I found out why you shouldn't have dairy products when on antibiotics.

[X-HARMLESS-X]

Oh god, I'm crying with laughter. Thank you so much.

[ARR DARMA]

Back from seeing District 9.

I was slowly leaking my gas out into the movie theater though. Smelled awful afterward.

[Joxalot]

"Shitageddon or How antibiotic shit make my ass a gates to hell."

[Abstrakt]

I love doing that, though :[

[GrimBloodyFable]

This thread caught me off guard so much, I think I'm gonna puke from laughter.

[Hivemind]

For anyone interested in the reason behind this, it sounds alot like lactose intolerance, apparently some drugs temporarily prevent the gut producing the lactase enzyme, used to break up lactose (the sugar in dairy products.) This means that you get a whole load of lactose travelling into your gut, where all sorts of fun (and actually very useful) bacteria reside, some of them feast on this whole new supply of lactose and produce an unholy amount of waste gasses, hence the unusual amount of flatulence.

Basically you're temporarily lactose intolerant.

[ubertaco]

omg I woke up my house with laughter from this thread XD. This and the thread where one guy shit everywhere in the kitchen made me laugh fucking hard.

[ARR DARMA]

I've been blasting like a tuba for a hour.

[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shitageddon[/url]

[jordguitar]

The chemo that is curing gd!

[<3<3]

Well, the first 5 posts were funny.

[Spacewolf]

This is a weird thread.

[Daolpu]

I nominate this thread for the best thing rating.

[Jzzb]

fart jokes are funny

[Joxalot]

[QUOTE=Jzzb;17175368]fart jokes are funny[/QUOTE]

Not when you shit all over your pants after a T-Pain rhyme

[MarkG06]

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17163990]Back from seeing District 9.

I was slowly leaking my gas out into the movie theater though. Smelled awful afterward.[/QUOTE]

If anyone asks just say you were aiding the experience by creating a prawn smell :v:

[Bravojr]

I present to you gentlemen, A
[IMG]http://i25.tinypic.com/1zogqvn.jpg[/IMG]
Shitaggedon. XD

[Joxalot]

What the Christ

[Bravojr]

[QUOTE=Joxalot;17177642]What the Christ[/QUOTE]

Nah, I'm sure it would take a full fledged god to do such.

[Scope0]

box [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/box.png[/img]

[Bravojr]

[QUOTE=Scope0;17177715]box [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/box.png[/img][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/1688q6d.jpg[/IMG]

[overdark]

[url]http://www.zazzle.com/custom_urban_dictionary_mug-168421401815798969[/url]

Mugageddon D:

[ShaunOfTheLive]

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17163990]Back from seeing District 9.

I was slowly leaking my gas out into the movie theater though. Smelled awful afterward.[/QUOTE]

[sp]it was your gas that broke their ship[/sp]

[Joxalot]

[QUOTE=overdark;17177824][url]http://www.zazzle.com/custom_urban_dictionary_mug-168421401815798969[/url]

Mugageddon D:[/QUOTE]

I would buy a mug with shitageddon definition on it

[ARR DARMA]

i think i just shat myself:cheers:

[breakfastduck]

Speaking of shit's I did a shit once that was so long I actually had to cut it with a knife. Seriously.

[.Cheezy.]

[QUOTE=FunnyGamer;17137863][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Tetracycline_structure.svg[/img]

As long as I wait 2 hours after ingestion of Tetracycline before taking any milk, I do not experience the distress you do.

But there was that day I was in a rush. Oh lord, that did not end well.[/QUOTE]

Hey, I'm on the same stuff, too! I get the gas once in a while.

[uberdood15]

oh god, this thread is being favorited. gotta love it.

[Hunt3r.j2]

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Ate some noodles that smelled off. Right now I can hear my stomach rumbling.

I predict some major shit.

[ubertaco]

Dude I'm havin my own shitageddon.

[gReplay]

[QUOTE=Hunt3r.j2;17187867]FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Ate some noodles that smelled off. Right now I can hear my stomach rumbling.

I predict some major shit.[/QUOTE]

Prepare for a shit storm heading your way.