
This thread
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[QUOTE=Dogass;24403108]You know what's bullshit
This thread[/QUOTE]
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Install Gentoo on his computer. He'll be all smug thinking he's a 1337 hacker.
He shits bulls?
Kill him, really.
If you don't want to copy so much paper because you can't be arsed (BONUS: save a tree), then just flick his PSU voltage switch. Or stick tinfoil in his computer.
Basically just make sure he can't spread more idiocy to the internet.
Have you ever thought he's bullshitting you on purpose? just to gauge your reaction and your parents are just an unintended side effect?
[QUOTE=wingless;24403520]Have you ever thought he's bullshitting you on purpose? just to gauge your reaction and your parents are just an unintended side effect?[/QUOTE]
IRL trolls? This should be interesting.
very interesting.
This thread reminds of GTAIV.
just punch him in the mouth
Fuck his shit up
Tell him you can break his mac in twenty seconds.
He won't believe you.
However, on said mac, open a terminal window, and type the following:
"sudo rm -rf /"
Get him to type in his password (or else get the password beforehand) and enjoy the show.
[QUOTE=robowurmz;24405983]Tell him you can break his mac in twenty seconds.
He won't believe you.
However, on said mac, open a terminal window, and type the following:
"sudo rm -rf /"
Get him to type in his password (or else get the password beforehand) and enjoy the show.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't work, it's sudo rm -rf /*
I actually got bored of my server once and tried it, didn't work but sudo rm -rf /*, power off, power on, wouldn't boot.
Put a smoke machine inside his computer.
Ignore him, if you're working on your own PC and he tries to interfere slap his shit.
I had a friend who used to be like that, haven't seen him since I called him a moron and fived him in the face.
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;24407265]Put a smoke machine inside his computer.[/QUOTE]
He must have a huge computer to fit a smoke machine in it.
stuff his computer case with tinfoil.
I doubt you know a lot about Unix if you think its simple. :lol:
[QUOTE=Kybalt;24402022]kill him in his sleep[/QUOTE]
victim 1
Evidence usually helps when making a point.
[QUOTE=Anastatius;24412628]Evidence usually helps when making a point.[/QUOTE]
Rated funny.
Everyone knows that the best compliment to a point in a debate is a hail of lead or a nice tight array of knuckles.
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