I found out why you shouldn't have dairy products when on antibiotics.
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I can't stop laughing.
My sides have split and have in turn begun laughing at this thread :v:
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As long as I wait 2 hours after ingestion of Tetracycline before taking any milk, I do not experience the distress you do.
But there was that day I was in a rush. Oh lord, that did not end well.
[QUOTE=Juoniva;17137000]Hmm, antibiotics + dairy products don't have such effects on me[/QUOTE]
It depends on which antibiotics you're taking.
i had breakfast with the pill and a bowl of cereal
at the same time
and the cereal had milk it in.
right away the farts started
I was fucking eating grapes damn
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Shitageddon
When you take a shit that rumbles the earth, a shit that has a smell that could only possibly be summoned up from the fiery depths of hell.
A shit so bad, you are in pain.
Can also refer to gas.
I was on antibiotics and I had some tea with condensed milk and later that night I had my own personal Shitageddon.
[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17139680]i had breakfast with the pill and a bowl of cereal
at the same time
and the cereal had milk it in.
right away the farts started[/QUOTE]
you still haven't learned your lesson have you
[QUOTE=SilverDwarf;17139945]you still haven't learned your lesson have you[/QUOTE]
Not particularly.:banjo:
[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17139963]Not particularly.:banjo:[/QUOTE]
Don't learn your lesson. Keep doing it. These posts are making GD hilarious again.
This thread is win.
I'm probably not going to ever take antibiotics and eat dairy now...
Best thread i've seen in a while
Oh god its still going
[QUOTE=EcksDee;17134473]Connect a tube from your ass to the outdoors.
You may cause more global warming, but oh well.[/QUOTE]
:smug: good idea
i think i can power my car on the gas i'm getting from this:am:
[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17142292]i think i can power my car on the gas i'm getting from this:am:[/QUOTE]
Well there's only one way to find out. Get to it.
This is a shit thread.
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okay to continue this thread I just had a late full of condensed milk :clint:
[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17143048]okay to continue this thread I just had a late full of condensed milk :clint:[/QUOTE]
Would sir care for some Macaroni Cheese with Milk? Followed by Milk Chocolate?
This thread sounds like a H.P. Lovecraft story.
[QUOTE=radioactive;17143069]Would sir care for some Macaroni Cheese with Milk? Followed by Milk Chocolate?[/QUOTE]
good idea, gonna bike down to the store to speed up my metabolism so i fart quicker and get some mac n cheese and chocolate
i love this thread :neckbeard:
Light a match before you fart next time.
this just in, investigators found cause of Indonesian earthquake that happened earlier this week
it was shitageddon
watch this: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnSKcV6l5A8[/url] , i hope it helped :P
speaking of shit
for the past few weeks i've been crapping out HUGE FUCKING LOGS
Shitting out a Lumberjack site
Shitageddon
Oh god...
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;17147039]speaking of shit
for the past few weeks i've been crapping out HUGE FUCKING LOGS
Shitting out a Lumberjack site[/QUOTE]
I've been like the end of a conveyor belt at a quarry.
clunk clunk clunk clunk clunk
I did have a period of a few weeks where I had to fart a lot and they smelled really nasty too, but I never had antibiotics and I rarely eat dairy products.
It wasn't a shitageddon, more like a farting spree lasting a few weeks
[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17133871]
I farted and I thought T-Pain was singing out of my ass.
[/QUOTE]
that must've smelt delicious...
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