Heres a bunch:
[QUOTE]people don't look down on you as much as you think they do. just consider yourself. if a different kid you don't know comes up and starts talking to you, is your first thought to look down on them, or to listen to what they have to say?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]fire safety:
-The CO2 coming out of a CO2 extinguisher is at -80 degrees celcius. CO2 extinguisher is unfit for putting out people whose clothes have caught on fire. The best thing to use is an extinguishing blanket, but if theres nothing else use the extinguisher but tell them to protect face.
-A person on fire will get the instinct to run like hell. If somebody near you catches on fine, grab them, push them over firmly and roll them over.
-People die from domistic fires because the smoke is porduced very quikcly and does tons of damage to the lungs. A normal person can only last 30 seconds in a room filled lightly with smoke.
cemical trivia:
-the bubbles that appear in boiling water are actually dissolved air that was in the water that gets out. If you boil water until there are no more bubbles and cool it down again, you can re-boil it to make the water reach temperatures up to 200 degrees celcius. If you drop something like a salt or a metal into the water or shake it it, it will boil violently. Air migrates back into a pan of water over the time of 2-5 hours
-When a candle is locked up into a jar and it goes out becuase of lack of fresh air, the oxygen concentration is not zero.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Today, I heard a woman on the bus talking about how, in order to lengthen her papers, she highlights all the punctuation and changes it from a size 12 font to as size 14. Curious, I tried this out. It added two full pages to my paper. Thank you, mystery woman, for saving my Composition II grade. MLIA.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]-Fish Oil, if I could take only one supplement, this would be it. I used to be like many of you. I sat around and brood on the existential crisis. Then one day I started taking fish oil because of my arthritis. To my surprise, I became very happy. The thought of living a meaningless life is still there, but it didn't seem to matter anymore. I felt....good, like I haven't been since I was 8. Do you remember how you felt when you were just a little lad? I discontinued it a few times to test my theory. Yup, google fish oil and depression. Many people just had it disappear overnight after taking this.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]If you ever buy a product from any store that has a limited exchange policy and you want to exchange it after the limit, instead of raging at the clerks in customer service, just buy another one and return the defective one with the box, papers, and receipt of the good one. Make sure there is no identifiable (and therefore contradictory) information on the defective one, like a product number stuck to it, lest you get caught.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a two-way mirror?? Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, for it is a two-way mirror[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]>Social Eng.
If you are seen as a 'nice guy' (and let's face it, most guys on /adv/ are the stereotypical 'nice guy') then try this every once in a while:
Get pissed at the girl you like. Make sure she knows your pissed off. Just yell at her a little bit; over nothing. Just be like 'Bitch, get out of my way. I'm trying to walk here and you're just standing there. FFS, move." Then just let her stew. If you've done it right then in a few hours/days she's gonna feel the need to make some sort of peace offering and will be really nice to you. Make sure and apologize (but not too profusely) afterwards.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]>Free shit
If you go to subway and customise your sub; once you get to the counter where you pay, if you pretend you have no money (or really don't have any) the cashier has two options: give you the sub for free (what are the odds that someone is gonna wanna buy the EXACT same sub as you?) or bin it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]If you want to remember something, like a telephone number (memorize) the best way to do this is write it either on your hand (best for things like due dates, and things you need to get done) or on a sticky note (a real one works, but if you're on your computer a lot and have vista you can get one on the side bar). Everyday when you see the sticky note it will stay in your memory a little longer, eventually you will have it memorized. This is really useful if you are forgetful and need to remember things such as formulas, numbers, codes etc..
It seems wierd or far fetched but it works great, just look at it time to time, also writing things on your hand is the absolute best way of remebering something for a short ammount of time[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Ctrl + Shift + T - Recover a closed tab
Ctrl + Shift + N - Recover a closed window
These work backwards through the entire session, very usefull.
Ctrl + Shift + P - Stop storing history and cookies for current session.
Also, on pressing again, or closing and re-opening the browser, it opens ff as it was when you first pressed the combo.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Go to a fast food place (or anywhere with a drive-thru) sometime at very non-peak hours, like just before the store closes. Order a bunch of food; about enough to fill up a large (but only one!) bag. Have one compatriot outside your car hide around a corner near the pick-up window. Pull up to the window to get your food, but be sure to leave a decent amount of space. As the employee hands your bloated bag of food out to you, your buddy runs past and grabs the bag of food, and runs off into the night. You say WTF and act really surprised, meanwhile the restaurant will have little choice other than to replace all of your 'stolen' food. Pick up your buddy around the block and bam, you just doubled the size of your meal.[/QUOTE]
Now rate me tool.
[QUOTE=RELAXiN;21400392]Heres a bunch:
[quote]Go to a fast food place (or anywhere with a drive-thru) sometime at very non-peak hours, like just before the store closes. Order a bunch of food; about enough to fill up a large (but only one!) bag. Have one compatriot outside your car hide around a corner near the pick-up window. Pull up to the window to get your food, but be sure to leave a decent amount of space. As the employee hands your bloated bag of food out to you, your buddy runs past and grabs the bag of food, and runs off into the night. You say WTF and act really surprised, meanwhile the restaurant will have little choice other than to replace all of your 'stolen' food. Pick up your buddy around the block and bam, you just doubled the size of your meal.[/quote]
Now rate me tool.[/QUOTE]
Hell yes.
If you put water in a vaccum(not the cleaning kind) it will boil.
