[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;15807752]Have fun with your fingers on your anus.[/QUOTE]
You never wipe THAT close. :aaaaa:
Hm, I never really think about how I wipe my ass.
Nor do I want to start.
Know what sucks?
DIARRHEA. FUUUUUUUUUUU- IT STICKS TO MY ASS WHEN I WIPE.
[QUOTE=VaultBoi;15807401]ive never met someone dumb enough to say they hate toilet paper[/QUOTE]
Thank goodness not everybody thinks the same way as you. Because if there weren't minds thinking about how to improve stuff and advance, then bb to life as you know it, i.e. bb to your pc, car etc.
jk it's toilet paper, do whatever you want, use WHAT THEY TELL YOU TO USE
I use a toilet paper, then wipes, then toilet paper.
I've got this shit to a science.
Pun unintentional.
Taking a dump in the woods. The horror.
It's not easy to wipe your ass with grass.
That's wonderful, I'm going to stick with plain toilet paper, it's nice and soft.
I wipe my bottom with my bare hand and a bucket. :clint:
I prefer Charmin, thank you. I don't like having a wet butt.
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;15808091]I prefer Charmin, thank you. I don't like having a wet butt.[/QUOTE]
But what if we used wipes and THEN toilet paper? :aaaaa:
[QUOTE=X-ZECUTiONER;15807200]
You know it sucks. No matter how many times you wipe (even if you use a whole fucking roll and your ass seems clean) there is always some shit hiding in the dark corners of your ass, which can result to booty sweat. Wetting a small part of the paper might have better results, but you risk having paper jammed in there (which will be tough to clean if you have a hairy arse).
A solution is taking a shower after wiping yourself (by the way you're a filthy bastard if you just wipe with toilet paper). A short shower will pretty much ensure a clean ass and this is what I used to do. However this results to the whole process taking so much time that you eventually regret taking a dump (as you have to pause your 4-hour TF2 session; you know you're a fucking nerd). Apart from that, you unnecessarily (as it will be shown right after) spend water, so this solution is not eco-friendly.
I have tried everything out there and I must tell you that there is only one true solution.
Without further adieu, I present to you the ultimate solution to ass-wiping:
[b]WIPES[/b]
Don't be afraid to try. Hell, you can even [i]borrow[/i] some baby wipes from your younger brother (or your uncle).
Wipes are awesome. 3-4 wipes and you are done, no hassle. Bonus a nice smell.
Forget toilet-paper, you can only wipe your penis with it and it will still probably tear apart.
Don't think of what friends will say if they see baby wipes in your bathroom, let them enjoy their dirtiness and convince them that having a sanitary ass increases your chance of getting a girlfriend (after that watch out for possible wipe-thefts committed by your friends).
As a conclusion, wet wipes might be a bit expensive, but they are worth it. You save time, your ass is happy and you are happy.
(By the way, I remember garry complaining about toilet paper in his blog. Garry, this is the thread for you.)[/QUOTE]
Hey guys look I use big cuss words! Mommy told me not to use them but fuck parents I'm a real rebel!! Whoa, does that make me cool? Uh? Anyone?
Edit:
Also look how angry I sound!! Yeah that's some cool shit!
Some times i shit so bad i have to wipe more then my ass
[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;15808124]Hey guys look I use big cuss words! Mommy told me not to use them but fuck parents I'm a real rebel!! Whoa, does that make me cool? Uh? Anyone?[/QUOTE]
Your -censored- if you think that using -censored- cuss words is so -censored- bad.
I just bend over with my head between my legs and yell at the poop until it falls into my mouth
:goatse:
:v:
[QUOTE=Aidos;15807237]A++ thread. Would read again.[/QUOTE]
I hate you. There's always one of you that can't resist for some fucking unknown reason.
[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;15808124]Heyd guys look I;m a gold member ain't i big shitDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD use bigdfg cussdfg wfgdfords! Mommy told me not asdasda butt fuCKsasdasdasdsaem but fuck parents I'm a real rebel!! Wsdsfssdcool? Uh? Anyone?sdfsd
fsdait![/QUOTE]
you are poop.
[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;15808124]Hey guys look I use big cuss words! Mommy told me not to use them but fuck parents I'm a real rebel!! Whoa, does that make me cool? Uh? Anyone?
Edit:
Also look how angry I sound!! Yeah that's some cool shit![/QUOTE]
Your attempt at trolling has just failed!
[QUOTE=Spacebat;15808207]I hate you. There's always one of you that can't resist for some fucking unknown reason.[/QUOTE]
I was being honest.
[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;15808124]Also look how angry I sound!! Yeah that's some cool shit![/QUOTE]
Aw -censored- -censored-.
But ain't this a bit well... girly? Got dang it.
I just wash it after I poop
My point is that you can get a point across without desperately trying to sound like [URL=http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa181/breadlord5/Scissorsnonracist.jpg]these image macros.[/URL]
If you already feel trolled then you're sensitive and silly.
Best thing is to do it space station style and hoover it all out straight to space.
Just spread your fat buttcheecks and shave your foot long ass hairs. I bet your shit gets smeared all over your ass.
Eat less junk.
I don't wipe my ass so no thank you.
What if you have a colostomy?
You guys are weird... I just use the three shells...
[QUOTE=Aidos;15807237]A++ thread. Would read again.[/QUOTE]
These posts should be banable.
[QUOTE=Naw;15809058]These posts should be banable.[/QUOTE]
They are. Theres just too many of them.
Normal paper doesnt, Cheap paper does, its like surprise anal fingering ._.
I usually take a huge fucking shit in the morning and then take my shower, and then I hold it in till the next day
I think OP needs to learn how to wipe his arse.
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