I found out why you shouldn't have dairy products when on antibiotics.

[Uberman77883]

This post is 110% true.

Right after I read the OP, I had to take the runs like a motherfucker. Whilst on the toilet, I was laughing so hard because of this thread that I literally lost control of my bowels. At one single moment, the contents of my intestines emptied into the toilet. After that I used up a spray bottle of febreeze to try and mask the smell, but they mixed instead of my desired effect. It now smells so bad, that I swear a fucking shit monster will take up residence in there.

[Denzo]

[QUOTE=Uberman77883;17148310]This post is 110% true.

Right after I read the OP, I had to take the runs like a motherfucker. Whilst on the toilet, I was laughing so hard because of this thread that I literally lost control of my bowels. At one single moment, the contents of my intestines emptied into the toilet. After that I used up a spray bottle of febreeze to try and mask the smell, but they mixed instead of my desired effect. It now smells so bad, that I swear a fucking shit monster will take up residence in there.[/QUOTE]

my bowels r hurt now

[Binsky]

This is oddly reminiscent of the day i ate too many fiber bars.

[xHcOxPinata]

I had Taco Bell a few days ago. I am still under the effects of it.

[exhale55]

This thread is gold.

[Chex]

ARR DARMA, you're my new personal hero. I don't think I've ever shit my pants from laughing so hard before. I love you.

:butt:

[Monkeytracks]

He could have food poisoning. He could very much be on his way to the ggrave as we type, and all we can do is laugh?
It may be true that this thread is funny but at what cost?

[Scope0]

Thread is [img]http://www.open2.net/blogs/media/blogs/39197167_gold.jpg[/img]

[Polymorph]

[QUOTE=Binsky;17148561]This is oddly reminiscent of the day i ate too many fiber bars.[/QUOTE]

I took twice the recommended amount of fiber pills one day.

Sadly, nothing happened. Not even what it was supposed to do.

[CommieTurtle]

Are you sure you didn't take a hand full of ex-lax?

[Binsky]

[QUOTE=helpiminabox;17149381]I took twice the recommended amount of fiber pills one day.

Sadly, nothing happened. Not even what it was supposed to do.[/QUOTE]

i didn't take any pills here.

Just those motherfuckin' fiber one bars... So delicious...

[Nori]

I haven't lold at something on the internet in so long. Thank you, op.

[editline]09:55PM[/editline]

[quote=binsky;17149605]i didn't take any pills here.

Just those motherfuckin' fiber one bars... So delicious...[/quote]

[b][i]PEELS HERE![/i][/b]

[dirty harry]

Haha, oh wow. Funniest thing I've read in a while on FP, even if it is incredibly immature -though I'm interpretting it that he's satiring all the stupid threads we've been having as of late.

Also, after noting his avatar, for added laughs try to read his posts in the voice of Rorschach.

[Binsky]

[QUOTE=Nori;17149681]
[b][i]PEELS HERE![/i][/b][/QUOTE]

[img]http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/thats_the_joke.jpg[/img]

[AxisKiller]

This thread is pure gold. I've never laughed so hard in ages.

[Madman_Andre]

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17133871]I've been having these terrible farts, they SHAKE THE EARTH, the smell is only that which can be conjured up through a portal to hell, and my good men, MY ASS IS THAT PORTAL.

I farted and I literally scared my cat, which was across the room.
It was a very hearty fart with plenty of base and a smell reminiscent of pork and beans.

I farted and I thought T-Pain was singing out of my ass.

It smells like shitageddon.[/QUOTE]

Quite possibly the best post of the entire year...

[Blarg190]

Op needs title it should be shitageddon.
Also try Monster energy and yoghurt [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoghurt[/url]
Bad day at work. Funny all the time they get wet :smug:
[B]Edit:[/B] I linked to the wikipedia entry cause it's not spelled the way I thought.

[Scope0]

More ARR DARMA

[Athlias]

Try drinking spoiled milk.

[ARR DARMA]

I just felt everything shift

inside

[Polymorph]

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17152752]I just felt everything shift

inside[/QUOTE]

Everyone run, he's gonna blow!

[Denzo]

[QUOTE=helpiminabox;17152953]Everyone run, he's gonna blow![/QUOTE]

get to the choppah!

[silentlink]

I've just been to the bathroom, but now I have to shit again. I've got homework to do, what if I don't survive?

[B-hazard]

First thing that came to my mind:
[img]http://www.movie-moron.com/wp-content/gallery/fake-posters/Poster-Thunderpants.jpg[/img]

[buttspoonce]

hahahahahhaa this thread

[Denzo]

i feel like i have a shitageddon now oh god

gotta go to the toilet

[d_cover]

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17133871]I've been having these terrible farts, they SHAKE THE EARTH, the smell is only that which can be conjured up through a portal to hell, and my good men, MY ASS IS THAT PORTAL.

I farted and I literally scared my cat, which was across the room.
It was a very hearty fart with plenty of base and a smell reminiscent of pork and beans.

I farted and I thought T-Pain was singing out of my ass.

It smells like shitageddon.[/QUOTE]

LOOK AT ME! I'm on a mother fucking boat. I have had that expirance myself.

[editline]06:08PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Silentlink;17155795]I've just been to the bathroom, but now I have to shit again. I've got homework to do, what if I don't survive?[/QUOTE]

Consider you're self lucky.... If you don't survive thast is.

[Joxalot]

Shitageddon yesterday, thread HiFive!

[CanibalMonke]

I think Arr Darma should get Gold Member. Anyone else agree?

[Joxalot]

[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17161862]I think Arr Darma should get [b]Brown[/b] Member. Anyone else agree?[/QUOTE]

I totaly agreed with this gentleman' fixed statement
With a "Shitageddon" title