• Toilet paper sucks and you know it
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And if all else fails, use moss.
[QUOTE=Imalegend;15807219]I dont like wipes becuase of the wet feeling.[/QUOTE] Thats why I like them
[QUOTE=The golden;15908201]Just lick your hand go at it hen.[/QUOTE] Hens arent my type.
Use a sander
[QUOTE=beardk;15820988]Wow, i think its gay to care about how your ass smells. No offense :P[/QUOTE] You probably smell like shit
I have to use shitty Costco brand toilet paper. It always breaks while I'm wiping and then my hand smells like shit.
Quit using the crappy toiletpaper that public restrooms have. I don't even think thats real toiletpaper. It's too weak to wipe an ass and it's too strong to use as a tissue, it's useless.
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;15807705][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Bidet_Ego_Kolo.jpg[/img] This is how it's done.[/QUOTE] This. The OP did so much testing on a solution when it already had an invention.
I recently cut my hand wiping my ass. With my fingernail. That toilet had NO room for me to hold down my balls and wipe my ass.
No shit, I've used wipes for years. I don't want an shitty asshole. [editline]11:44PM[/editline] [QUOTE=beardk;15820988]Wow, i think its gay to care about how your ass smells. No offense :P[/QUOTE] fun fact, shit smells. Do you think the smell of shit turns on the ladies? (or men)
This is why I don't wipe. /s
Wipes are good, but putting perfumed wipes on your shit then making your arse wet afterwards isn't the besting feeling, I'd rather have a dry clean and be comfortable. Do you just hate toilet roll because your finger slips through and you love it?
Ever been to Japan?
[QUOTE=Shankney;15914005] Do you just hate toilet roll because your finger slips through and you love it?[/QUOTE] What.
[QUOTE=Slasha00;15905064]Lol, every post I've seen you make you've had to tie it into Japan somehow. Japan isn't amazing bro. It's just another country. Also if you have problems with toilet paper than you need wipes or a fucking shower. Me? I'm actually old enough to wipe my own ass thank you.[/QUOTE] sorry bro sometimes my nationalism slips into my posts [editline]04:50AM[/editline] also toilet paper is p gaaayyyyyyyy
I normally don't have trouble with toilet paper (given I practically scrub my ass and use tons of the stuff), but yeah; it kinda sucks.
Yes but you can undo the inevitable for 2-4 hours.
FP doesnt know how to wipe properly hahaha
I wipe my ass using my tongue.
This thread has opened my eyes to a whole new world.
Don't wipe that just smears it all around! Ya gotta dab at it!
[QUOTE=Sasoreh;15808058]That's wonderful, I'm going to stick with plain toilet paper, it's nice and soft.[/QUOTE] unless you stick the paper up your ass say hi to monkey butt for me
this is why i eat lots of fiber in my food so my poop comes out in nice solid chunks that require two wipes only
[QUOTE=T_T crai2;15914330]FP doesnt know how to wipe properly hahaha[/QUOTE] More like OP and a few others don't know how.
Have a colostomy, then you'll have one clean shinny butt.
Andrex.
[QUOTE=TailsPrower;15905053]So I'm not a freak if I use these things regularly? Awesome! Thing I like most is you are done so much quicker with wipes.[/QUOTE] Nah nothing freaky about it. Just not the norm, since wipes tend to cost a more money for something most people take for granted.
Sir, I enjoy to use purple toilet paper.
[QUOTE=Aidos;15807237]A++ thread. Would read again.[/QUOTE] How is this not a meme by now, whenever someone posts this it doesn't add anything to the thread at all.
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