• Reporter Makes Schoolboy Cry
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[QUOTE=dannass;48501116]At least i have boobs on my side[/QUOTE] Yeah, your own.
[QUOTE=AK'z;48501128]but he's like 3 years old u fool[/QUOTE] Murrica [QUOTE=Mr. N;48501134]Yeah, your own.[/QUOTE] Fucking BUUUUURN! Do you do battles? That shit gave me 3rd degree burns on my confidence [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Threadshitting" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=dannass;48501138]Murrica Fucking BUUUUURN! Do you do battles? That shit gave me 3rd degree burns on my confidence[/QUOTE] You're really weird and you should probably leave.
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;48500612]way to miss the joke lmao[/QUOTE] they've all lost their loaf tbh
[QUOTE=dannass;48497076] Also, this boy will get so much pity-pussy when he shows the girls this video when he's 10 years older[/QUOTE] That's not how social lives work.
Oh boy guys just let it go... learn to laugh a little.
[QUOTE=Mr. N;48501155]You're really weird and you should probably leave.[/QUOTE] Weird as I may be, You're probably the person at parties that sits alone on the sofa, contemplating what you're going to do next while you watch all the other people around you have a great time. You're probably the 'Quiet guy' The "smart" one which has only one female friend, Let me repeat FRIEND that gives you enough confidence to fool yourself you're good at talking to women. But you're not, you're afraid, So afraid you can't even joke around them. This is a forum, An American forum, And if i cannot exercise my freedom of speech without getting scrutinized as a weirdo just because I'm getting people fired up with a simple joke, Then I'll suggest you leave right now, Because this place isn't for you, You sofa dwelling party pooper. [editline]20th August 2015[/editline] That one goes out to all the dwellers in this thread. Lighten the fuck up.
[QUOTE=Blazedol;48497476]you're weird[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Episode;48497920]dude, what[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=KingKombat;48499019]dude[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;48499066]what the heck this works? does it work for commercials too?[/QUOTE] this thread is a god damn cringe-fest and i think it's going to give me lockjaw [QUOTE=unrezt;48501180]That's not how social lives work.[/QUOTE] you guys stop this is too much what is this thread [QUOTE=wauterboi;48500631] Also it's weird to joke about "pussy" in the context of a five year old.[/QUOTE] you are actually taking it this seriously dude see a therapist
[QUOTE=boobs;48501101]You sound like a real hoot to be around I dont understand why you edited out that virgin-veiled relationship rant though... we all saw it haha[/QUOTE] I'm redacting it because it's not what I think anymore. There's quotes underneath so you can see the original message, but I backed off and my message didn't need to stay the same. [editline]20th August 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=HybridTheroy;48501311]you are actually taking it this seriously dude see a therapist[/QUOTE] I don't like joking about sex with the context of a five year old. I don't see why that's weird.
[QUOTE=dannass;48501212]Weird as I may be, You're probably the person at parties that sits alone on the sofa, contemplating what you're going to do next while you watch all the other people around you have a great time. You're probably the 'Quiet guy' The "smart" one which has only one female friend, Let me repeat FRIEND that gives you enough confidence to fool yourself you're good at talking to women. But you're not, you're afraid, So afraid you can't even joke around them. This is a forum, An American forum, And if i cannot exercise my freedom of speech without getting scrutinized as a weirdo just because I'm getting people fired up with a simple joke, Then I'll suggest you leave right now, Because this place isn't for you, You sofa dwelling party pooper. [editline]20th August 2015[/editline] That one goes out to all the dwellers in this thread. Lighten the fuck up.[/QUOTE] Nobody gives a fuck about parties, girls, or Americans you're just being a little creep as well as being extremely odd. It's a video about a little kid crying and you're talking about the pussy he'll get lol Like do you even know what the outside world is because on a forum of gamers and weebs you somehow stand out as exceptionally creepy and odd.