[QUOTE=RELAXiN;21400392][quote]Go to a fast food place (or anywhere with a drive-thru) sometime at very non-peak hours, like just before the store closes. Order a bunch of food; about enough to fill up a large (but only one!) bag. Have one compatriot outside your car hide around a corner near the pick-up window. Pull up to the window to get your food, but be sure to leave a decent amount of space. As the employee hands your bloated bag of food out to you, your buddy runs past and grabs the bag of food, and runs off into the night. You say WTF and act really surprised, meanwhile the restaurant will have little choice other than to replace all of your 'stolen' food. Pick up your buddy around the block and bam, you just doubled the size of your meal.[/quote][/QUOTE]
That's actually fucking genius.
How to get a free meal at McDonalds:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27NX_MMIkLY[/media]
[QUOTE=Clank21;21401153]How to get a free meal at McDonalds:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27NX_MMIkLY[/media][/QUOTE]
Now that's just mean :frown:, someone lost his meal
[editline]09:17PM[/editline]
Unless they replace it for him...
[QUOTE=RELAXiN;21400392]-Fish Oil, if I could take only one supplement, this would be it. I used to be like many of you. I sat around and brood on the existential crisis. Then one day I started taking fish oil because of my arthritis. To my surprise, I became very happy. The thought of living a meaningless life is still there, but it didn't seem to matter anymore. I felt....good, like I haven't been since I was 8. Do you remember how you felt when you were just a little lad? I discontinued it a few times to test my theory. Yup, google fish oil and depression. Many people just had it disappear overnight after taking this.[/QUOTE]
I do and always have consumed a lot of fish oil, I also eat a lot of fish. Yet I'm moderately depressed.
[editline]09:35AM[/editline]
Am I supposed to be taking it rectally?
Also, he says existentialism like it's a bad thing.
haha epic thread
[QUOTE=Clank21;21401153]How to get a free meal at McDonalds:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27NX_MMIkLY[/media][/QUOTE]
That is genius.
[QUOTE=ZpankR;21395879]Sit down in some chair, with someone in front of you.
Close your eyes and touch both the person siting in front of you and your noses
Your nose seems to be larger than usual
:350:[/QUOTE]
Related:
Feel like you're lacking a second nose? Well, just cross your middle and index fingers and move them horizontally across your nose. If done right, a second one seems to have appeared.
[code][B]White House Scam[/B]
Step 1. Pretend you're on the phone in the store.
Step 2. Make it look like you're looking for an item that the person on the other end of the phone wants.
Step 3. Walk by the clerk you're going to buy your item from while you're on the phone frequently.
Step. 4 Purchase your item. (e.g Video game)
Step 5. Come back 15-30 min later to the store.
Step 6. Go back to the area where you bought your video game. and pick it up another copy of it.
Step. 7 Go back to the cash register with the 2nd copy of the product and (lie) explain to the clerk that you bought the wrong video game; you were meant to buy something else for a friend but you got the wrong game. Since you walked by the clerk often, he'll think you were actually on the phone and refund you, thus you got a free game.[/code]
[QUOTE=StackOfPoo;21402728]Related:
Feel like you're lacking a second nose? Well, just cross your middle and index fingers and move them horizontally across your nose. If done right, a second one seems to have appeared.[/QUOTE]
oH GOD WHAT
[quote=stackofpoo;21402728]related:
Feel like you're lacking a second nose? Well, just cross your middle and index fingers and move them horizontally across your nose. If done right, a second one seems to have appeared.[/quote]
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO Me
Found this a month ago:
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1268700335469.jpeg[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=starpluck;21402835][code][B]White House Scam[/B]
Step 1. Pretend you're on the phone in the store.
Step 2. Make it look like you're looking for an item that the person on the other end of the phone wants.
Step 3. Walk by the clerk you're going to buy your item from while you're on the phone frequently.
Step. 4 Purchase your item. (e.g Video game)
Step 5. Come back 15-30 min later to the store.
Step 6. Go back to the area where you bought your video game. and pick it up another copy of it.
Step. 7 Go back to the cash register with the 2nd copy of the product and (lie) explain to the clerk that you bought the wrong video game; you were meant to buy something else for a friend but you got the wrong game. Since you walked by the clerk often, he'll think you were actually on the phone and refund you, thus you got a free game.[/code][/QUOTE]
I don't think this will work.
[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;21403001]I don't think this will work.[/QUOTE]
I don't even understand how it works he has such poor grammar. Is it like saying you return an item worth $30 get store credit and then use the store credit to buy another game? That sounds retarded yet i can't work out. MY MIND IS FUCKED.
[QUOTE=Benf199105;21403141]I don't even understand how it works he has such poor grammar. Is it like saying you return an item worth $30 get store credit and then use the store credit to buy another game? That sounds retarded yet i can't work out. MY MIND IS FUCKED.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ScO46z6vRn4[/media]
Watch it, I have correct grammar, your brain just can't process what I said.
[QUOTE=starpluck;21403261][URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL]
[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ScO46z6vRn4[/URL]
Watch it, I have correct grammar, your brain just can't process what I said.[/QUOTE]
GENIUS! I have to try this.
[QUOTE=Andokool12;21396052]You guys seem to be having some trouble grasping the concept of a life hack, so let me re-paint and post an EPIC hack:
[IMG]http://cheetocommunity.xsjefkex.com/upload/users/Andokool12/blankethack.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I do that every night.
[QUOTE=StackOfPoo;21402728]Related:
Feel like you're lacking a second nose? Well, just cross your middle and index fingers and move them horizontally across your nose. If done right, a second one seems to have appeared.[/QUOTE]
It doesn't work for me.
:saddowns:
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