• Toilet paper sucks and you know it
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I wipe my ass with this [img]http://gplteensblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/twilight_book_cover.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=owen123;15933314]I wipe my ass with this [img]http://gplteensblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/twilight_book_cover.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] But surely you'd want to [i]clean[/i] your ass after taking a dump.
[img]http://www.jeremyinc.com/images/CHUCKNORRIS_TOILETPAPER.JPG[/img]
[QUOTE=Demon357;15808875]You guys are weird... I just use the three shells...[/QUOTE] Please, enlighten me to how you people use these three sea shells. These swearing machines cost me too much to get ticket paper from.
[QUOTE=ashxu;15914026]Ever been to Japan?[/QUOTE] HELLO! ...as the saying goes.
He's right. It's time we started using [i] The three seashells [/i] [img]http://www.poopreport.com/Images/3shells.jpg[/img] [img]http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1993_Demolition_Man/sylvester_stallone_demolition_man_001.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.cineol.net/images/noticias/Cameos/DemolitionMan.jpg[/img] EDIT: [b] FUCK LATE![/b]
I just part my cheaks and shake until it all falls off.
BEHOLD: The way to use seashells in a few simple steps. [img]http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/three-seashells/i-mockery-three-seashells.gif[/img]
Use your hand...
[QUOTE=GranaMan;15946370]Use your hand...[/QUOTE] Eww why would you do that?
Sea sponge on a stick works the best no wounder this thread looked familiar
I use a bidet Master race :smug:
[QUOTE=X-ZECUTiONER;15807200]However this results to the whole process taking so much time that you eventually regret taking a dump (as you have to pause your 4-hour TF2 session; you know you're a fucking nerd). [/QUOTE] op is angry because taking a dump takes too long and interrupts his overly long gaming sessions.
I love using wipes but we don't often have any :U But they help me A LOT.
[QUOTE=DirgeMarksman;26994754]Eww why would you do that?[/QUOTE] 10th july 2009 why would you bump it?
It's better than paper towels, if you were to try using that, it would clog the toilet.
[QUOTE=Antallion;26994883]10th july 2009 why would you bump it?[/QUOTE] Its fun to do that. Its like a new thread with NEW content. Considering most peeps who posted here are Perma'd or left. One you see threads past page 300 then its time to gold dig for quality and bring them back up This was not the case. I did this for fun
oh phew i'm not the only one i don't see what people hate about the wet feeling though my ass usually dries out within like a minute and it feels normal [editline]a[/editline] fuuu this is a bumped thread?
My shit usually leaves nothing on my ass cheeks, resulting in a single wipe being used.
What are the benefits of a happy ass?
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;26994952]My shit usually leaves nothing on my ass cheeks, resulting in a single wipe being used.[/QUOTE] I get the same so often I only bother wiping when I know I have drank a lot
I've used wipes all my life and I ALWAYS sit down to pee at my house because if you stand up piss will have to be cleaned off of the seat.
Bah, I use pressurized water to keep my ass clean. Keeps my anus nice and fresh.
[QUOTE=MrAus10;15807394]1. Wipe with wipes 2. Dry with paper 3. ??? 4. PROFIT!!![/QUOTE] Yeah that is my method. First wipe all the shit off and what not. If needed I put my finger up my bum with the wipe covering it. Cleans well. Then you dry with some nice toilet paper. Don't rub too hard, it can cause bleeding.
muslim showers are the way forward: [img]http://site.dukandar.com/home/chromeclassic6-b.jpg[/img] Basically, it's a hand held bidet which, when you're done pooping, you just take from the wall and shove it near your ass as you press the handle to release a jet of water. It's very good.
Use metal tongs.
[QUOTE=grandpajenki;26995025]I've used wipes all my life and I ALWAYS sit down to pee at my house because if you stand up piss will have to be cleaned off of the seat.[/QUOTE] I always sit down to pee, because there is always THAT ONE TIME that the stream decides to go askew in a random direction regardless of where your aiming.
Buy some proper toiletpaper you cheap fuck.
It's not hard, you must be doing it wrong OP
What happens if you shit in a bidet and then turn it on Does it blast the shit into the ceiling
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