[QUOTE=wauterboi;48501347] I don't like joking about sex with the context of a five year old. I don't see why that's weird.[/QUOTE] I guess you've never JOKED with anyone before? You're trying implant some gross, pedopheliac undertone into the context of a typical "little guy gets tang" joke and it's it's weird as fuck. You're weird as fuck bro. [QUOTE=Mr. N;48501372]Nobody gives a fuck about parties[/QUOTE] You're a lost cause
Damnass, derailer of thread and creep of the Infinite.
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;48501390]I guess you've never JOKED with anyone before? You're trying implant some gross, pedopheliac undertone into the context of a typical "little guy gets tang" joke and it's it's weird as fuck. You're weird as fuck bro.[/QUOTE] Sounds pretty aggressive for a social superman like yourself, while also missing the point There's a certain quality of younger kids called innocence. Deviating from that and saying, "Wow, that kid is going to fuck in the future" is odd and vulgar, and more importantly not funny. Feel free to do whatever jokes you want, but it's always going to come across to me as weird and annoying when you make a joke past their innocence. But I guess instead of accepting that other people have their own sense of humor, you took it upon yourself to request that I get mental health while also telling everybody in the thread that they are socially inept. I'm happy you found your own way to be superior to everyone else, gj
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;48501390]I guess you've never JOKED with anyone before? You're trying implant some gross, pedopheliac undertone into the context of a typical "little guy gets tang" joke and it's it's weird as fuck. You're weird as fuck bro. You're a lost cause[/QUOTE] What do they have to do with this? The moment you bring up your (nonexistent) social life to and unrelated topic you consign yourself to be a the weird kid in the corner of the classroom who fashions himself a real fucking lad when in fact nobody likes him.
[QUOTE=Mr. N;48501372]Nobody gives a fuck about parties, girls, or Americans you're just being a little creep as well as being extremely odd. It's a video about a little kid crying and you're talking about the pussy he'll get lol Like do you even know what the outside world is because on a forum of gamers and weebs you somehow stand out as exceptionally creepy and odd.[/QUOTE] Get some sunlight please. Also you need to understand that comedy is based around tragedy.. For the most part. Maybe it was a little fucked up, but the serious and tragic way you wankers take this simple joke is very funny indeed. With this much effort put into daily tasks, you could write a guide about your normal forum fueled life in a day. Would really help us extremely odd guys.
[QUOTE=dannass;48501498]Get some sunlight please. Also you need to understand that comedy is based around tragedy.. For the most part. Maybe it was a little fucked up, but the serious and tragic way you wankers take this simple joke is very funny indeed. With this much effort put into daily tasks, you could write a guide about your normal forum fueled life in a day. Would really help us extremely odd guys.[/QUOTE] What the fuck are you on about holy shit.
Okay, this thread got way more intense than it should have. Can we all drop it and focus on the video? I don't think anyone in here is actually an asshole and I misunderstood in the first place.
[QUOTE=wauterboi;48501481]Sounds pretty aggressive for a social superman like yourself, while also missing the point There's a certain quality of younger kids called innocence. Deviating from that and saying, "Wow, that kid is going to fuck in the future" is odd and vulgar, and more importantly not funny. Feel free to do whatever jokes you want, but it's always going to come across to me as weird and annoying when you make a joke past their innocence. But I guess instead of accepting that other people have their own sense of humor, you took it upon yourself to request that I get mental health while also telling everybody in the thread that they are socially inept. I'm happy you found your own way to be superior to everyone else, gj[/QUOTE] You're telling me to accept that other people have their own sense of humour (seriously), even though you left this peach of insight on the first page [quote]But seriously, I was literally on the news when I was five and I don't use it as some weird means to get women. Are you genuinely that desperate that you have to use the news as a means to replace your inability to get laid? How about just being interesting and enjoyable? I mean, I don't really care in the end. You do you. I just don't see the purpose or success of referring to the fact that you appeared on the news as a kid - that has nothing to do with who you are now and I'm pretty sure the "aww" you'd get from something like this wouldn't get them sexually closer to you.[/quote] All I can say is how the fuck does it feel, mate?
