You're doing it wrong!
Real men use industrial grade jumbo rolls:
[url]http://www.restockit.com/Jumbo-Roll-2-Ply-Toilet-Paper.html[/url]
[img]http://www.restockit.com/images/Product/icon/PWIN4713.JPG[/img]
Puffs!
Real men use sandpaper!
[img]http://www.foxmanufacturing.com/images/GP%20sabdpaper%20150%20grit.jpg[/img] + [img]http://ashcomberefugees.org/myPictures/arse_emblem_2.jpg[/img] = [img]http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/CCP/CCP0012708_P.JPG[/img]
I know how to wipe my ass properly.
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[QUOTE=The Slayer;15903170]Puffs!
Real men use sandpaper!
[img]http://www.foxmanufacturing.com/images/GP%20sabdpaper%20150%20grit.jpg[/img] + [img]http://ashcomberefugees.org/myPictures/arse_emblem_2.jpg[/img] = [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/ronaldosalame/R1TEwX7tzfI/AAAAAAAABGM/6XImKwNhzKQ/stressed+man_thumb%5B1%5D[/img][/QUOTE]
How'd you get a picture of my ass?
Toilet paper works fine so long as you don't try to shove it up your ass.
i don't even use toilet paper when im pissing
i just shake twice
more than that and you're playing with it
I have a bidet. It's very useful after taking an enormous dump.
I don't mind the wipe's wet feeling.
[editline]05:10PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=beardk;15820988]Wow, i think its gay to care about how your ass smells. No offense :P[/QUOTE]
What are you, 12? Grow up.
I shit but once a week, and have never bothered to put thought into how I wipe my ass...
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;15904887][B]I shit but once a week[/B], and have never bothered to put thought into how I wipe my ass...[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
Why, sir, are you shitting on toi... I mean why are you talking crap abou... Why must you hate on toilet paper!
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;15904281]i don't even use toilet paper when im pissing
i just shake twice
more than that and you're playing with it[/QUOTE]
:ughh:
It's women who use TP to wipe after pissing...
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;15904887]I shit but once a week, and have never bothered to put thought into how I wipe my ass...[/QUOTE]
Shitting once a week is not very healthy.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;15904901]:wtc:[/QUOTE]
Well, if I eat a lot of fast food during the week, I'll probably need to go again on another day, or get diarrhea.
[editline]04:29PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;15904948]Shitting once a week is not very healthy.[/QUOTE]
What am I supposed to do about it? I'm not constipated. I just never have to shit... My stomach is fine, no matter how much pepsi I shove in 'er daily.
So I'm not a freak if I use these things regularly? Awesome! Thing I like most is you are done so much quicker with wipes.
[QUOTE=Shogoll5;15807349]Living in Japan makes this easier, practically all modern toilets here have pretty advanced bidet systems with adjustable water pressure, and even movement so that it can wash out your whole ass crack.
Then it's just a matter of wiping off the water with some toilet paper to remove the wetness, and you're done.[/QUOTE]
Lol, every post I've seen you make you've had to tie it into Japan somehow.
Japan isn't amazing bro. It's just another country.
Also if you have problems with toilet paper than you need wipes or a fucking shower. Me? I'm actually old enough to wipe my own ass thank you.
that would hurt water spraying up your ass
[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;15818494]Us arabs use our good ol' left hands[/QUOTE]
Last time I ever go to a convenience store...
[QUOTE=32brownsfan;15905092]that would hurt water spraying up your ass[/QUOTE]
Not really.
Honestly those toilets that spray water sound much better.
It's not like I give a shit on it... Wait actually I do!
:downsrim:
I wipe my ass with this.
[IMG]http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p60/Saheeb03/DSCN0196.jpg[/IMG]
If there's no toilet paper then i use this.
[IMG]http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p60/Saheeb03/DSCN0197.jpg[/IMG]
Works for me.
[img]http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1993_Demolition_Man/sylvester_stallone_demolition_man_001.jpg[/img]
You don't know how to use the 3 seashells?
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;15904887]I shit but once a week, and have never bothered to put thought into how I wipe my ass...[/QUOTE]Get more fiber in your diet, [b]FAST[/b]. Seriously, stop eating junk food and eat healthier.
I wipe my ass with toilet paper, I usually use more than one sheet. It works, you guys are seriously freaking out over nothing.
[QUOTE=trutelz;15807214]Posting in a [I]shitty[/I] thread.
[/QUOTE]
:hurr:
[editline]06:03PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Saheeb Jihad;15905253]
If there's no toilet paper then i use this.
[IMG]http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p60/Saheeb03/DSCN0197.jpg[/IMG]
Works for me.[/QUOTE]
My toilet clogs from that.
[QUOTE=gerbile3;15906338]
My toilet clogs from that.[/QUOTE]
You don't flush that down the toilet!! You put it in a plastic bag and throw it out.
Generally true unless it's a nice, solid shit. I hate booty sweat, though. Fuck that shit.
I only hate those "thin" toilet paper types. You take some, start wiping and find yourself fingering your ass.
[img]http://www.wilkinsonplus.com/content/ebiz/wilkinsonplus/invt/0208847/0208847_l.jpg[/img]
Mate, use these.
They're not weak and don't become useless when wet.
They're strong, yet soft.
I defecate into my sink and can just turn on the water and proceed to wipe the feces out of my rectum.
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