• Toilet paper sucks and you know it
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[QUOTE=Zeke129;26999749]What happens if you shit in a bidet and then turn it on Does it blast the shit into the ceiling[/QUOTE] shit hits the fan
[HIGHLIGHT]WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE WIPES.[/HIGHLIGHT] My neighbor used wipes for a month. YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!? :siren:THE PIPES GOT FUCKING CLOGGED AND IT STARTED LEAKING AND THERE WAS SHIT EVERYWHERE.:siren:
Use your hand with water haha. Lot's Of Thirdworld Country do it that way.
[QUOTE=X-ZECUTiONER;15807200]A solution is taking a shower after wiping yourself (by the way you're a filthy bastard if you just wipe with toilet paper).)[/QUOTE] Lol, just because you never learned how to clean yourself properly with perfectly fine toilet paper So what do you do when you need to go to a public bathroom? You carry some wipes with you? :v:
I wouldn't wipe my ass with this thread.
[QUOTE=.\\Shadow};27020214]I wouldn't wipe my ass with this thread.[/QUOTE] OP would.
[QUOTE=grandpajenki;26995025]I've used wipes all my life and I ALWAYS sit down to pee at my house because if you stand up piss will have to be cleaned off of the seat.[/QUOTE] How hard do you fucking pee? I piss standing up usually and I get little to no splashing.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;27020259]How hard do you fucking pee? I piss standing up usually and I get little to no splashing.[/QUOTE] Maybe someone needs a little target practice.
I won't use wipes, because I can feel the shit I am touching.
OP has diarrhea problems.
I bet they payed you for this you sick sell out bastard! :argh:
Use a hooker's face. V:v:V
bro BRO use ONE(1) wipe and only ONE(1)!!! THEN use AS NEEDED(??) toilet paper now you know toilet wipin' ETIQUETTE only wipes is stupid only toilet paper is stupid be SMART
[QUOTE=MC3craze;15807898]You never wipe THAT close. :aaaaa:[/QUOTE] ... Oh...
Stop buying shit cheap toilet paper you cheap shit faggot
I only buy blind people's tennis society toilet paper.
I was just remembering this thread a few days ago too :v:
what really sucks is getting shit knotted in your arse hair.
Wet wipes block the fucking toilet though. Just get about 4-6 sheets of toilet paper and fold it.
Jokes on you douchebags I just don't wipe :smug:
[quote=zeldar;15808121]but what if we used wipes and then toilet paper? :aaaaa:[/quote] blasphemy! [editline]28th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Nightsure;27026669]Wet wipes block the fucking toilet though. Just get about 4-6 sheets of toilet paper and fold it.[/QUOTE] Yeah, That's why you use a bag and throw it into the neighbors yard :D
[QUOTE=X-ZECUTiONER;15807200]No matter how many times you wipe (even if you use a whole fucking roll and your ass seems clean) there is always some shit hiding in the dark corners of your ass, which can result to booty sweat.[/QUOTE] Okay, it's official this is the most disgusting thread I've read today.
[QUOTE=Someoneuduno;27027004]Jokes on you douchebags I just don't wipe :smug:[/QUOTE] Oh god doesn't that itch?
You must be doing something wrong OP because I can just use 1-2 pieces of toilet paper and there's no shit left. And I have Cushelle toilet paper, that shit is like the cadillac of toilet papers, it smells fucking great and it's so silky. Wipes feel like there's a dog licking your arse.
I use butt wipes all the time I don't feel fully clean with tp. Then it gets all crusty and ewww. Also butt wipes go in the trashcan not the damn toilet.
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