Right, because at the beginning of the thread I did not see it as humor but a sincere, creepy post. And I redacted it because I quickly realized he was joking, even though it's not my style of humor. I backed off. Then everyone got into a huge fit against each other calling each other out for being antisocial and I don't want to be involved with it over a misunderstanding of a joke. If you [I]really[/I] want to talk about antisocial it would probably reserved for people who don't let others move on over a misunderstanding [I]as I explained on the first page[/I]. Why bother calling me out on something I changed my mind on? And why are you being so abrasive? "How the fuck does it feel mate?" It sounds like you honestly (and I'm not even saying this with malice) need to chill out.
[QUOTE=wauterboi;48501566]Right, because at the beginning of the thread I did not see it as humor but a sincere, creepy post. And I redacted it because I quickly realized he was joking, even though it's not my style of humor. I backed off. Then everyone got into a huge fit against each other calling each other out for being antisocial and I don't want to be involved with it over a misunderstanding of a joke. If you [I]really[/I] want to talk about antisocial it would probably reserved for people who don't let others move on over a misunderstanding [I]as I explained on the first page[/I]. Why bother calling me out on something I changed my mind on? And why are you being so abrasive? "How the fuck does it feel mate?" It sounds like you honestly (and I'm not even saying this with malice) need to chill out.[/QUOTE] Because I'm almost drowning in irony due to the fact you're trying to attack his joke (those posts you haven't redacted), and I defended it, rationalizing that it's humour, and you told me to respect other people's sense of humour like come on man it's absurd.
[QUOTE=dannass;48501212]Weird as I may be, You're probably the person at parties that sits alone on the sofa, contemplating what you're going to do next while you watch all the other people around you have a great time. You're probably the 'Quiet guy' The "smart" one which has only one female friend, Let me repeat FRIEND that gives you enough confidence to fool yourself you're good at talking to women. But you're not, you're afraid, So afraid you can't even joke around them. This is a forum, [B]An American forum,[/B] And if i cannot exercise my freedom of speech without getting scrutinized as a weirdo just because I'm getting people fired up with a simple joke, Then I'll suggest you leave right now, Because this place isn't for you, You sofa dwelling party pooper. [editline]20th August 2015[/editline] That one goes out to all the dwellers in this thread. Lighten the fuck up.[/QUOTE] Yeah Garry you big fat american... wait
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;48501589]Because I'm almost drowning in irony due to the fact you're trying to attack his joke (those posts you haven't redacted), and I defended it, rationalizing that it's humour, and you told me to respect other people's sense of humour like come on man it's absurd.[/QUOTE] No, what I was saying is that I misinterpreted what he said and gave some understanding as to why I'm not a fan of those jokes (and probably why I didn't see it as a joke). They're totally jokes - people can enjoy them or whatever. I don't really. I don't view what I said as attacks or anything and I completely stepped away from my initial blow because it was stupid. But then you come in and started calling everyone anti-social and told me to see a therapist because I'm forcing something into his words, apparently? I don't get it. I don't really care. I'm not saying anyone is a pedophile. I'm explaining why I didn't find it funny. I dunno what you want me to say. I made a mistake and I backed off of it.
Hello the first thing I think about when I see a child crying on TV is him having sex with people because ??? . I'm not creepy though you're all spergs and virgins look at all this socialising I do trust me. What.
