• Toilet paper sucks and you know it
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Ultimate solution: 1. Wipe using 3 stacked sheets of toilet paper + some water + liquid handsoap. (gets everything if you do it right) 2. Wipe using wet paper to remove soap. 3. Wipe using dry paper. 4. wash your hands incredibly well. ps. Wetwipe things should not be flushed down the toilet. A long time ago we used to use those exclusively, and even though it didn't clog right away, it eventually got a clog deep down in the piping, not fixable with a simple plunger :(
I do this: 1. Wipe majority of shit of ass with toilet paper. 2. Use wipe to get the scum and left overs off. 3. Dry ass with toilet paper. Repeat 1 and 2 as many times as needed. When I drop a big nuke in the toilet I use tons of toilet paper and half a fucking roll.
All you sissies. Using toilet paper... wipes... leaves... Use this. [img]http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/858/45057885.JPG[/img]
Or you could use a bidet like civilised people do.
[QUOTE=Cheezy;15807400]What's all this talk about "booty-sweat?" it's called ass-soda, everyone knows that.[/QUOTE] [img]http://fusedfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/booty-sweat.jpg[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC4STNPm4R4[/media] No it's not.
[QUOTE=Camundongo;15807290]I use a combination of the two.[/QUOTE] Same. Toilet paper first to clean up most of the [i]debris[/i] and then the wipes after to make sure nothing is left over. If needed I might do one last wipe with a piece of toilet paper then I'm done. PS. I'm a scruncher
[QUOTE=Cheezy;15807400]What's all this talk about "booty-sweat?" it's called ass-soda, everyone knows that.[/QUOTE] You mean this stuff? [img]http://www.rockthelist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bootysweat.jpg[/img] (Unintentional ninja.)
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;15807705][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Bidet_Ego_Kolo.jpg[/img] This is how it's done.[/QUOTE] Imagine if you came home real drunk and sat on the wrong one first.
[QUOTE=Jessesmith11;15807404]the creepy thing is the fact that we [b]wipe our asses with [i]paper[/i][/b][/QUOTE] Yeah, you're right. We just use our [b][i]hands[/i][/b].
I wipe my ass with poison ivy leaves. Feels good man. :smug:
Real men don't wipe. They leave the shit stuck to their ass. Shows character.
You only need one moist thing each time you shit. Don't use only those what a fucking waste god damn. One uses one then the rest of the time uses the paper. Come on bro. I'm going to rate myself late just so I am prepared.
[QUOTE=STREWTH_99;15807822]I wipe my ass with these [img]http://www.ppws.vt.edu/scott/weed_id/poisonivy8-11b.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I actually tried leaves once when I was in the middle of a fucking forest and had to shit. The results were ass full of ants and other small insects and still dirty anus.
[QUOTE=RichardNixon;15807217]Oh and what's with all these fags caring about the environment?[/QUOTE] Don't use that word. You have no right. Get out.
it doesent suck, it absorbs.
[QUOTE=zeldar;15808065]I wipe my bottom with my bare hand and a bucket. :clint:[/QUOTE] Avatar fits perfectly with this post.
Us arabs use our good ol' left hands
[QUOTE=zenith777;15817810]I actually tried leaves once when I was in the middle of a fucking forest and had to shit. The results were ass full of ants and other small insects and still dirty anus.[/QUOTE] plus those are poison ivy leaves.
We need those bidet toilets like they have in Japan. The first time I tried one, I sprayed the back of my shirt. [editline]02:42PM[/editline] [img]http://www.feitclub.com/images/washlet_s.jpg[/img]
Wow, i think its gay to care about how your ass smells. No offense :P
Proper hygiene =/= "gay" [IMG]http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w81/Hurland/a7ca468c.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=laval;15821128]Proper hygiene =/= "gay" [IMG]http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w81/Hurland/a7ca468c.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] That looks so redudant, it seems like half the thread has problems wiping their arses properly, I'd suggest getting a potty training book.
[QUOTE=Cheezy;15807400]What's all this talk about "booty-sweat?" it's called ass-soda, everyone knows that.[/QUOTE] Sounds ass-tastic!
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Don't youy know how to wipe your ass properly?
I thought I was the only one. Awesome.
[QUOTE=STREWTH_99;15807822]I wipe my ass with these [img]http://www.ppws.vt.edu/scott/weed_id/poisonivy8-11b.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] So do I. Good thing I'm immune.
Again, what if you have a colostomy?
So if toilet paper sucks, what does the toilet do? [img]http://www.nakedauthors.com/uploaded_images/bite_me_toilet_300-735161.jpg[/img] My guess is that it uses its tongue to give you an ass-job.
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