• Reporter Makes Schoolboy Cry
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[QUOTE=Scizor;48501689]Like just how insecure do you have to be to post in this kind of a thread about your "party animal" status or something (honestly don't know what are you really implying in all of those posts). [editline]20th August 2015[/editline] muh merge[/QUOTE] Like just how insecure do you have to be to see someone make a "kids going to get the ladies when he's older" joke and instantly think they are trying to boast about their "party animal status"?
[QUOTE=Jimesu_Evil;48501696]what the fuck is this thread[/QUOTE] Herein this thread you may find hypocrisy, large amounts of wooshing, and political correctness to its max. People are telling this guy "don't brag about your party animal status" and then are calling him a disgusting creep for a light joke. Truly intriguing.
[QUOTE=dannass;48501701]The amount of rage generated from that post proves that you're one of them. Your argument here is just your feelings bottling up, buddy.[/QUOTE] One of who? argument againts what? Naw man I'm not raging, that could be however said about your previous posts. I'm just really stating the obvious here.
What's a girl?
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;48501714]Like just how insecure do you have to be to see someone make a "kids going to get the ladies when he's older" joke and instantly think they are trying to boast about their "party animal status"?[/QUOTE] I was refering to the norway guy but the merge broke cuz this thread is spazzing out, lol chill
[QUOTE=haloguy234;48497462]i would be surprised if any regular posters here know what women feel like[/QUOTE] I touched a girl's shoulder once.
[QUOTE=Zoran;48501740]I touched a girl's shoulder once.[/QUOTE] Can you give me some notes for my book?
[QUOTE=dannass;48501750]Can you give me some notes for my book?[/QUOTE] No people scare me I can't
[QUOTE=Zoran;48501751]No people scare me I can't[/QUOTE] Zoran watched a video of someone Korean kid screaming while dousing themselves with a gallon of milk. He swore never to interact with humans in person ever again. That shoulder touch was an accident on the bus. I can't say I feel differently.
[QUOTE=SGTSpartans;48501684]Uh Look yourself in the mirror real quick. Maybe me and about 100 other guys are just all creeps, but a light hearted joke that isn't AROUND the kid at all is completely normal. It's like seeing a kid dressed up in full ralph lauren and saying "Damn that kid is pulling hard right now" It's not creepy at all. Why are you all attacking him? Are you all that depraved? Lets dissect this joke: Kid is cute: Check Kid cries, cute: Check Girls like cute: check Show girls cute video of kid doing cute thing, when he is 10 years older (15,16) to pull some tang how is this creepy[/QUOTE] THANK YOU! I will pay you to be my translator/word-adjuster because my way of talking generates hate when idiots listen.
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[QUOTE=dannass;48501212]Weird as I may be, You're probably the person at parties that sits alone on the sofa, contemplating what you're going to do next while you watch all the other people around you have a great time. You're probably the 'Quiet guy' The "smart" one which has only one female friend, Let me repeat FRIEND that gives you enough confidence to fool yourself you're good at talking to women. But you're not, you're afraid, So afraid you can't even joke around them. This is a forum, An American forum, And if i cannot exercise my freedom of speech without getting scrutinized as a weirdo just because I'm getting people fired up with a simple joke, Then I'll suggest you leave right now, Because this place isn't for you, You sofa dwelling party pooper. [editline]20th August 2015[/editline] That one goes out to all the dwellers in this thread. Lighten the fuck up.[/QUOTE] this sounds oddly specific... i think you are self projecting.
[QUOTE=Mr. N;48501372]Nobody gives a fuck about parties, girls, or Americans you're just being a little creep as well as being extremely odd. It's a video about a little kid crying and you're talking about the pussy he'll get lol Like do you even know what the outside world is because on a forum of gamers and weebs you somehow stand out as exceptionally creepy and odd.[/QUOTE] This post is contradicting as fuck lmao [QUOTE=Mr. N;48501493]What do they have to do with this? The moment you bring up your (nonexistent) social life to and unrelated topic you consign yourself to be a the weird kid in the corner of the classroom who fashions himself a real fucking lad when in fact nobody likes him.[/QUOTE] What the fuck lol? [editline]20th August 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr. N;48501662]Hello the first thing I think about when I see a child crying on TV is him having sex with people because ??? . I'm not creepy though you're all spergs and virgins look at all this socialising I do trust me. What.[/QUOTE] STOP
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;48502136]This post is contradicting as fuck lmao What the fuck lol? [editline]20th August 2015[/editline] STOP[/QUOTE] Little late to the party m8 edit: lan party that is, don't want to be acting socially superior here.