[QUOTE=dannass;48501212]Weird as I may be, You're probably the person at parties that sits alone on the sofa, contemplating what you're going to do next while you watch all the other people around you have a great time. You're probably the 'Quiet guy' The "smart" one which has only one female friend, Let me repeat FRIEND that gives you enough confidence to fool yourself you're good at talking to women. But you're not, you're afraid, So afraid you can't even joke around them. This is a forum, An American forum, And if i cannot exercise my freedom of speech without getting scrutinized as a weirdo just because I'm getting people fired up with a simple joke, Then I'll suggest you leave right now, Because this place isn't for you, You sofa dwelling party pooper. [editline]20th August 2015[/editline] That one goes out to all the dwellers in this thread. Lighten the fuck up.[/QUOTE] Oh hey, look at you, you dare to be more vocal and have no boundaries regarding vocabulary and don't give a shit if you offend someone! You really are a better person the all the so called "dwellers". Maybe you should realise this is a forum and not a place to dickwave, becouse rn your posts are just screaming "insecurity".
[QUOTE=Mr. N;48501372]Nobody gives a fuck about parties, girls, or Americans you're just being a little creep as well as being extremely odd. It's a video about a little kid crying and you're talking about the pussy he'll get lol Like do you even know what the outside world is because on a forum of gamers and weebs you somehow stand out as exceptionally creepy and odd.[/QUOTE] Uh Look yourself in the mirror real quick. Maybe me and about 100 other guys are just all creeps, but a light hearted joke that isn't AROUND the kid at all is completely normal. It's like seeing a kid dressed up in full ralph lauren and saying "Damn that kid is pulling hard right now" It's not creepy at all. Why are you all attacking him? Are you all that depraved? Lets dissect this joke: Kid is cute: Check Kid cries, cute: Check Girls like cute: check Show girls cute video of kid doing cute thing, when he is 10 years older (15,16) to pull some tang how is this creepy
[QUOTE=wauterboi;48501628]No, what I was saying is that I misinterpreted what he said and gave some understanding as to why I'm not a fan of those jokes (and probably why I didn't see it as a joke). They're totally jokes - people can enjoy them or whatever. I don't really. I don't view what I said as attacks or anything and I completely stepped away from my initial blow because it was stupid. But then you come in and started calling everyone anti-social and told me to see a therapist because I'm forcing something into his words, apparently? I don't get it. I don't really care. I'm not saying anyone is a pedophile. I'm explaining why I didn't find it funny. I dunno what you want me to say. I made a mistake and I backed off of it.[/QUOTE] I never called anyone anti-social, I just wanted to call the lot of you out on your guy's ridiculous logic and unfair treatment of someone cracking a joke. Facepunchers in recent years are always looking for reasons to get offended and it's starting to get annoying as heck.
Like just how insecure do you have to be to post in this kind of a thread about your "party animal" status or something (honestly don't know what are you really implying in all of those posts). [editline]20th August 2015[/editline] muh merge
what the fuck is this thread
[QUOTE=Scizor;48501689]Like just how insecure do you have to be to post in this kind of a thread about your "party animal" status or something (honestly don't know what are you really implying in all of those posts). [editline]20th August 2015[/editline] muh merge[/QUOTE] The amount of rage generated from that post proves that you're one of them. Your argument against me here are just your feelings bottling up, buddy.
[QUOTE=Mr. N;48501662]Hello the first thing I think about when I see a child crying on TV is him having sex with people because ??? . I'm not creepy though you're all spergs and virgins look at all this socialising I do trust me. What.[/QUOTE] [B]stop[/B] This is a pissing contest where the crowd cringes and everyone loses. Literally, the least interesting thing to argue about on the internet is how social you or others are. My original post wasn't even about this. No more sides. [QUOTE=HybridTheroy;48501686]I never called anyone anti-social, I just wanted to call the lot of you out on your guy's ridiculous logic and unfair treatment of someone cracking a joke. Facepunchers in recent years are always looking for reasons to get offended and it's starting to get annoying as heck.[/QUOTE] And it was stupid and I stopped. The only thing I said afterwards was that I don't like those jokes. I know a lot of people that do it too. I was explaining a general peeve than anything else, really.
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