I found out why you shouldn't have dairy products when on antibiotics. - General

[QUOTE=gReplay;17189220]Prepare for a shit storm heading your way.[/QUOTE] FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU- Yep. I could feel a gentle bulge between my ass cracks, like a cork on a volcano before it blew. As I sat on the toilet, pants and underwear off, it went like a firehose. A never-ending stream of watery shit. As a scent of something beyond words wafted into the bathroom, I gagged and quickly began to try and fan it into the toilet. I swear, rockets could lift off with the intensity of my shitageddon.

Cant breathe im crying with laughter xd

Thread reminds me of this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgTTD-Fr7hQ[/media]

Thank you, for the last 3 or so nights have have laughed so hard when trying to get to sleep that I snort. You made my body malfunction bitch :argh: No idea why this was on my mind while trying to sleep, possibly to drown out the Slender man...

Nothing has made me laugh this hard ever. EVER.

i am in pain oh my god the oh my god it's swelling inside my gut holy shit the paaaaaaaaaaaaaain. i feel like one of those people in that stephen king movie with the aliens that hid in people and then finally fatally got shat out.

the first time I read this I was grabbing a paper towel to clean the coke off my screen.

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17133871]pork and beans[/QUOTE] i'ma do the things that i wanna do i ain't got a thing to prove to you but seriously, farting is manly and should not be held back by conformist doctors

I drank milk when on antibiotics and I didn't have bad gas.

Give this man gold for making a thread full of it.

I would love to see ARR in gold.

This isn't funny at all, why the fuck are people thinking this guy should be a gold member? I didn't know I had to make a thread about diarrhea and gas to get gold. Seriously, I've tried to refrain from posting in here and let you nine year olds laugh at farts, but [i]come on[/i], this is unbelievably stupid. I can't believe Facepunch has gone this low. My words cannot express the level of stupidity this thread emanates.

[QUOTE=tomahawk2;17204508]This isn't funny at all, why the fuck are people thinking this guy should be a gold member? I didn't know I had to make a thread about diarrhea and gas to get gold. Seriously, I've tried to refrain from posting in here and let you nine year olds laugh at farts, but [i]come on[/i], this is unbelievably stupid. I can't believe Facepunch has gone this low.[/QUOTE] facepunch has always been this low you've been too ignorant to see it.:smithicide:

[QUOTE=tomahawk2;17204508]This isn't funny at all, why the fuck are people thinking this guy should be a gold member? I didn't know I had to make a thread about diarrhea and gas to get gold. Seriously, I've tried to refrain from posting in here and let you nine year olds laugh at farts, but [i]come on[/i], this is unbelievably stupid. I can't believe Facepunch has gone this low.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwxwUiDbRCk[/media] The thing is, anyone can write about pooping and it's usually not funny. But the analogies and the way it was written made it funny.

HAHA T-pain in your ass?

[QUOTE=markfu;17204548][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwxwUiDbRCk[/media][/QUOTE] I'm all for stupid humor, but it should be fucking funny. :ironicat:

I once had a Shitageddon on vacation. I prefer blacking out.

I laughed so hard I have hiccups now. Excellent thread.

The only part of this thread worth reading was the Yog Sothoth reference. LOL POOP JOKE GUYS

Hurf durf fart jokes.

stil going?

I laughed not.

This thread was awesome. More fart jokes.

Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas.

this is fucking stupid

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;17143139]good idea, gonna bike down to the store to speed up my metabolism so i fart quicker and get some mac n cheese and chocolate[/QUOTE] You said your fart lifted you off your chair? And now you're biking? [img]http://www.originalprop.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/et_moon.jpg[/img]

I fucking love this thread.

[QUOTE=M_B;17210077]this is fucking stupid[/QUOTE] P. jealous of my shitting abilities. Gonna go to doc tomorrow for followup.

this thread should be stickied. as a warning.

ITT golds are angry because they know OP deserves gold more than they did, and he makes poopy jokes