came for the video, stayed for the arguments also this is like the 4th video this week that got derailed by the first reply
[QUOTE=SGTSpartans;48502447]Little late to the party m8 edit: lan party that is, don't want to be acting socially superior here.[/QUOTE] Listen here nobody gives a fuck ab parties or girls for that FUCKING matter what are you a pedo or something heh nice one i bet you dont even have a social life!! :suicide:
[QUOTE=dannass;48501212]Weird as I may be, You're probably the person at parties that sits alone on the sofa, contemplating what you're going to do next while you watch all the other people around you have a great time. You're probably the 'Quiet guy' The "smart" one which has only one female friend, Let me repeat FRIEND that gives you enough confidence to fool yourself you're good at talking to women. But you're not, you're afraid, So afraid you can't even joke around them. This is a forum, An American forum, And if i cannot exercise my freedom of speech without getting scrutinized as a weirdo just because I'm getting people fired up with a simple joke, Then I'll suggest you leave right now, Because this place isn't for you, You sofa dwelling party pooper. [editline]20th August 2015[/editline] That one goes out to all the dwellers in this thread. Lighten the fuck up.[/QUOTE] You know, if you scrutinize this post, you've literally said "I may be the one firing people up with a simple joke and being seen as a weirdo, but [I]you[/I] should probably leave because it's [I]clearly [/I]you that's the strange one."
[QUOTE=t h e;48502630]You know, if you scrutinize this post, you've literally said "I may be the one firing people up with a simple joke and being seen as a weirdo, but [I]you[/I] should probably leave because it's [I]clearly [/I]you that's the strange one."[/QUOTE] man you guys are like cockroaches
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;48502650]man you guys are like cockroaches[/QUOTE] I'm not sure what you're implying (i really don't, what are you saying in your post?), I just came in and wanted to point out the strange irony I found in his post. I don't know why you're very hung up on this topic enough to call me a cockroach (???) so props to you, I guess?
[QUOTE=t h e;48502668]I'm not sure what you're implying (i really don't, what are you saying in your post?), I just came in and wanted to point out the strange irony I found in his post. I don't know why you're very hung up on this topic enough to call me a cockroach (???) so props to you, I guess?[/QUOTE] I'm saying someone makes a joke and you all crawl out of the woodworks attempting to be offended so you can demonstrate how politically correct you are. It's hilarious.
[QUOTE=dannass;48501498]Get some sunlight please. Also you need to understand that comedy is based around tragedy.. For the most part. Maybe it was a little fucked up, but the serious and tragic way you wankers take this simple joke is very funny indeed. With this much effort put into daily tasks, you could write a guide about your normal forum fueled life in a day. Would really help us extremely odd guys.[/QUOTE] If it is a joke, it isn't funny. If you are trying to satirize something, you aren't satirizing anything or anything relevant.
when i was 4 i accidently walked into woman changing room, why do they all walk around flamboyantly in the nude? forever from then on I was confused.
Jesus christ you people.
[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;48502719]If it is a joke, it isn't funny. If you are trying to satirize something, you aren't satirizing anything or anything relevant.[/QUOTE] Yeah saying a kid is gonna get laid in the future is so fucking terrible
[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;48502719]If it is a joke, it isn't funny. If you are trying to satirize something, you aren't satirizing anything or anything relevant.[/QUOTE] Man you live up to your name.
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;48502771]Yeah saying a kid is gonna get laid in the future is so fucking terrible[/QUOTE] Yeah it's not terrible it's creepy
[QUOTE=Mr. N;48502802]Yeah it's not terrible it's creepy[/QUOTE] How is it creepy?
[QUOTE=Mr. N;48502802]Yeah it's not terrible it's creepy[/QUOTE] How?? Youve never heard someone ever say "that kids gonna be a player when he grows up hahaha" before?? Do you have any friends that have kids?? Or family members who have kids?? Tbh youre making absolutely zero sense [editline]20th August 2015[/editline] Youre on a forum where a good percentage of users have borderline animated porn for avatars and you think this is creepy like???
[QUOTE=Mr. N;48502802]Yeah it's not terrible it's creepy[/QUOTE] You're the one that's making it creepy if anything tbh
I was just saying if he was joking, it wasn't really funny. I never said anything about sex being bad. my bad.
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